[[File:Pißwasser-GTAIV-coaster.jpg|thumb|The Pißwasser logo on a coaster seen on the [[Rockstar Games Social Club]] website.]] '''Pißwasser''' (mispronounced in-game as "pisswasser"; the correct pronunciation is actually "pissvasser") is a fictional German export lager frequently advertised in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] and [[Grand Theft Auto V]]. 'Wasser' in the beer's name translates into English as 'water', making the beverage's literal name 'piss water', which is a slang term for cheap, watered-down beer. Billboards seen in-game expand the urine references, even going so far as to suggest the bottles contain nothing ''but'' urine (perhaps in reference to the [http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/corona.asp urine in Corona beer] rumor). Furthermore, the six-crate of Pißwasser that [[Rockstar]] sent to UK website CVG Online as a present was labeled with the words 'Ü-Rhine', which is probably also a nod to the Rhine river in Germany (also a pun on "urine"). The labels on the bottles are similar to [[wp:Grafenwalder|Grafenwalder's]] labeling. The beer's slogan is "''You're In, For A Good Time''", once again playing to the urine theme. The radio and TV advertisements for the beer feature variations of a song sung by a stereotypical redneck man with lyrics that portray comically exaggerated effects of alcoholism, including "giving a dude head" and "driving drunk off a pier". The Pißwasser song largely spoofs [[Wikipedia:Budweiser|Budweiser's]] anthem, particularly towards the end of the jingle. A pack of Pißwasser costs 6 dollars at [[24/7]]. ==Jingles== ===Television/long radio jingle=== :''Last night, I think I shit the bed,'' :''Got so drunk, I gave a dude head,'' :''Life is just a merciful blur,'' :''When you pop a Pißwasser.'' :''Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,'' :''3 a.m., buy some blow,'' :''Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,'' :''What really matters anymore?'' :''All the crap you do all day,'' :''Who fucking cares anyway?!'' :''Pißwasser, this is beer!'' :''Drive drunk off a pier!'' :''Pißwasser, drink all day!'' :''It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!'' :''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.'' ===Short radio jingle=== :''You work your nuts off everyday,'' :''A proud American all the way.'' :''Life is just a merciful blur,'' :''When you pop a Pißwasser.'' :''Pißwasser, this is beer!'' :''Drive drunk off a pier!'' :''I love drinking all day long,'' :''I beat my girlfriend while I sing this song.'' :''Pißwasser: cheap German lager for export only.'' ==Gallery==
File:Pißwasser-real.jpg|A "real" bottle of Pißwasser created by Rockstar for promotional purposes.
Image:Pißwasser girl.jpg|A suggestive [[TV Shows in GTA IV|TV commercial]] for Pißwasser beer.
Image:Piswasser.jpg|A Pißwasser billboard.
Image:Pißwasser Ash Tray.jpeg|An ashtray bearing the Pißwasser wordmark.
Image:Pißwasser Liquor Bottle.jpg|A very common Pißwasser beer bottle.
Image:Pißwasser Beer Cans.jpg|Pißwasser beer cans.
Image:Pißwasser-GTAV-trailer.jpg|A Pißwasser advertisement seen in the trailer for GTA V.
*The Pißwasser website, as seen on their advertisements and registered by Rockstar, is [http://www.piswasser.com http://www.piswasser.com]. However, the eszett, ß, is properly replaced by a double, rather than single 's', and is generally replaced by the double 'ss' by the web browser if entered directly into a domain name—'piswasser.com', for example, can be accessed by going to http://www.piswaßer.com instead.
== See also ==
* [[Pissh]], a similarly named alcohol beverage.
* [[Logger Beer]]
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