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|caption=Lance doing the 'Lance Vance Dance'.

|reward=$1,500

'''White Lies''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]], given by [[Lance Vance]] to protagonist [[Victor Vance]].

Victor drops by Lance's apartment. Lance asks what he's doing there and after a while [[Louise Cassidy-Williams|Louise]], Victor's girlfriend, appears from the kitchen who says she and Lance got high together which angers Victor and after a long going argument, Lance runs outside to a chopper and threatens to give away all of his coke around the city. Victor then follows his chopper which drops a package spread all around [[Ocean Beach]], in a hovercraft and collects as many packages as he can, completing the mission.

(''Louise, Victor, Lance at Lance's apartment.'')

'''Lance''': Hee! Alright, baby! This is the Lance Vance Dance! You got to... pop it... and, uh, lock it... Yeah! Woo!  

'''Vic''': So this is where the coke is going? Up your nose?

'''Lance''': Hey, Vic...

'''Vic''': "Hey, Vic"?

'''Lance''': What're you doing here?

'''Vic''': You had me running around town like a psycho, and all the while you're siphoning it off for your personal use. You are unbelievable.

'''Lance''': Hey... I'm sorry. Uh... Look, can we talk about this later?

'''Louise''': Oh... Hey, Vic... Shit...

'''Vic''': Louise! What the hell is going on?

'''Lance''': Well, uh, um... Uh, bro... 'Ey, 'ey, bro, it ain't nothing like that!

'''Louise''': I wouldn't do that to you... I just needed something to take my mind off things.

'''Vic''': So you fucked my brother?

'''Louise''': NO! We just get high together! Goddamn, you are so judgmental, like you're a damn saint or something. Why are you being such an asshole?

'''Vic''': You are a mess.

'''Louise''': And you're wonderful. A wonderful drug dealing, thieving murderer.  

'''Lance''': Oh, come on, guys.

'''Vic''': I was doing it for us.

'''Louise''': Who're you trying to kid? You don't give a shit about me.  

'''Vic''': Not now I don't.

'''Louise''': You know what? You make me wanna puke, you self-righteous dick!

'''Vic''': Ah, get lost!  

'''Louise''': Stay away from me, you sick bastard! You're a phoney, Vic Vance.

'''Lance''': What are you gonna do?

'''Vic''': Thanks a lot, Lance!

'''Lance''': What?! Listen, who cares? It's my coke. It's all my coke, and I'll do with it whatever I damn well please!

(''Lance runs outside to a chopper and Vic goes after him.'')

'''Vic''': Lance, come back here!

'''Lance''': Shut up! You're always telling me what to do! But if it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have any of this! If I wanna take coke, I will! If I wanna give it away, I will! And I'm gonna give it away! All of it! And you can't stop me!

'''Vic''': Lance! Don't be stupid!

The reward for completing this mission is $1,500 and the unlock of mission [[Where it Hurts Most]] as well as [[Bovver '64]] being bought at [[The Clymenus Suite]] safehouse.