Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA Vice City Stories

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Police (while chasing player)

  • Ooh, look who's running.
  • I'm aiming for your nuts.
  • Let's go sweetheart.
  • Goddamn you!
  • I'm the law, boy!
  • You know you're dead, right?
  • I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
  • I will kill you slow
  • I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
  • Stop you sick-O!
  • You're messing with the law! (or motorcycle jockey)
  • You must be a DCT! (?)
  • I got something for you boy!
  • You wanna see me boy?
  • Take one shot punk!
  • Come on, boy!
  • Get that perverted worm!
  • Fuck you John!

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

  • Oh look, its me, and my pet gun.
  • Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
  • D'you like it? Me too.
  • You're good at pissing me off.
  • Fight? Why not?
  • Never, ever to me!
  • You'd make a real fine victim.
  • You gotta be joking!
  • Say hello to Mr. Death
  • I'm trained at this.
  • Just cleaning up
  • Just cleaning the shit.
  • You wanna get killed, amigo?
  • Fuck You
  • Yeah, it's death time
  • I got plenty of this!
  • You want some of this?
  • Your biggest mistake, being born!
  • This may sting a little!
  • Freeze bitchhead.
  • Die, street trash!
  • Meet my gun!
  • This is like strangling!
  • This is not a rehearsal!
  • Hey dead man!
  • Last chance to draw breath!
  • Hey, you're gonna die.
  • Your life is about to expire.
  • Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
  • Violent interaction, why not?
  • Truck back it if you like.
  • Fire in the hole!
  • This train stops here.
  • Want a break? May as well
  • Have a nice death!
  • Sure it's a gun!
  • Yeah! Piece dead!
  • Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
  • Go to hell!
  • Hey, stiff
  • Bye asshole
  • You have every right to shit yourself.
  • Hey, all I want is your very meat!
  • I'm a professional.
  • This ain't no movie, and this ain't no kid's toy.
  • Be cool, or get shot, your choice.
  • You are now about to die.
  • You're about to get wasted!
  • I'll put you all down!
  • You want this to get ugly?
  • Cause of death? This, fucker.
  • I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
  • I know how to fight, dickhead.
  • I used to be in the army, asshole!
  • This causes death, thickweed.
  • Oh yeah, you're dead.
  • Game over for you, fucker.
  • Eat shit, scumbag!
  • Unlucky for you, I like killing scumbags.
  • I'm into this interaction.
  • Less, is less, fucker.
  • Draw last breath, bitch.
  • Fuck it.
  • This relationship is over.
  • Cremation or burial.
  • Yep, next stop the cemetery.
  • Kiss your ass goodbye.
  • The name's Vic, say goodbye.
  • Hey, hey, hey, he went that way! (when being chased)
  • Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)

These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:

  • You're fuckin' with the military!
  • Don't mess with the army!
  • Do you know who you're messing with?
  • I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
  • I'm a soldier, friend!
  • I'm a soldier, don't push me!
  • Glad you pay taxes?
  • Don't fuck with me!
  • This is the army!
  • You are in America, friend!
  • Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
  • Don't make me do this!
  • Don't be an idiot!
  • You think you're fucking hard?

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

  • Oh yeah, very intelligent!
  • Damn you!
  • I hope that really hurts!
  • Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
  • I hope you're unable to reproduce!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

  • Move your bitch ass
  • Move your ass
  • Move bitch move!
  • You're trapping me in!
  • You gotta cut that shit out and move!
  • You little bitch, move!
  • Don't keep me in your rear!
  • When will you people learn?!
  • Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
  • What are you doing?
  • Not today, not now!
  • Hey Gringos! I got shit to do today!
  • Move the vehicle!!!
  • Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
  • This buddy is mine!
  • I gotta move up ahead!
  • Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
  • Stop your fucking! (?)
  • Punk ass bitch!
  • I gotta dock this shit move it!
  • Move that car.

