Elizabeta Torres: Aww yeah ha ha. Woo oo!
Elizabeta Torres: Yeah! Oh, looking good from here!
Elizabeta Torres: Hey, Niko!
Niko Bellic: Hey!
Elizabeta Torres: Uh, I'll catch up with you. How you doing?
Niko Bellic: Good. And you?
Elizabeta Torres: Surround yourself with cocaine and the a**holes soon follow.
Elizabeta Torres: Hey, Johnny!
Johnny Klebitz: Yo!
Elizabeta Torres: Come over here.
Elizabeta Torres: Come here.
Johnny Klebitz: Yeah!
Elizabeta Torres: Niko, this is Johnny.
Elizabeta Torres: Now, Johnny is sitting on a big pile of heroin.
Elizabeta Torres: I don't go near the stuff... professionally... but I found him a buyer.
Elizabeta Torres: We're nervous. Will you oversee the deal and check everything is cool?
Niko Bellic: Sure.
Elizabeta Torres: Thank You.
Johnny Klebitz: Well, I got to go pick up the stuff so, I'll see you there.
Elizabeta Torres: Alright.
Elizabeta Torres: So, who else do you need to meet, huh?
Elizabeta Torres: Do you know Playboy?
Niko Bellic: No.
Elizabeta Torres: Hey! Playboy! X! Ha ha! This is Niko.
Elizabeta Torres: Hey Niko, this Playboy.
Playboy X: Whassup, money?
Elizabeta Torres: Playboy is going along with you.
Elizabeta Torres: I want as many people around this deal as possible.
Playboy X: Bet. Are you ready to bounce?
Playboy X: Well come on then.
Elizabeta Torres: I am the best, I am number one! Later.
In The Car
Playboy X: We going down to Cassidy Street in Schottler.
Niko Bellic: Does Elizabeta get you to do stuff like this often?
Playboy X: Elizabeta don't get me to do s***. I just like to keep an eye on things.
Playboy X: There ain't a deal in this town I don't know about.I own this city. For real.
Niko Bellic: Yea, well how come we haven't met before?
Playboy X: You obviously ain't been big time. I started small like you player.
Playboy X: Slanging rocks on the corner. Sticking cats up. All typed of s***.
Playboy X: Them was old days. Now it's all about diversification.
Niko Bellic: A heroin deal is your way of diversifying?
Playboy X: The money talks. Money says jump, cat says how high.
Playboy X: This is a cash deal. I got other sh** going down as well.
Niko Bellic: What type of s*** you got going on? I'm always looking for work, if it pays that is.
Playboy X: I pay like a Shlongberg Sachs bonus, b****.
Playboy X: It's Christmas every day when your rolling with this nigger.
Niko Bellic: So, you got work?
Playboy X: Not yet. I got to set s*** up. But I'll need a cat like you real soon. Gimme your number.
Niko Bellic: Tell me about that biker. The one with the smack, Johnny.
Playboy X: I ain't working with that cat. But I heard about him.
Playboy X: He's doing all type of crazy s***. His gang, the Lost. They in some heavy type of s*** is what I heard. Crazy white boy s***.
Playboy X: Think only one group can grow beards and ride bikes in this town.
Niko Bellic: It's a big town.
Playboy X: Not big enough for some people. What that other gang called? Death Angels or some s***.
Playboy X: Anyway's, be careful of this cat. You don't want to even look at him the wrong way. Crazy muddaf***er.
Niko Bellic: You scared of him?
Playboy X: I ain't scared of nobody. All them bikers is racist as s*** is all.
Playboy X: The crib is on the third floor.
Playboy X: Buyer is some Asian dude called Charlie.
Niko Bellic: Like in Vietnam?
Playboy X: Just like the movies, money.
Niko Bellic: Hey, you ready?
Johnny Klebitz: Sure, let's do this. Nothing like selling some dope to let you know you're alive.
Niko Bellic: Let's go.
Playboy X: Yea, let's do this.
Johnny Klebitz: Alright. c'mon.
Buyer: Hey... what's going on guys, what's going on?
Johnny Klebitz: Not much. Let's do this.
Buyer: You got the heroin? Right? Right?
Johnny Klebitz: Come on, let's do this, quickly.
Buyer: But you got the heroin... correct? You're carrying it... correct? I mean, it's a simple question.
Johnny Klebitz: What's wrong with you? You're being f***ing weird.
Buyer: Not weird, man. I just wanna know if you're carrying the stuff right?
Johnny Klebitz: You ain't right, friend, come on... let's get out of here.
Buyer: LCPD. Freeze muddaf***er, I said freeze.
Playboy X: Yo! They gonna suspect us to go out the front with that biker dude.
Playboy X: We gonna hit up the roof. You clear out the floor above first, money.
Continuing to give instructions all the way.
Playboy X: You wanna start rolling with me, drive me back to my crib in Northwood on X.
After Wanted Level Lost
Playboy X: S*** man. I'd of f***ing died instead of being caught by them feds.
Playboy X: You take a fed on a heroin deal, you ain't seeing life for a long time.
Playboy X: You gonna rot in that s***.
Niko Bellic: Yeah?
Playboy X: A future in a max security pen ain't no future at all.
Playboy X: You forget about them cats if you do that sort of time.
Niko Bellic: Any of your friends on the inside?
Playboy X: My man Dwayne Forge is inside on a crack beat.
Playboy X: He showed me some s*** back in the day, but s***.
Playboy X: ...when he gets out, if he ever does, it won't be the same world.
Niko Bellic: What's different since this guy's been doing his bit?
Playboy X: S*** changed. There be more to it than a crack tip now days.
Playboy X: There be the smack tip, the rap game, and chronic man.
Playboy X: S***. I'm looking into expanding my horizons.
Niko Bellic: Yeah?
Playboy X: For sure. Reach for the stars and all that s***.
Playboy X: I don't see why a young kid from the hood can't make something out of himself.
Playboy X: Street cats like me just get labelled as pimps, and get and pushups and stickup artists...
Niko Bellic: But you are a drug pusher.
Playboy X: That's just what I'm doing to get out of the ghetto.
Playboy X: I don't see the dealing drugs. Drugs are just one all of my biggins.
Playboy X: You know, I'm buying and selling that s*** like any commodity on the trading post.
Niko Bellic: Only that this commodity is illegal.
Playboy X: Yeah, but I wanna be one of them developing cats. Developing skyscrapers, see my name in big bold letters.
Niko Bellic: Yeah, I thought you would want to build schools or something. Help young black men get out of the ghetto.
Playboy X: S***, that'll come. Gotta get successful first.
Playboy X: Here we be money. I'll hit you up when I need your a**.