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<div class="messagebox merge"><!--PNG images containing transparencies do not display properly for some users. Please consider this fact before replacing the already tiny GIF file.-->[[Image:Merge-arrows.gif|left]] It has been suggested that this article or section be [[Wikipedia:Merging and moving pages|merged]] with ''[[/Spoofer Cell|Spoofer Cell]]''. Or maybe not...([[:{{NAMESPACE}} talk:{{PAGENAMEE}}|Discuss]])</div>

I have a story at [[Fanfiction.net]], entitled ''Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology'', which is similar in style to [[Epic Movie]]. The whole story centers on [[Sam Fisher]], a loyal agent of the [[Third Echelon]], and his "movie and pop culture encounters", with appearances from many movie characters and celebrities - a time traveling Ludacris, an awkward Shirley Temple, and more crazy [[cameo appearance|cameo appearances]] from celebrities. The parody is now in progress, but I thought of an initial storyline to fill the thing up. I also plan to have a [[machinima]] version of this, and a game, when I have the resoures to buy a new PC...

The game, on my point of view, would involve parodying various video games, with elements from ''[[Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell]]'', ''[[Grand Theft Auto (series)|Grand Theft Auto]]'', ''[[Half-Life]]'', ''[[Need for Speed Carbon]]'', and other games. Most of the playable characters can use everyday objects as [[melee weapons]], such as [[shoes]] (boots for Fisher and Ludacris and Mary Janes and the like for the kids), [[toilet plunger|toilet plungers]], [[tennis]] rackets, [[Ping-Pong]] balls, [[sausages]], [[lollipop|lollipops]], [[alkaline battery|alkaline batteries]], leather [[mallet|mallets]], [[slingshot|slingshots]], and the like. Of course, it would involve stealth tactics, and with some rather ridiculous stuff, such as Fisher knocking out Oompa-Loompas just to get a retinal scan at them.

I'm also conceptualizing on its sequel, ''Spoofer Cell: Eviction'', a parodical take at ''[[Splinter Cell: Conviction]]''. I won't give you the details about it yet, so visit this page for more details. OK, so after reading early rumors about the game (such as a strange-looking Sam throwing everything on sight), and after early conceptualization by yours truly, ''Eviction'''s story is about a now-broke Sam Fisher, after being pissed off at his employers, the [[Third Echelon]]. I may put sandbox elements from ''[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]'', but check out my user page for updated info...

Sam later knew that Shirley's life was in danger from gangsters, and when he saw them trying to assault the actress, he, Temple and [[Ludacris]] (the rapper whom Fisher met earlier in the story; he also time-traveled to meet King Kong) hurriedly went in the Temples' family car (I might as well revise the story a bit; like Sam [[carjacking]] the Temple sled, ''Grand Theft Auto'' style), and did a parody of the street drift sequence from ''[[The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift]]'', with Ludacris and Shirley listening to the song ''Tokyo Drift'' on an iPod. The guys then lost track of the gangsters, and, as Lambert ordered, the three, with the car, beamed back to the year 2006 (actually, Double Agent was set in the year 2008), in the stadium where the World Cup took place (the parking lot to be exact). Shirley, of course, was amazed at the present time period, in which Sam replied, "Twisted history, kid, nothing else..." It was, coincidentally, the game where [[Zinedine Zidane]] had a bad time with [[Marco Materazzi]], thus Sam and the guys hurriedly sneaked into the stadium where they watched the headbutt incident. Sam and Ludacris then laughed at the two soccer players, and then went out of the stadium and back to the Third Echelon HQ. Lambert then took the Golden Ticket from Temple, saying "Don't worry, Shirl, there are some things better than [[Willy Wonka]]...".

The three then went to [[Paris, France]], well, to contact [[Madeline]] and to hack at Lord Covington's computer. Ludacris then convinced Madeline to go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, in which Sam will break into. Alexander Romanov and Yuri, two of the key characters in ''Red Alert 2'', was also in Wonka's factory, which surprised Fisher. Yuri then said that they "weren't spreading any Soviet influence anymore" and they got the chance to be in here after they mind-controlled [[Velma Dinkley]] just to get the Golden Ticket. [[Tanya Adams]] was also in the factory, since her dad was also a former employee. Sam secretly told Yuri that they were having a mission in the factory because a terrorist group has planted a "Hot Gas" suitcase bomb, a parody of the "Red Mercury" bomb in ''Double Agent''.

After the bomb was defused, they then went to Strawberryland, where another "Hot Gas" bomb was planted, and where a hostage situation was taking place (the intelligence report later reveals that Licorice Whip and The Peculiar Pie Man was trying to steal berries and smuggle them to the state of [[San Andreas (Grand Theft Auto)|San Andreas]]; however, they decided to put the Strawberryland residents hostage, after the scheme failed). The [[Care Bears]] and [[Michael Jackson]] made a [[cameo appearance]] in the chapter, in which Jackson was expelled from Strawberryland and the Care Bears were helping [[Strawberry Shortcake]] in getting rid of the Indonesian terrorists - the same ones who appeared in ''[[Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow]]''. It is then revealed that [[Strawberry Shortcake Villains|Licorice Whip]], one of the Strawberryland antagonists, was the instigator of the incident. Sam then asked Shortcake about his headquarters - ultimately, Lambert ordered him to spy on a meeting between Licorice Whip and his unknown accomplices, who shockingly turn out to be the Indonesian terrorists. At the meeting, Licorice Whip farted, and a firefight subsequently breaks out between his minions and the guerrilla troops. Amidst the chaos, Sam pursues Licorice Whip to the roof, where, after a tense [[Mexican standoff]], Sam knocks Licorice Whip unconscious, parodying the Shetland sequence in ''[[Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory]]''. Fisher then performed a daring escape sequence - jumping from Licorice's hideout and landing on [[Strawberry Shortcake Villains#The Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak|The Peculiar Pie Man]]'s delivery cart. He then hijacked the cart, pointed the [[FN F2000|SC-20K]] rifle at him, threatened Pie Man to surrender, and eventually [[headbutt|headbutted]] the Pie Man.

After Fisher succeeds in getting rid of the terrorists, Shortcake then joined the gang, and they went to Memphis, Tennessee, where they met [[Justin Timberlake]] - the mission has just been finished, and they had a party in Timberlake's house. After the two-hour party, they went on a stroll, but unfortunately, Shirley was hit by an errant spy sattelite, with Sam saying, "If I did this to Girl Scouts selling cookies in front of my house, this would be worse,", and Ludacris quipping, "We've shot down the Good Ship ''Lollipop''...", and Ludacris and Justin panicked.