'''Pilot: '''You can't say that, it's not in the book! ==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]== ===Diaz's Gang=== *I am the bosses right hand man. *You know those charities he runs? He steal the money back. *You ask yourself that same thing. *Everyone will know my name. *He ask me for everything. *I already have some stuff on the side. *He's in a real bad mood. *Don't stick your nose in. *If he dies, I take over. *Somebody called him a sweaty dork. *Respect now will help you later. *I study my own thing now. *You gonna get it in the face! *Gringo is stupido! *Arms, and then your legs! ===Drivers=== ====When Crashed Into==== *Oww! You hit me! *I hope you get whiplash! *He's trying to kill me! ===F.B.I=== *This is the F.B.I.! *No trying to be stupid! This is the F.B.I.! *F.B.I., Stop immediately! *Vehicle hit! Vehicle hit! *We got a vehicle down! *F.B.I., FREEZE! ===Forelli Family=== *It's the Harwood Butcher! *You know the rules, Vercetti. *Mr. Forelli sends his regards. *We'll keep coming after you until you die. *You don't stand a chance you psychotic prick. *Think you can take me on, Vercetti? *Your gonna die, Vercetti. *You always were a jerk. *Your going bye-bye. ===Patrol Investment Group=== *You know how many steroids I take? *I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck! *We're the security asshole! *I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seeing shit. *You wanna piece of me, pal? *Hey, you wanna beating? *Yo meathead, get back here. *I'm bigger and tougher than you. *You wanna stick in the face, pal? *I take steroids mister. *Think you can mess with us? *I'll break your neck! *Yo, your a dead man! *I'm gonna stick my foot so far up your ass! *This is no joke, shithead. ===Police=== *Don't make me run; I'll get all sweaty. *You think that's funny, asshole? *I am an officer of the law, stop! *You're all mine, tough guy. *I got him. *He's mine. *Don't run away from me! *I'd chase you but I had too many donuts. *Hit me, I wanna retire. *I know Jiu-Jitsu sir! ====Police Helicopter==== *There he is, over there, take him out! *VCPD! *This is the VCPD! Stop right now! *This is the VCPD! You are under arrest! *You are completely surrouded! *Don't worry boys, we see the asshole! *We've engaged with suspect, backup requested! *VCPD, stop right now! ===Streetwannabes=== *I said "Mom, school is for squares". *Man, I saw the hottest thing. *We gotta get new guns, yo! *Vice City is a battlefield. *I hate those yuppie scum, man. *I'm getting wise to the street shit. *Malibu is a hard joint to get into, man. *You like living it up now? *I told him to sit on a spike, haha! *I learnt all about smuggling. *Check me out! *Competition from too many places. *I'm persecuted by society, man. ===[[Tommy Vercetti]]=== ====Being Arrested==== *You got me. Relax, relax. *Go beat up innocent kids. *Ok, we're done. Calm down now. *Can you call my lawyer? His names Rosenberg. *Enough now. *That the best you got? *I know, your only doing your job. *I'm ''not'' resisting arrest. *Call my lawyer, please. *I give up. *You got me mister, I give up. *You win, you win. *Take it easy, copper. *Your dead when I walk. ====Being Car Jacked==== *Who do you think your messing with, pal? *Who do you think this is? *Think your a tough guy, do 'ya? *No Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti! ====Being Chased By Police==== *Dicks! You're all dicks! *If I have to kill you, I will! *Go shower with the guys! *I did your wife, you poor bastard! *What's your wife doing! *Hello? Officer? *Get away moron! *Badge wearing fruit! *Go play in the traffic. *Up yours! *You guys ever catch any criminals? *You can't run, officer. *Get off of me, prick. *Your not a cop, your a robot. *Stay away from me. *Leave me alone, mister. *I thought they were pulling you idiots off the force? *No wonder you ended up being a cop. *Your as boring as the other guy. *I'm innocent! *I don't like guys in uniform, pal. *You heard of Vercetti yet? ====Car Jacking==== *I need this, pal. *You got insurance, so don't be a prick. *Run away. *Excuse me! *Thanks, now piss off. *Run away and shut your mouth. *I'm in a hurry, I need this. *Don't be a hero, pal. *You take a hike now, mister. *Get out. *Hey, you. *Now run, prick! *Now get lost! *Now don't try anything stupid. *Kiss the pavement! *You ain't hurt. Let's keep it that way. *Just think of this as socialism in action. *You gonna cry now? *(acts like he's crying) Look! I'm starting to feel bad about it already! ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle==== *You drive like you look: stupid. *Dumb Florida morons. *You on medication, asshole?! *What's wrong with you people? *Good thing I don't own this piece of crap. ====Fighting==== *I'm a lunatic, 'ya moron. *What are 'ya gonna do now? *You having fun yet? *You're not gonna enjoy this. *You want more? *It doesn't have to be like this. *Dumb asshole! *You really wanna fight me? *You should've stayed at home today. *Don't come near me again. *If this is how you want it. *This is your fault, pal. *You wanna fight me? *You asked for this, pal. *Fight me then. FIGHT. *C'mon then, loser. *Blame my mother, I do. *At least you ain't gonna worry about your looks. *I don't - back - down. *I know how to fight. *Okay man, you want this? *Your really dumb, aren't you? *You better apologize. *Think your tough, huh, prick? *Your serious about this? *You still got a problem with me? *You think you can hurt me? *Keep punching. *I'm your worst nightmare. *Your too stupid to hurt, pal. *You sorry yet? *Don't make me kill you. *Go screw yourself! *NOBODY HITS TOMMY VERCETTI! *Not so tough now, huh? *Stay off the streets in future. *C'mon, big boy. *You've gotta hit harder than that. *You inbred shitbag! *Ok let's go. *Got anything else to add? *I'm INSAAANE! *I'll murder you! *You dumb bastard. *I just left prison, you prick. *I look like a fruit or something?! *I'll kill you, asshole. *What, prick? *You're messing with the beast, prick! *Stupid damn pricks! *Leave me alone. *Tough guy! ====Killing Several People==== *You happy now? *You wanna know all about me? You wanna understand me better?! *I'll take you ALL down! *Losers! *Now who's gonna stop me?! *'Ya dumb Florida asshole! *You morons don't learn nothing! *Enjoy death, asshole. *Remember me?! Tommy Vercetti! *Who wants to stop me?! *I've already been to prison! *You asked for this, moron. *Something wrong now?! *You think I was scared of using this?! *Tommy Vercetti! Remember the name! *I'll kill you all! *Never forget the second amendment, asshole! *Don't give Tommy Vercetti a hard time, asshole! ====Ordering Food==== *I need something to eat. *Gimme some food, pal. *Whatever, I'm starving. *I'm hungry, man, feed me. *I'm hungry here. *Hey pal, you serving or hanging out? Food. *Food, pal. Please, anything. *I'll have the special. ====Picking Up Money==== *You've gotta get a better job. *It's only money. *I still need pocket money, pal. *What are you going to do?! *These ain't friendly streets. *That all you got? *You don't need it anyhow. *Now I'm robbing you, moron. *Who do you think I am? *'Ya piss me off, 'ya gotta pay! *You were hardly worth robbing. *Fool! *I might aswell take this now! *You cheap bastard. ====Picking Up A Prostitute==== *Sweetheart! What's your name? *How you doing? *You'll do, baby. *You from Vice City, baby? *Let's... go somewhere more private. ====Threatening With A Firearm==== *Do not annoy me. *Hey, you. *Hey, asshole. *Hey, idiot! *I do this for a