Out of the Closet/Script
(Niko arrives at the internet cafe and calls Brucie)
Niko: Alright, man. I'm at the internet cafe. What now?
Brucie: The website is Love-meet. Go to it, bro. The guy you want a date with is using French Tom as his screen name. You're an animal, man. Eat him alive, okay?
(Niko meets French Tom at the diner in Hove Beach)
French Tom: Hey, are you my date? Thank God! You never know who's going to turn up when you've met someone online.
Niko: Yeah. All sorts of sickos can use the internet. You have to be careful. I'm Niko.
French Tom: So Niko, what do you do?
Niko: I do a lot of things. What's your job?
French Tom: Job? Job? Everyone's talking about this Job guy. I haven't met him and I don't want to. Mr. Job sounds like an asshole.
Niko: Really? What type of man do you want to meet?
French Tom: One with a lot of money. Do you know Gay Tony? Runs Hercules and Maisonette 9. I'll tell you a secret, he pretends to have the dollars but he's broke as hell - the loser. If there's one thing that I hate more than fat people and cripples, it is poor guys.
Niko: Is that why you borrow money that you can't pay back?
French Tom: What're you talking about? How the fuck do you know who I pay and don't pay back? Fuck you, bitch. You ain't miss thing. You can't tell me shit about who I am.
Niko: I'm just here to do a job. People in this world need to work. And my work is getting rid of you.
French Tom: I wouldn't fuck a scummy immigrant like you anyway.
(Tom flees the diner and Niko chases him)
French Tom: You filthy creep.
French Tom: This is an all time low.
French Tom: This is so undignified.
French Tom: Not the face. Don't ruin my beautiful face.
French Tom: I should have never lowered my standards.
French Tom: How did I get this desperate?
French Tom: This isn't right at all.
French Tom: Get away from me. You're too poor to kill me.
French Tom: Your profile looked cute.
French Tom: Ewww. Disgusting man, get away from me.
(If Niko stands up while they are talking in the diner)
French Tom: Chill out, hot stuff. We haven't even eaten yet.
French Tom: You got a bad knee or something. Is that why you're standing?
French Tom: Do you want to go already? I'm not that easy, sweetie.
(Niko pulls out a weapon in the diner. Dialogue differs depending on the weapon.)
French Tom: You're packing heat? That makes me real uncomfortable. I'm outta here.
French Tom: Hey man, they've got cutlery here. You don't need to bring that shit out. Freak.
French Tom: You've got a gun? I'm not into that sick shit. GO play with some other methhead freak.
French Tom: I've seen guys pull weird shit out their pants but guns freak me out. Goodbye.
French Tom: Sports aren't cool, man. There are better balls to be playing with. I'm gone.
French Tom: Screw you. Are you trying to blow us up? Play with your own worthless life. Mine's too important.
French Tom: What the fuck? You're meant to drink those things not light them, you stupid shit. This date is over.
(If the player doesn't check their emails, Roman will remind them through text messages)
Niko, have you heard from your boyfriend yet? Check your email at the Tw@ internet cafe. Rom
NB - you been on your gay date yet? I know you want to do it! Don't be nervous and check your emails. - Rom
Hey man, try not to fall in love with that guy when you go on a date with him. This is business not pleasure. He's probably emailed you by now. - Rom
Hey cuz, maybe it's all that juice, but Brucie is getting really anxious about you going on that date with French Tom or whatever. You checked your emails? - Rom
(If the player misses the date with French Tom)
Sorry, I couldn't make it. Doesn't that just make you all the more excited to meet me. I can be there at midnight. Xxx
I got held up by some fucking terrorist bullshit. It's such a fucking ass. I can be there at noon instead. C U then. xxx
Post mission phone call
Brucie: How was your date, bro?
Niko: Not so good. I don't think we'll be seeing each other again. I don't think he'll be seeing anyone.
Brucie: Nicky, you're an animal. Anyway, your profile is still up there, bro. There's all sorts of crazy bitches on that site you can get into. Real freaks, you know? I'd be getting involved in some of that internet dating shit but I only date models, you know? Or VIPs who could be models. Not many of them online, yeah? Catch you later, big guy. Laters.
Post mission text message
Read about your "hot date" on the Liberty Tree website, bro. That shit says you looked older, you gotta get some work done. Bro, I get shots the whole time. Don't get ashamed about looking good! - B
Failing the mission
Niko: Hey, man. The guy got away.
Brucie: Nicky, I thought you were into this? I thought you were gonna date this guy and deliver the goods, man? Come see me.
Missing the date
Brucie: Niko, what's happening? Don't tell me you fell in love with this guy and are running away with him or somethin'?
Niko: That didn't happen, man. I missed the date.
Brucie: What? That ain't cool. We'll talk soon.