|caption=[[El Burro (GTA III)|El Burro]]
|for=[[El Burro (GTA III)|El Burro]]
|target=Magazine copies, thief
|location=[[Hepburn Heights]], [[Portland]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]]
|unlockedby=[[Trial By Fire]]
'''Big'n'Veiny''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto III]] given to [[protagonist]] [[Claude]] by [[Diablos]] leader [[El Burro (GTA III)|El Burro]] from a payphone in the [[Hepburn Heights]] area of [[Portland]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]].
Claude goes to the payphone in Hepburn Heights, which is ringing. El Burro instructs Claude to follow a [[SPANK|SPANKED]]-up [[Porn Thief|thief]] who has stolen the latest copy of [[Donkey Does Dallas]] and collect the copies as they fly out of the back of a van. After collecting all the magazines, Claude kills the thief and then returns the magazines to [[XXXMags]] in the [[Red Light District]].
There is a time limit in this mission. The player has 45 seconds the complete this mission, and after collecting a magazine you get + 1 second.
'''El Burro''': A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press! But that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now tastefully photographed adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty. Take the van and follow that trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3 collecting it as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him. Then deliver my donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.
The reward for completion of the mission is $20,000 and the unlocking of the [[Turismo (mission)|Turismo]] race, El Burro's first mission. The [[Portland Safehouse (GTA III)|Portland safehouse]] will also be seen with stacks of pornographic magazines thereafter.
*The mission name may be a reference to a veiny penis.
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