living, pal. *Don't make me. *Give it up! *Don't mess with me. *Do we have a problem here? *Let's settle this like men: With guns. *You want me to share this with you? *You wanna piece of this, moron? *You want this? *You think I'm fooling around? *Keep going. *You don't wanna know me, pal. *I ain't a big mouth no balls kinda guy. *Do you think I'm a jerk?! *You think prison reforms people, mister? *You think you can push me around? *Look at me, asshole. *Carry on. *You think your something special? *I ain't taking any crap from you. *You know how much worse this can get? *You don't have to die. *C'mon, stay calm. *You seen one of these before? *Don't be an idiot. *I'm pointing a gun at you, pal. *I ain't kidding around. *Now don't make this any worse! *Make a move, I DARE YOU. ====With A Prostitute==== *I've been in prison a ''long ''time. *Let's do some business. *Call me Tommy darling and make yourself comfortable. *It's always work, work, work. Never any fun. *Ever heard of Tommy Vercetti, sweetheart? You will.. *Alright, baby. Make yourself at home. ===Vercetti Gang=== *Hey, watch the suit, man! *What hardware have we got? *Hey, Mario. *Don't push the Mario man. *I never asked your sister out, man! *Looking hot today, man! *Hey, hey, it's Mr. V! *Tommy, man, your gonna ''love'' this. *I got those clothes you wanted. ==[[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]== ===Ammunation Clerk=== *Everything a patriot could want! *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. *They, uh, all lost their serial numbers. *I don't do big military orders. *You hard yet? *If the cops ask, you didn't get a deal, ok? *I didn't sell you this, right? *Have fun! *Hope you kick some ass! *The choice of a proffessional. *Works well in a crowded area. *The revolution is coming! *There are cultists everywhere, friend. *The wars are coming, you hear? ===Big Smoke=== *Damn, fool! *Ah, look out. *Watch where you're goin', moron! *Excuse me. ===Carl Johnson=== ====Being Arrested==== *Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman! *Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts? *You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! *Fuck you, one time! *Fuck you po-po! *Just shut up! *Well done, cop. Well done. *Ahhh, screw you, cop! ====Threatening someone with a gun==== *(when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun. *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! *Welcome to San Andreas, fool! ====Running away from the police==== *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! *I think you should stop with that shit! ====Car Jacking==== *Welcome to San Andreas, fool. *Remember, heroes get killed. *Shit fool, you just got jacked! *Give me this fucking car. *Grove Street needs your car. *Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide? *I'm having that! *This is a robbery, don't make it a murder! *Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"? *I need that shit you driving! *What's you expect? It's America. *You gonna have to walk now, sucker! *I'm having this! *Gimme that fucking vehicle! *I'm a loser, so hate me. *Get out the ride! *Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked! *Get out the car! *Get outta here punk! *Roll up outta here. NOW! *Thats MINE! *Be cool, its just a jacking. *Gimme your whip fool! *Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh? *Don't blame me; blame society. *Now you can buy another one! *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) =====Stealing A Bike===== *Gimme that fucking bike! *Damn, you fell off? *Gravity's a bitch isn't it? *You ain't gonna cry now are you? *Off the bike! *I'm having that bike! *Get off that bike! *Now don't make this get really ugly. *You just got jacked! *OFF! *Don't mind me! *Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike. *You want a beating as well? *Gimme that bike! *Don't make this worse for yoursef! *I want your bike! *I need your bike! *I'm gonna have to borrow this bike! *I'm having this bike! *GET yo' ass off. ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle==== *Did you buy your license? *Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? *My car! *What kind of license you got? Fishing license? *Whats your poison:grin or gin? *Ah, for fuck's sake! *My car!! My fucking car!! *Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that! *Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool! *Fuck, you hit me! *Damn! My Whip! *Did you steal your license?! *You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back! *Idiot! *What in fuck's name are you doing?! *My ride! Fool! *Ahhh, screw you! *Look where you going! *What you been drinking?! *How you allowed to drive if you blind?! *Oh, you asshole! My shit! *Can anyone in this state drive? *You've been drinking brake fluid! *Who let you out of the mental home? *Ahhh G! *You a comedian asshole?! *Now that ain't exactly funny! *You have to apologise before I get out and hit you! *You think that's funny? ====Falling From A Building==== *Oh, shit! *Damn! *What the fuck! *Bullshit! *I don't need this shit! *Oh, motherfucker! *I hate gravity! *Shit, damn! *Aaaah! *Oh, fuck, shit! *Noooo! *Oh, hell no! *Oh Jesus! Ahh! *Oh, no! *Aaaah, no! ====Fighting==== *Make it easy on yourself and run away! *Come on! Fight then! *Come on! Punch! *This gonna be easy bitch! *Oh you real hard huh? *I warn you, I don't give a fuck! *You got scraps huh? *You got scraps huh bitch? *You think you tough? *Do you know who your fucking with? *Head up, you and me! *Your fucking with Carl Johnson! *You know who you up against? *You know who you messing with? *It's your funeral asshole! *You should back down and run away! *You little punk! *Run away fool! *You gonna back down soon? *Run away bitch! *Come on! Show me what you got! *Toe to Toe fool! *Come on asshole, then fight! *You just a bitch! *You dead motherfucker! *(when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker! *(when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk! *(when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob? *(when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh! *(when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole! *(when he's fat) I got weight on my side. *(when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk! *(when he's robust) I'm gangsta. *(when he's robust) I'm showstopper! *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico. *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool! *(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side. *(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool! *I'm rich and fucking crazy (when he's rich) *Come on, fool, run away. *Nobody punches CJ! ====Killing Pedestrians==== *Welcome to America! *Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac! *Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face! *I'm a punk? Am I? *Welcome to San Andreas! *I don't give a fuck! *I'm a lunatic, fool! *I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! *Bitches! *Welcome to Ganton, fool! *Bang, bang, bang! *Asshole! ====Picking Up Money==== *Guess you won't be needing this now *(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full. *(when he's fat) Lunch money. *(when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner. *Gimme that Grip! *Aww you so kind. *Ah, look at all this paper! *Thanks, bitch! *Next time you should put it in the bank! *I need this more than you, I think. *Is that all you got? Cheap fool! *Give me them dollars! *Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal. *I'll take that paper. *That's going in my retirement fund! *Is this for me? *Gimme those chips! *Yeah, them ''my'' ducats ''now''. *I like to share too, thank you. *Hey, pay a nigga! *Send 'em ducats over here! *With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay. ====When the police are crashing into him==== *I'm not laughing, cop asshole! *You're fucking me off! ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel==== *These clothes? Yeah, they're tight. ====Accepting a prostitute visit==== *Moms, I'm so sorry about this. *You don't have no VD do you bitch? ====Recruiting Gang Members==== *They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong. *I'm gonna put in some work, you down? *C'mon dude, roll wit' me. *C'mon man, we're families. *C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg. *Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster. ====Singing==== *Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane! *Girl you dropped a bomb on me! *Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street! *Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch! *Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it... *Rollercoaster...! *Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay.... ===Well Stacked Company Clerk=== ====When CJ wants to buy food==== *What do you want? *Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir! *Oh? Uh, what would you like? *What would ''sir ''''like''?''' *Everything's well stacked, sir. *Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir. ====Serving CJ some food==== *Here you go, enjoy! *We're out of napkins. *We stack 'em high, sir! *Here! Next! *Nice n' cheesy does it! *Enjoy your meal! Sir! *Have a well stacked day! *Careful:it's hot! *Kifflom gets a discount here. *That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you! ====When CJ points a gun at him or any other customer==== *Fuck off, we ain't serving you! ===Cluckin' Bell Clerk=== ====When CJ wants to buy food==== *Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you? *Cluckity fuck, please place an order. *It's all processed chicken ass. *How may I further degrade myself sir? *Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo. ====Servin CJ some food==== *Don't choke on the bone fragments. *Hope you choke a doodle-doo! *You might be lucky to find a feather. *If you come back; you're a moron. ====When CJ points a gun at him or any other customer==== *Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!! ===Burger Shot Clerk=== ====When CJ wants food==== *What may sir desire? *I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot! *What would you like sir? ====Serving CJ some food==== *Please enjoy your meal. *Slurp! My burger sir! *I've enjoyed serving you sir! *Munch all the way to bits sir! *Have a wonderful day! ====When CJ points a gun at her or any other customer==== *I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir! *Please leave, sir! ===Female Clothing Shop Clerk=== *Welcome! *Try our clothes in the changing room! *It's exhillerating to have you here, sir. *Have a nice day sir! *Good choice sir! ===Male Clothing Shop Clerk=== *Well hello gorgeous! *Have a nice day honeybum! *It looks great on you. *We also have a wide selection of thongs. ===Los Santos Boxing Trainer=== *Yo, you wanna see some new moves? *Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first! *Fine man, but the streets are mean dude! *Alright, but I'll know you'll be back! *Wanna go on a round with me? *You charge at him and batter your opponent! *(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing! *Don't give the opponent the time to recover. ===San Fierro Kung Fu Master=== *So, you wish to become a warrior! *You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength! *Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn! *The warrior's path shall bring you back! *Would you like to spar with your master? ===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher=== *You want to see some new moves? *Come back if you change your mind, man! *Alright man, pay attention! *Want to have another round with me? ===Indian pedestrian=== *(farts) My ass is stinking! *Shit cock bastard head! *Smell my fingers! *I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu! *You fucking shitface! *Aeyyy! *I kill you! *Dumb bastard! *You shit! ===Croupier=== *Place your bets! *Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! *An offer of credit has been made, Sir. *The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir. *The house regonizes _ credit rating. *Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds. *No more bets, please! *No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please. *No more bets, people. *You win! *You win, Sir, well done. *Congratulations, Sir. *Thank you, Sir, have a nice day. *Thank you for playing, Sir. *Jackpot! *Another win for Sir! *Blackjack! *Blackjack! House Exclusive! ===Police=== ====Police Boat==== *Suspect is overboard. *Where you gonna swim to? *Get out of the water, you can’t escape! *He tries to swim away! *There he is, in the water! *We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard! *Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh? *Get out of the fucking water, right now! *There he is! *Get out of the fucking water! *Hey, get outta there! *We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water! ====Countryside Police==== *Police, move! *Excuse me, please! *Out of the way! *Don’t you push me there! *Police, out of the Way! *Get back here! *Come back here, you’re under arrest! *Stop running away, boy! *I will kill you, boy! *My daddy told me about guys like you! *You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit! *You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal? *I’m a racist, boy! *You don’t hit cops in my town! *I’m gonna mess you up, boy! *Out of your little mind, boy! *I can hardly wait to put you in! *You await your death, boy! *I see you, boy! *You think you’re tough now, boy? *You disgust me! *I’m on to kill you! *Hey, dump bastard, look at me! *You should play nice, boy! *I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth! *Yeah, boy, happy now? ====Police Helicopter==== *We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire. *'''Co-Pilot:''' I see her, SHE'S beautiful! *'''Pilot:''' HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal? *'''Pilot:''' You get two! *This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated. *You’re going down, hard man, right now! *Give up, the game’s up. *You think you’re hard, huh, asshole! *We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters! *This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect. *Put your hands up, it’s over! *'''Pilot:''' There is he, shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?! *'''Pilot:''' Because ''I'm'' a pacifist! Kill him! *Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that. *We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop! *This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats. *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, I can see my house from here- *'''Pilot:''' Hey, will you shut the hell up! *You, stop! *You’re in trouble now, bad boy. *This is chopper support - suspect is in sight. *This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down! *This party is gonna be shot down! *You’re mine, tough guy! *You! Stop, or we will kill you! *We are the good guys, you little chump! *'''Pilot:''' Kill that asshole! *'''Co-Pilot:''' I’m trying, I’m trying! *'''Co-Pilot:''' You, stop! *'''Pilot:''' Just kill him, you pussy! *Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping! *You can’t escaping, asshole! *'''Pilot''': Stop! Police! *'''Co-Pilot''': I think he knows that by now! *You! Stop running! Now! *It’s time to shut you up, asshole! *'''Pilot:''' Playtime is over, kid! