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-===Radio Ad Transcript===
+==Radio Ad Transcript==
+'''Narrator:''' In an ancient world, before sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe. It’s a time before time...
+'''Woman:''' Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!
-Narrator: “In An Ancient World, Before Sundials, It Was Time For A Hero, This Fall, Prepare To Believe All Over Again, Once More, Again, Dragon Brain. Prepare To Believe.” “It’s A Time Before Time.”
+'''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will rain for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!
-Woman: “Oh No, Here Come The F-cking Dragons!”
+'''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
-Man: “We Need A Hero, Or Evil Will Rain For 2000 Generations, And A Million Oarks Will Storm These Lands, And The CGI Bill Will Be Apocalyptic!”
+'''Hero:''' I’m only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?
-Narrator: “Dragon Brain” “Prepare To Love.” Hero: “I’m Only A Humble Black Smith With A California Accent.” “How Can I Possibly Rise Up And Conquer Evil Without A Montage?”
+'''Guy:''' How indeed? Do we believe?
-Guy: “How Indeed?” “Do We Believe?” Hero: “I Believe, In The Miracle Of Merchandising .” “I’ll Need A Furry Talking Sidekick To Say One-Liners While I Chop Off Heads.”
+'''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising. I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to say one-liners while I chop off heads.
-*Sword Slicing*
+'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!
-SideKick: “Don’t Loose Your Head.” “Hehehe!”
+'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey.
-Narrator: “Prepare To Sit, Through A 4 hour Journey.”
+'''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchising rights to theme parks.
-Hero: “I’ve Got A Quest, I Must Defeat Evil, And Sell Franchising Rights To Theme Parks.”
+'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! No! The CD machine is broken again!
-Woman: “We’re Cursed, The Dragons Their Flying Upside Down!” “No! The CD Machine Is Broken Again!”
-Hero: *Yelling* “DRAGON BRAIN!”
-Narrator: The Quest Is Yours, Dragon Brain, Coming Soon To A Theater Near You. RATED “G” FOR GIBERISH”
+'''Hero:''' ''(yelling)'' DRAGON BRAIN!
+'''Narrator:''' The quest is yours: Dragon Brain, coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.
 ==Trivia==