Drivers (When getting carjacked)

  • You think you can jack me, bitch?
  • Get your bitch ass hands off me!
  • Argh help! Someone carjacked the captain!
  • Get your grubby mitts off me!
  • No! This is a birthday present!
  • I'm headed to an audition!
  • What in tarnation!
  • What is this, Liberty City?

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! ( or face)
  • You're rude
  • Watch where you're going
  • Move back soldier!
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Well, how dare you asshole! (?)
  • Damnit!
  • Hey.
  • You cruising for sex, sicko?

Pedestrians (When angry)

  • Come on asshole
  • You want a piece of me?
  • You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
  • Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
  • I'll beat you insane
  • I'm a marine killing machine!
  • Don't make me hurt you
  • Wow looks like this kid's going down.
  • You're a bitch
  • Come on then come on!
  • You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
  • Bring it on, you loser!
  • Ok then, let's go, let's go!
  • I'm on my lunch break.
  • You want a fist in your face?
  • Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
  • I was born to fight! (security guards)
  • Let's go you two digit midget!
  • You know what, seńor?
  • I can fight, I'm white trash.
  • Uh, hello
  • Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
  • I'll kill you American!
  • You Americano have no manners.
  • You wanna try that again?
  • That's right bring it on,shithead.
  • Much dick?
  • Get off me.
  • Broke-ass bitch?
  • Hey,muchacho,you want a piece of my pie?
  • Can't upset the captain!
  • Two ships passing in the night.
  • I'll knock the tar out of you!
  • You're my urinal!
  • You're gonna have no teeth like me!
  • I'll beat you senseless, boy!
  • I beat brat boys bigger than you!
  • I slap bitches male and female.
  • Captain gonna start slapping.

Pedestrians (When Vic aims them with gun)

  • Is that real?
  • OK, I was rude
  • Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
  • I hope you don't kill me!
  • I ain't scared of that bullet
  • Don't point that at me!
  • You'd better shoot fast!
  • Come on, I'll fix your toilet free!
  • Friendly fire! Stand down!
  • Want me to fix that for you?
  • Look me in the eye before you pull that trigger.
  • You better shoot fast.
  • A gun? Very nice.
  • My bird friends will get you!
  • Please sir, I am pregnant!
  • No! I wanna be a mother.
  • I need your gun, muchacho.

Pedestrians (When they see people killed by Vic)

  • Man, this town is crazy!
  • This town is full of bitches.
  • He's gone, ya he's gone.
  • This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.
  • Hay,the world es terible. (?)

Vance Crime Family

  • I'd kill anyone for a thousand dollars.
  • Me and your mother did it again.
  • A cool attitude is really important.
  • I've had enough of those British DJ's.
  • Damn girl left me a TV dinner.
  • I could never ease that bra.
  • I'm gonna get some rubbers ? (last word incomprehensible)

Vance Crime Family (when angry)

  • Okay that's the last straw, asshole!
  • What the fuck, Vic.

Bikers

  • That asshole touched my old lady.

Bikers (when angry)

  • Come on 50 boy!
  • I'm gonna shoot you in the ass
  • I'm gonna tear you a new asshole!

Sharks

  • Sharks, to me!
  • You wanna swim with the sharks?
  • You are messing with the sharks.
  • Sharks bite, fool!
  • C'mon pip squad!
  • Told you not to come round here!

Cholos

  • My family is more important than your family I say.
  • My iguana Angelina died.
  • I'm going to see my cousin in San Andreas.

Cholos (when angry)

  • You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
  • Show me you're the man.
  • Disrespect my familia? I hurt you!
  • Why you disrespecting us see?

Mendez Cartel

  • I see your face now, big man!
  • I'll knock your teeth out.
  • I'm doing this one for you!

Paramedics

  • Handicapped parking for you
  • Stinky tourists!
  • I think he's drunk
  • You'd better be American
  • I'm a lifesaver.
  • We're heroes, that's right.
  • We should have our own TV show.
  • He looks poor.

Marty J. Williams

(the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as Shakedown and D.I.V.O.R.C.E.)

  • You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
  • Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)

Bryan Forbes

(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)

  • All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)