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so dominating! *'''Pilot:''' Hey, do you see anything? *'''Co-Pilot:''' Higher! Shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Where is he? *'''Pilot:''' Over there, you dick, kill him! *You’re going to respect the law, pal! *Hey, stop, or we will kill you! *We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect! *'''Pilot:''' (says something not to make out) *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch! *'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!. *'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up! ====Motorcycle Police==== *Don’t make this a 99A! *I'm going to call the police! I believe in sharing. *You have a last request? *You are going down! *I’m ready when you are, pussy! *I’m gonna get that bastard! *Bring it on! *You wanna fight a cop? *Officer, requesting backup! *Easy there! *I need backup here! *Hey! *Let’s see what you got! *Careful, partner! *Where'd you learn to throw a punch? *This one’s mine! *I’m going after it! *I’m gonna hum with you! *Ah, you want some of this? ====Los Santos Police==== *Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy. *Tell my wife I banged her sister. *You hit my squad car! *You dick! You psychotic dick! *I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm. *You have the right to remain silent, mister. *LSPD, freeze! *Police! Move! *LSPD! Stop! *You! Stop! *Don't move! Do not move! *Come on, move! *LSPD! STOP! *LSPD! He's getting away! *Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted. *I can't believe you hit my car! *You blind shitbag! *Duck! Get your heads down! *Come on! Fight! *Fight, fight! *Come on pal! I got a wife and kids! *Hey stop! This is the LSPD! *You piss-stain! Stop! *Give up bud! Stop! *I got a clear shot on him! *LSPD! Get out of the way! *Move! I'm a damn cop! *My dad was a cop. *I won't shower at the stationhouse. *I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that! *That psycho's shooting at us! *I'm gonna put you in a hospital pal! *I'm just doing my job pal. *Kill this asshole! *Stop with the running pal! *Stop running you girl! *Look at me pal: you're dead. *You happy now, son? *End of the road, kid! *OK, I got you! *You know your rights. *Don't move a muscle! *You're mine, buddy, mine! *Don't annoy me again! *You wanna die? You wanna die? *Don't move! *You coming with me! *I can kill you any time, I'm a cop. *Remember, I call a backup! *Come on, come on! *This is the LSPD, stop! *Hey, stop! *I'm gonna kick your ass! *Officer. I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages) *You're mine now, kid. *End of the line, scumbag! *You're under arrest! ====San Fierro Police==== *Watch where you going! *Sorry, my fault, entirely! *Did you hurt yourself? *Yeah, let’s connect! *Did your mother drop you as a child? *Hey, watch it! *Hey, I just polished these shoes! *When you see this badge, step the hell aside! *Let’s see what you got, boy! *Take it like a man! *Bruise yourself for pain! *When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it! *Careful, I know how to use this stick! *Move it or loose it! *I’m gonna take you down! *First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off! *Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there! *Man to man, like nature intended! *Prepared for a beating! *You wanna bump up, huh? *I’m gonna ''violate'' your ass! *Come on, pal, one fist or two? *How can I help you? Please stop! *I’m actually a social worker in a uniform! *Let me help you, I’m a social worker! *I can help you crying out with my help! *Did your daddy kiss you? *Fighting is never the answer! *I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy! *Wait, bro! *Come on, we can get on the bottom with this! *Why you wanna hit me? *Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it! *The police are your friends! *I’m licensed by the state! *Hold it, I’m also a social worker! *Slow down! *Stop, you’re just troubled! *Didn’t your mommy love you? *Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue! *I can feel your pain! *You have a death wish, punk? *Slow down! *I can make this look like a suicide, you know? *You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass! *You can’t escape! *You ain’t losing me, asshole! *I’m dragging your ass to jail! *I’m right behind ya, buddy! *I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost. *My wife puts up a better fight! *Slow down, damn it! I just ate! *I smell the fear of a criminal! *I’m on your ass, daisy! *Come on, let’s talk about this! *This badge does not break for no one! *You can’t escape! *You see me coming, don’t ya? *I’m on the edge, asshole! *I’m gonna slap you good! *Get your bitch and switch! *Drop your pants, honey! *Let’s wrestle to submission! *Wrestle me, honey! *Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him! *Don’t move a muscle! *What are you doing? *You’re going downtown! *My ex-wife drives better than that! *What the hell are you doing? *You better pay a price for that! *Son-of-a-bitch! *Hey! *Tell me about your childhood. *You're going down. ====Las Venturas Police==== *Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait. *If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch! *If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch. *You're under arrest asshole! *Fun time's over, buddy! *Pull the trigger pussy! *I serve my community by kicking ass! *YOU MOVE IN! I have kids! *There's no cameras around to catch this beating. *Wake up chickenshit! *Look at this lucky ass! *Move your vehicle! *Get out of the way! *You're gonna have to move! *Move, police! *'scuse me! *MOVE! *Come on! Move! *Hey, this is official police business! *Hey! *You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop! *Go ahead; you don't have the balls! *You wanna play rough? *HEY! BEAT IT! *I got the visual on the suspect! *Some guy's fooling around with my wife. *She's a goddamn cheating wife. *Goodbye Angela! *My beautiful squad car! *That guy's trying to kill me! *He's trying to kill us! *Your head's gonna get busted for this! *Come on tough guy! *That's it buddy, you're dead! *Come on! There's cops everywhere! *GO!! GO!! We got this kid! *You think you could get away from me?! *Show's over buddy, give up! *You are surrounded! Give up! *You've been messing with the wrong cop! *Just try punk, just try it. *About to be in a world of pain, boy...! *You little asshole! *I got a 11-54 in front of me! *You lose your glasses? *You see this badge? *Damn it! I need some help! *Great, now you're making me run? *You think I need some evidence? *I got a plan, cover me! *Ow! My coffee! *My car is signing your death warrant! *I'm a cop you asshole! *Cop killer! *Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down! *What the hell?! *11-82 in progress! *You can't hit a police car! *Psycho at the wheel! *INCOMING!! *You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy! *Nice work kid! *San Fierro needs more guys like you. *Don't expect a reward, kid! *Hey! Look over there! *Hey! Look behind you! *MOVE IN! *What's