'''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised on the radio stations and has it's own bar in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is slang for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine. Furthermore, the six-crate of Pißwasser that [[Rockstar]] sent to UK website CVG Online as a present was labeled with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany (also a pun on "urine"). The labels on the bottles are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder's]] labeling. The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "
[giving] a dude head" and " [driving] drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, "This is Budweiser, This is Beer", particularly towards the end of the jingle.
:''Last night, I think I shit the bed,''
:''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,''
:''Life is such a merciful blur,''
:''When you pop a Pißwasser.''
:''Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,''
:''3 a.m., buy some blow,''
:''Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,''
:''What really matters anymore?''
:''All the crap you do all day,''
:''Who fucking cares anyway?!''
:''Pißwasser, this is beer!''
:''Drive drunk off a pier!''
:''Pißwasser, drink all day!''
:''It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!''
:''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.''
Image:Pißwasser girl.jpg|A highly suggestive billboard ad for Pißwasser beer
Image:Piswasser.jpg|Another suggestive Pißwasser billboard.
File:Pisswasser Radio Ad.ogg|Radio advertisement (audio file)
== See also ==
* [[Pissh]], a similarly named alcohol beverage.
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