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[[File:Dragon_Brain.png|thumb|Dragon Brain Logo]]'''Dragon Brain''' is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the [[WP:Harry Potter (film series)|Harry Potter]] film series and [[WP:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings]] film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of [[wp:Dragonheart|Dragonheart]]. The film's website is [[Dragonbrainthemovie.com]]. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!"). | [[File:Dragon_Brain.png|thumb|Dragon Brain Logo]]'''Dragon Brain''' is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the [[WP:Harry Potter (film series)|Harry Potter]] film series and [[WP:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings]] film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of [[wp:Dragonheart|Dragonheart]]. The film's website is [[Dragonbrainthemovie.com]]. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!"). | ||
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Narrator: “In An Ancient World, Before Sundials, It Was Time For A Hero, This Fall, Prepare To Believe All Over Again, Once More, Again, Dragon Brain. Prepare To Believe.” “It’s A Time Before Time.” | |||
Woman: “Oh No, Here Come The F-cking Dragons!” | |||
Man: “We Need A Hero, Or Evil Will Rain For 2000 Generations, And A Million Oarks Will Storm These Lands, And The CGI Bill Will Be Apocalyptic!” | |||
Narrator: “Dragon Brain” “Prepare To Love.” Hero: “I’m Only A Humble Black Smith With A California Accent.” “How Can I Possibly Rise Up And Conquer Evil Without A Montage?” | |||
Guy: “How Indeed?” “Do We Believe?” Hero: “I Believe, In The Miracle Of Merchandising .” “I’ll Need A Furry Talking Sidekick To Say One-Liners While I Chop Off Heads.” | |||
*Sword Slicing* | |||
SideKick: “Don’t Loose Your Head.” “Hehehe!” | |||
Narrator: “Prepare To Sit, Through A 4 hour Journey.” | |||
Hero: “I’ve Got A Quest, I Must Defeat Evil, And Sell Franchising Rights To Theme Parks.” | |||
Woman: “We’re Cursed, The Dragons Their Flying Upside Down!” “No! The CD Machine Is Broken Again!” | |||
Hero: *Yelling* “DRAGON BRAIN!” | |||
Narrator: The Quest Is Yours, Dragon Brain, Coming Soon To A Theater Near You. RATED “G” FOR GIBERISH” | |||
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