this wise ass trying to do? *This little chase is making me angry! *We're all over like stink in shit! *Smile you son of a bitch! You're mine! *Don't move a goddamn muscle chump! *You're going down asshole! *Hey, we're blocked in here! *YOU!! MOVE! *You're pushing your luck. *Gimme some help over here! *I don't believe this guy! *AWWW! *Hey watch it! *I'm gonna enjoy this! *Don't lean on me, I lean on you. *OK, we'll settle this the hard way. *You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere? *I don't know anybody called Miranda!? *Let's settle this! *I'd wish I shot ya! *Just try it! *Put the damn gun now son! *You won't get away from me! *You're trapped! *Looks like we got the last lap boy! *We're gonna blow your legs! *Anything you say, you better talk! *This makes my whole day worthwhile. *You're gonna die! *You will regret that! *Where do you think you're going? *PIECE OF SHIT! *Damn it, shithead! *Shithead! *This ain't a good day for you! *Thats it!!! *Mofo! *Nice try dickface! *Yeah, yeah! *Give it to me baby! Give it to me! *Choke on this asshole! *You could have been killed! *I'm immortal! *I spy with my little eye! *I'm in pursuit! *You're going down pal! *Mono en mono, you're surrounded! *Dog turd! *Don't move Adam Henry! *MOVE IT WISE ASS! *Hey fender lizard, move it! *I got him spotted! I got him spotted! *Cover my ass goddammit! *WHOA! Man down! Man down! *Much obliged, citizen. *Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over? *God if I lost him... *I need backup! *I need backup to establish a perimeter! *Surrender! *Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there! *Let's go boys! ====S.W.A.T==== *I'm gonna take you out asshole!! *You're gonna die!!! *You yellow bastards! Stop *YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE! *Take him down once and for all!! *Holy shit!! Get down!! *Move in move in move in!! *Look out below!!! *Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! *I ain't walking away from this shithead! *You're gonna die asshole! *Return fire! I'm going in! *Eat dirt! *I hate this bit. *Comin' in hot! *S.W.A.T team coming in! *We're all over your ass homeboy! *I'm gonna drop him! *Mother: I love you! *Incoming fire!! *Watch out below!! *Aw shit! I'm stuck! *Target spotted: Get down here boys! *Get your weapons down before this gets worse! ===San Fierro Triads=== * Fuckhead! * Muttonchops! * So Sorry. * Hey! * Don't get too close to big money. * Get away from me. ====Driving==== * Do we have to torture you? * Did your brain just stop working? * You got brain freeze or something? * Out the way, mutton-head! * Off the road, idiot! ====Fighting==== * Damn mutton-fool * Your children are going to miss you! * We're gonna cut you up! * We're gonna slice you up! * We're gonna slice your face off! * You goin' down, fuckhead. ====Criticizing CJ's apparel==== *Have you got the red eye disease? ====Shooting==== * Keep his damn head down! * Gimme a clip on this motherfucker! * Hope you liked your face! ===Da Nang Boys=== * How's it goin'? * Watch it! (bumping into someone) * I need a hit of your shit. * Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians) * You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians) * Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians) * Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians) * Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians) * Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians) * Hey, dude. * Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint) * You always drink good shit. * Hey, brother! * American girl talk too much. * I gonna go Canada. * Tastes good, remind me of prison. * This your wallet? (bumping into someone) * You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic) * I studied astrology in prison. ====Telling CJ to leave their turf==== * What is this shit, who are you? * Someone drop you off here, girlfriend? * You wanna be a gangsta? * You got to be from L.S. * L.S bastards smell like you! ====Commenting on CJ's apparel==== * Nice pants, man. * Those are ugly shoes! * Where you get your super shoes? * Why you wear so funny shoes? * I shit on your car! * My dad had a cool shirt like that. * I want a car like that someday! * You need new clothes! * You look like homeless. ====Fighting==== * No more playing! * Who taught you how to fight? * I gonna kill you! * Oh, I love fighting! * You dead now! * You wanna fight prison style? * You end up in my dinner, chicken! * Run while you can! * Cover me! === Samoan pedestrian=== *Get out of the way! *Move that piece of shit! *Komo. (Asshole) *Shit! I'll kill you! *Ufa. (Fuck you) *You better move! *Shit! Come on, watch it! *Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole). *Easy! *Stay back asshole! *What the... *You better not do that again. *You like hospitals? You must like hospitals. *Man, you crazy? *Watch out! *A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic. *Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off. *This fresh record from [[Verona Beach]] was still hoes! *Ain't no cops holding me down. *Cops are such pussies. *Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime. *Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store? *Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit. *I wouldn't walk around looking like that man. *You better look out for the fashion popos. *Another working pillow for the hood. *Man you need to hit the gym. *Man you have to lay off the fast food. *Man don't you give a shit about yourself? *Shower's over this way komo (asshole). *Hey komo (asshole) take a shower. *Hey man take a shower, man you stink. *Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you. *What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me? *Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there. *Stylin' bro. *Looking good bro. *Hey homie, looking good. *Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights? *Hey man, you've been hitting iron? *Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe. *Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'? *Shit! No! Damn! My bike! *You better run now! *Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this! *Man, you're dead. *How are you going to pay for my car?! *Now you going to have to pay for my car! *Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead! *Look out! *Damn! Oh shit! *Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress. ===Purple 31 pedestrian=== *Fool are you on ''sherms?'' *You bitch-made busta! *You about to get beat by a bitch! *I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so? *I''m about to start trippin'!'' *Get yo stupid ass movin'! *I drink all your booze under the table! *Move, punk bitch! *Those fool oughta get blasted! *I gotta check this mark! *Who's this busta ass mark?! *Excuse me mark! *When I slap you, don't trip! *I love violence! *On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation! *Fool, I said raise up! *I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip! *Better you than me! *Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura. *You up in here smell bangin'. *Get 'em up you perpetrator! *Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?! *I'm startin' to feel a little faded. *A bitch ain't got time for this shit! *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! *Man that's just triffling! ===Countryside redneck=== *Wow son, you're a big boy. *Careful piggy! *Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer. *Why