No Way on the Subway/Script
Phil Bell: You sure this guy's alright? You check him out?
Ray: I'm tellin' ya the guy's good. Hey, here he is right here. Phil, Niko. Niko, Phil.
Phil Bell: So you're the guy who got jumped for a couple million?
Niko: Yeah. You gonna pop me for it?
Phil Bell: Ha ha... no. I've heard good things. Some aren't friends... but y'know... what are you gonna do?
Niko: You're right... I've been keeping bad company.
Phil Bell: Oh, you mean this guy? He's okay... well he pays up and he ain't gone state's yet.
Ray: Very funny. Ha, ha.
Phil Bell: Listen we got a lot of missing money, and we got a problem with these fucking bikers...
Niko: And I got a problem finding someone.
Ray: Yeah, I nearly got something on that.
Phil Bell: So, we sent some of our boys after the money. Maybe you can deal with the bikers. Calm them down. They're causing trouble on the corner of Vauxite and Exeter.
Phil Bell: Otherwise, you and Raymond here got a serious problem. The boss has gotta get paid. Even when people forget to tell him about things they're working on...
Ray: Don't bust my balls. What's the point of talking about things unless they become real?
Phil Bell: I'm sure.
Ray: I'm sure you're sure Phil, you of all people.
Phil Bell: Now what the hell does that mean?
Ray: Nothing... I mean come one, you're a guy who knows what's what...
Phil Bell: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
(Niko confronts the bikers)
Niko: You took something that belonged to my employers.
Jim Fitzgerald: Shit, that's the cocksucker that Johnny ripped off for the diamond loot. Hey, why don't we see if he can keep up with some real American bikers? Ha! Let's do this!
Niko: Here we go again.
Niko: Just great. Fantastic.
Niko: Couldn't they make this easy?
(Niko begins chasing the bikers)
Jim Fitzgerald: You made a mistake following us.
Jim Fitzgerald: Woo hoo! We're riding like real Americans, you ain't!
Jim Fitzgerald: How you doing back there, asshole?
Jim Fitzgerald: You've bitten off more than you can chew, dickhead.
Jim Fitzgerald: I hope you're enjoying yourself.
Jim Fitzgerald: You ain't a biker, asshole - you never will be!
Jim Fitzgerald: You ain't never gonna out ride the Lost biker gang.
(If Niko kills one of the bikers)
Niko: Perhaps he was not such a good rider!
Niko: Well, the big bad biker got his self killed!
Niko: Oh no! Your buddy's dead!
(If Niko abstains from killing the bikers, one will eventually crash head-on with a train)
Niko: Was that the uptown J train?
Niko: Shit, your friends body's gonna be smeared from here to Northwood!
Post mission phone call
Niko: I got rid of those bikers for you. Johnny wasn't there though.
Ray: The other guys is meant to be taking are of him. Don't worry about it, Nicky.
Failing the mission
Niko:I couldn't get all of those bikers, Ray. The message hasn't been sent.
Ray: This thing of ours is only surviving because we send a message when we get fucked with. You were meant to be our messenger. Come back to Drusilla's you amateur.