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She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | She is the best friend of [[Cloe Parker]], a parody of [[wp:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie's]] (Jill's counterpart) friendship with [[wp:Paris Hilton|Paris Hilton]] (Cloe's). It is notable that although Hilton and Richie were born less than a year apart, Cloe is anywhere from 5 to 11 years Jill's senior. | ||
Since her 11th birthday and/or 2006, she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]]) | Since her 11th birthday and/or [[2006]], she has been internationally famous for her extreme wealth and presence on the [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] party circuit. When she was 12, she was sent to 15 expensive private schools at the same time. She is frequently hounded by paparazzi - the most outlandish examples include her being told to re-enact a tantrum because cameramen were not at the scene, and media attention for her doing the most mundane activities (buying a carton of milk in a [[Los Santos in GTA V|Downtown Los Santos]] supermarket and walking down the street in [[San Fierro]].) | ||
In early 2008, she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site | In early [[2008]], she began a three-week relationship with Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. At the beginning of GTA IV she left him for a new boyfriend, and a sex tape was released of her cheating on him by giving oral sex to an [[Opium Nights]] valet, as her boyfriend paid the bar tab in the very next room. The tape quickly circulated on [[electrictit.com|Electric Tit]] but was removed from the site. | ||
==Age== | ==Age== | ||
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==Fame and wealth== | ==Fame and wealth== | ||
[[File:Jill_vc_gta4.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a Los Santos supermarket]] | [[File:Jill_vc_gta4.jpg|thumb|right|Jill buying lotion at a [[Los Santos in GTA V|Los Santos]] supermarket]] | ||
[[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTA4-artwork.png|thumb|right|A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.]] | [[File:JillVonCrastenburg-GTA4-artwork.png|thumb|right|A poster of Jill Von Crastenburg.]] | ||
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'''Criminal Record''': | '''Criminal Record''': | ||
*2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine | *[[2006]] - Possession Controlled Substance: Cocaine | ||
*2007 - Public Lewdness | *[[2007]] - Public Lewdness | ||
'''Notes''': | '''Notes''': | ||
*Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite. | *Rich heiress and Algonquin socialite. | ||