are you driving like that? *Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?! *Oh yeah! You're real funny kid! *My mama taught me how to fight! *Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her! *Get away from my home! *Howdy, partner! *Hello she-male! *Have you ever shot a dog? *Inbreeding ain't so bad. *Did piggy make it? *This guy's insane! This must be judgement day! *Dude, can I get out of here? *Move it, numbnuts! *Move! *Move your ass! *Come on move! *Open ''your eyes, ''boy! *Mama and papa are close cousins. *Those little curly tails freak me out. *Some peope say swine is fat. *I love that car, is that real? *Don't shoot! I don't wanna die! *Keep yer dirty hands off me! *ARGH, off! Get off me! *You can't just carjack me! *You ain't robbin' me piggy! *Oh yeah?! *I cannot wait a minute! *Have you liked pink pigs? *Have you shot a dog? *I have a fat hog. *What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless. ===Mexican sex pedestrian=== *I had porn for breakfast. *Shit on a shingle! *MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT! *Do you like Japanese school girls? *Do you like Bangkok? *Take a shower ese. *Holy macaroni! *Big gun pencil dick sabes! *Molest you later! *What comes with the aftertaste of poosy? *The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno. *You think you have the bolas for me borardo. *Goddamn piss swimmer! *You smell like my ass man! *You drive like a muher! *I buy a round for all the boys! *Bende hamas! *MOVE IT! Le's go! *Cabrone! *Que paso loco. *Pussies are like porridge. *You smell like pasulo! *Carre I hate this weather. *You better not walk away from me, puto! *Nice ''ink!'' *Ah! The boobies are out today! *Pendejo (Berk), that was my car! *Chale! *Paboso! *Shit! My finger! AHH!! *I need some smoke, I need to get whacked! *Have you got some whack-whack! *Game over, pendejo! (berk!) *Get off me pendejo! (berk!) *What you doing man?! *HEY! My porno's in there!! *You better hope I don't find you!! *Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!! *Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show! *Chale! No way! *Forget it man! *Hey there, chula! *Shit, I was gonna get some pussy! *Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation! *I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar. *Paboso cabbie! *Keep going man. I want that cabucha! *Carifa! *You got big bolas! Keep the change! *You like young girls too?! ===Kifflom backpacker=== *Kifflom, brother uncle! *Are you looking for spiritual answers? *Kifflom! Kifflom! *Can I interest you in religion? *Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT! *[[Cris Formage]] saved my life! *Epsilon protect me!! *Put me up brother uncle! *Something big is happening in American religion. *You should read our literature! *Can I talk to you about religion? *Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!! *Don't corrupt me! I'm saved! *Kifflom and Krant! *Before I read the tract, I was lost. *Careful, brother uncle. *Careful, careful. *Do you need spiritual guidance? *Find out! *Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free? *Have you thought about the answers to the universe? *I bring a message of peace. *I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship. *I haven't spoke to my parents since... *I lie with nine of my sisters every week. *Join our fellowship. *No, it's a terrible lie. *Kifflom! Krant! Help! *On the road take care in the woods of darkness. *Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision. *The world's beautiful, and so are you. *Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism. *They should all read the Epsilon tract. *Kifflom, sister aunt! *Have you read the Epsilon tract? *Biology is a LIE! *I love the sexual side of Epsilonism! *Epsilonism doesn't allow this!! ===Refined pedestrian=== *You smell like shit sir. *Who cut the cheese? *You smell like Copenhagen. *My old tailor is in a box at home. *Whoopsie daisy! *Might I sniff you again, sir? *Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way! *You are creating an incident! *You are not moving when you should be! *Please forgive me! *No broken bones! *Quality tailoring makes the man! *Trust funds for everyone! *This weather is dissapointing. *I love to travel! France is so lovely! *A tattoo is for heathens. *You smell exquisite. *You remind me of spring! *Tattoos remind me of my service day. *What do you think you're doing?! *I'm on my way to the symphony! *Maniac! *Menace! *You're sick! You're dangerous! *I need something to keep me polite. *Your devotion to fitness is admirable. *I would like to get stoned. *Oh my! Please be more gentle! *Take more money for petrol! *I'll call the constable! *This property isn't yours! *You want a donation? *You fool! *Greetings sir, how do you do sir? *Do you enjoy the programme "law"? *I find [[Ammu-Nation]] supplies me well. *You are a gentleman and a scholar. *Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes. *Chauffeur! Taxi! *Let's hit the road! *With haste, young man! *Now hurry, and off the way we go! *The stickiest of the icky please. *My motorised penny farthing! *Oh dear. *Poor swine! *Your finest narcotics please. *Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action! *That's the way the cookie crumbles! *If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back! *Yes! Truly unfortunate! *Absolutely not! *How do you madam? *Enjoy yourself sir! *Sprunk taste like dirt. *Oh my word, no. *Public transportation is rubbish! *You sir are a menace! *I regret stepping into this contrivance! *My blind wolfhound drives better than you! *Oh my goodness! *Did you notice that person?! *You've killed the poor person! *My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities! ===Dread gangster=== *What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller! *My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work! *Step aside baby-nuts! *I've got a bad, bad temper! *I don't know about the hood! *Vatos can't fix that bucket! *This fool's got a hearing problem! *My bike! That is yo ass! *You getting that bike fixed, mort! *You bucket-drivin' busta! *You gotta see it to believe it! *You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?! *Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?! *You're not a popo, are you? *It's on now, busta! *I'm surgical with these fists! *I'm gonna make you suck my gun! *You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will! *That's my car punk! *I can't be faded homie! *Don't make this a 1A7! *Your luck has just run out! *Hell yeah, it's the bomb! *No way! I don't think so homie! *Hey baby! *Hey bitch! *Alright bitch, keep that ass warm! *Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me! *Hey! Bring this shit right there! *Get this thing rolling man! Step on it! *You're making enemies with this thing man! ===Black drug dealer=== *I gotta call my lawyer! *Got some sticky-icky-icky homie! *So this is the best shit man! Government issue! *Yo man! Why you stressin' me! *Man! Damn! My [[ProLaps]]! *Man! You should've smoked me CJ! *Hey man, it's my block CJ! *Man, you half dead CJ! *Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?! *Now what's up bitch! *CJ I'm gone! I'm gone! *Man, fool, I don't know no you! *Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later. *Man, I ain't the one homie! *I'm supposed to be dead dawg?! *I should turn my life around? *Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm! *I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing! *What da hell?! ===DJ pedestrian=== *Everyone is tryin' to rip me off. *Come on man! *I got places I wanna be! *No way homie, I'm on to you. *Nice to meet you. *Hey when you back up, the people say ''beep!'' *My two-wheeled baby! *When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel. *I should get big muscles like yours! *Pencil dick asshole! *Corporate gangsta! *Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money. *Stop rhymin' and start runnin'! *What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there! *I'm a kill you now! *Yeah, you be sorry now! *Holy remix! *Bless my diamond stylus! *Street means body armour! *Hey! Hey! This car is also my home! *Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit. *Great spinnin' 2 inches! *These city streets ain't safe! *Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car! *When I get famous, you'll be sorry! *Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks? *Pick it up baby bop, come on! *Aw, you got some nice moves there! *No homie, you can keep the change! *Oh no! My house! I mean my car! *Be careful, this car is also my home. ===Caucasian drug dealer=== *Excuse moi, asshole! *I'm gonna cut you a new smile! *This is shit man, and you know it! *I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up! *This stuff is the shit! *ASSHOLE!! *Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go! *Gotta cut this shit with washing powder. *I hope I'm not watching my house. *Hey you got the wrong ''guy!'' *Man you're deluded! *Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE! *Whatever sport! *OK, I read you loud and clear. *Take it to someone who cares. *Go screw a raccoon. *This shit's weapon great! *Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man! *You want sliced?! *You think you're something huh?! *Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh! *I can't believe this shit!! *I want my lawyer! ===Ex-convict thug=== *Why you touchin' my beer? *Don't make me kick your ass! *You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!) *You know who I am chump? *Raise up little bitch! *You wanna die little bitch? *Raise up little bitch. *In the pen, we play strip football. *I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta! *Nice wheels for a chump. *I'm taking bike repairs out your ass! *I'm taking car repairs out your ass! *I'm taking repairs out your ass! *I'm too big for little sales, sir! *Watch out punk! *Stupid mark! *This shit better be good, punk. *In jail, being on top ain't gay. *You're a sissy with a silly ass car. *Don't make me repeat myself! Move! *Nice car asshole! *Is that yo mama's car? *That is one ugly ass car! *I made a fool drink piss. *Those steroids make your dick do WHAT? *I just stole that bike too! *I just stole that car too! *I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic! *I like that car little bitch. *Please sir! I'll be a good little thug! *Who pulls me out of my car?! *You sneaky punk! It's your funeral! *This is my vehicle punk! *Run if you want to live mark! *Show some respect punk! *That dead body made my day. *Jackin' my homie? I should jack you! *Taxi! Bring yo ass over here! *I'm a make you wash my drawers! *Bail before I make your heart fail. *I'm a give that fat ass a spanky! *Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here. *This shit better be good punk, any bad tricks I'll kill you. ===Old bathroom pedestrian=== *World of Cog has the best toilet paper! *AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES! *Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!! *Not now! I wanna take a dump! *GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! *MOVE! You're between me and the john! *All I want to do today is sit on the john. *Your girl's got no nose! *You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster! *SHIT ON A STICK!! *Show some respect dummy! *Get off the road, I wanna take a piss! *Uuuugh... my heart! *Johnson respect, dummy! *This street is too small! *What?! Yo shit don't stink. *Crack my head, crack yo head! *You be careful now. *What in damnation is going on?! *Ain't cha got self control?! *No tomorrow for you! *You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!'' *This is the end of days for sure! *I soiled myself because of you! *That car will be your coffin!!! *I took a good dump this morning! *You ain't gettin' away dummy! *I can't even masturbate anymore! *Hey! I'm an old man! *Underwear is overated man! *You thieving dummy! *You goddamn dummy! *Man, I need some tits to squeeze. *Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches) *Your cologne is very sophisticated! *MOVE THAT BUCKET! *I eat dummies for breakfast! *The urinals in this joint smell good! *Get that piece of garbage outta here! *OW! What the... *I've been to every public bathroom in the city. *Your tattoos are giving me the runs! *Man this weather SUCKS! *Careful dummy! *Cool it meathead! *This is bullshit!! *SHIT!!! *LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!! *AHHHHH!!! Not my time! *I need something extra special! *I'll eat you and spit you out! *Feet don't fail me now! *Look out! I've got a heart condition! *Shiiiiit! *GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!! *You can't take a coffin from a old man!! *You gotta be faster than that boy!! *This is supposed to be a nice city! *How's it hangin' bro? *My ass still hurts in that Indian food. *I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays. *Burger Shot has some quality meat. *Damn no respect kids!! *Let me outta here already!! *Have you been to Rusty Brown's? ===Liberty City tourist=== *The ladies love me, I think. *Careful shithead! *You smell like you're from England. *Have you dated a American? *I slept with a Scotsman last night. *Have you ever gone to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *Have you ever gone to Karate school for free? *I shaved downstairs this morning. *My god, you're a whale! *Dude, are you wearing curtains? *Does your mom dress you? *Jesus Christmas! *What are you, retarded? *Your tits are enourmous! *I told the cop: "Hey! Don't molest me!". *I got the body of a ninja! *I'll eat your dog! *Out of the way shithead! *Dude are you in a play what the hell are you wearing? *I love you too asshole! *Eat my shoe! *MY FREAKING CAR!! *Are you wearing a diaper? *Both my parents are dead. *Hey move over punk ass! *You think this is funny?! *What's your problem!? *Get off dick! *Yeah, I really like French fries. *What is up with that smell?! *Damn! You look money! *Damn! You look good! *I wish I had some muscles. *This is gonna cost you pal! *HEY SHITHEAD! WATCH IT! *YOU FRICKING IDIOT! *This is shit, I wanna refund! *Take it easy grandma! *Hope you like hospitals! *That's a real gun man!! *Do I look like a jerk to you?! *You're gonna pay for this!! *THATS MY CAR DICK!! You're gonna pay for this!! *Come back here shithead!! Come back, I need that!! *No freaking way! *Buzz off TV-head! *Later sweetheart! *Have you ever driven a seven-nine Maibatsu? *Here's some arigato money! *Thanks she's looking good. *Now she's mine, got it? *Cluckin' Bell is shit. *I'm gonna get you, ya paint freak! *I hate those cars and I'm not Japanese. *Get your ass out of here bozo! *Smooth ride dude! *I've had it with Los Santos. *My car's fast and it totally rocks. *What you done that for?! *Screw this! I wanna live! *Oh my god! Let's go! *Thanks for the ride! ===Biker=== *You think I'm bad at knitting?! *Careful asshole! *Here I come! Ready or not! *Is that coff designer ink? *City tattoo artists are gettin' good! *I'm coming after you jerkoff! *Nobody touches my bike! *Oil cans make good flower pots. *What're you doing out here? *Eat my leather! *Hope you like the taste of black leather! *Violence isn't the answer man. *YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!! *That was a price for my old lady! *Forget it, no way man. *Hello, little lady. *Howdy partner! *Adios amigo! *You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses? *Burger Shot was made from roadkill. ==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== *What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere. *Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here. *Something died in my underpants. *I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas. *Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"! *When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it! *Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *I was world heavyweight champion in 68. *I had crabs the size of a baseball. *The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway. *Now you got the cooties, jackass! *You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut? *I shouldn't have eaten that taco... *Tag! You're it! *I hate this place. *Woof! Woof! *Excuse moi asshole! *Has anyone seen my lizard? I can't masturbate anymore. *When will I find true love... *Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die! *Are you, go ahead shoot me! *OK, OK, don't shoot me. *You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you? *Hello there missy! *Good day, sweetheart! *Have you sniffed that icky-icky? *[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster! ===Los Santos taxi driver=== *Why did I take this route?! *Green means "go"! *You're on with this car crash bullshit! *I got a nephew with LSPD. *Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs! *I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad. *Watch the road! *I just bought this taxi!! *I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car! *I'm pressing ''charges''! *I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot! *No liquor thanks, I'm on duty. *Come 'ere I gotta tell ya something! Gettin' served by an ''oooold ''man! *Sprunk on the rocks. *Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again! *Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west! *I feel shame for your mother! *HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab! *You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here? *Get ready for an ass whoopin'! *You think this is a parade! *The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff! *You blew your chance for friendship. *Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos! *I don't bang son, relax. *Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me. *Papa don't take no jive! *You got a glass jaw, baby gangster! ===BMX rider=== *I'm gonna crack your brain bucket! *Too much rocket fuel bro. *What a dick! INVOLOINTARY DISMOUNT ENDOOOOO ===Bikini woman=== *Get your fat body off the beach. *You smell like shit. *I'm special, asshole! *Wow, you smell hot! *My thong, asshole! *Go pick somebody fat instead! *Look at that guy! *Hey you, you looking good! *Nooooo! My hair!! *You can't shoot me!! I'm American!! *Hey fatty! *Hey porky! *Hey lardy! *I'm fighting the war on fat. *Get the hell out of my shadow. *Good luck losing the weight. *Stop staring at me!! *I'm not broken, am I? *Stop it you asshole! *Go hit a fat person! *Screw you dick! *I thank God for not making me fat. *Stop molesting me! *You are disgustingly fat!! ===Grove Street Families=== *LSV killa! *VLA killa! *Come on Carl, relax! *Glad it ain't my ride. *Shit! Slow down homie! *Slow your row CJ! *Aw shit! The car's on fire! *Ball-ass bitches! *Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas! *Time for no kicks, Carl! *What's with that motherfucking hooptie Carl? *That clothes is not gangsta, Carl. *You deaf or something Carl? *Hey CJ man, I like the threads. *[[Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker! *Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass! *Family violence, yeah! *Kick back Carl, damn! *Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?! *See you round, homie. *Still banging dude! Still bangin'! *Take that, ballsack! *Who's the bitch now homie? *Take that ya LSV bitch! *Oh that shit is whack, homie! *You never seen no gangsta? *Guh...thanks man...! (coughs) *These kicks insult me personally. *Ass touchers can't see us! *I ain't drinking that bullshit! *Where's that ho ass sister of mine? *We families positively sir! We just protecting the hooood, officer! *Screw you vagina holes! *Sherm is my ho-MAY!! *CJ I'll jack you a better car! *Az-dicks! *Get these bizzals in yo jizzals! *Any of y'all seen sheefa? *Hey Ballas! What's up now? *Ball-LESS! *I'm not scared of no ASS-lickers! *Come on CJ, why you doing that? *Come on Ballas, let's go! *Vato fools! *Those Aztecas are all mine! *Is this a Balla bar? *What is going on man? Move out of the way! *Hey, watch it homie! *Hey playboy, watch that! *Hey CJ! What'cha doing?! *They are all mine!! *WOOO!! Now we're movin'! *Where did you get your license from? *WOOO!! We're flyin'! *I can't go back to jail! *You must be smokin'! *My grandmama drive faster than that! *CJ you're a maniac, man! *It's on motherfuckers! *Hey man! Who did that to your hair? *Why do you do that shit? *Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang! *You need to kick your barber's ass! *Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride! *Hey man! Watch it!! *I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer! *You are IGNORANT! *Cover me! *Duck homie! *Hey baby! Right over here, baby! *Don't be eyeballin' me fool! *Hey Ballas cocksucka! *Florida fucker! *I'll kick yo ass man! *You gone to tear da car up! *Who taught you how to drive? *That car is do-do! *Hey yo hair is whack! *Hey man! Look at me when you die! *I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped! *ASS-tecas have been lying down! *Hey man, pass the blunt! *Hey Aztecas! *What up boy? *Varrios goats! *Ballas gonna cry to moms! *Vagos eat my shit! *VLA are gonna bleed! *Die VLAs! *Ryder was right about you CJ! *I want the best CJ! *Grove Street OG coming through! *Can I get my drink on? *Man, how come you can't see me? *You can't drive for shit! *Slow down, for goodness sake! *Shit, you drive like a motherfucker! *We're upside-down! *Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying! *Wait a second! *Those aztecs fools. *CJ, whos been drawing on you? *Am I invisible over here? *Shit! I'm suckin' a roach! *My motherfucking car, look at it!! *You hit me fool!! *Aw man, my shit! *Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool! *You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit! *Bay-sucking fools! *South-side fools! *Suck on my 9, Ballas! *VLA are gonna fade, man! *Go back to your ugly Varrios! *I want the best motherfucker. *What is this shit you're drinking? Not exactly premium liquor it is. *Keep up your speed, CJ! *Aw man, we're on fire! *Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit! *Fool! You hit them! Look out! *CJ nooooooo!!! *Now we're rolling CJ! *Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble. *A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard! *Hey nice ride CJ! *Hey man, respect the ink dude! *Slammin' ride CJ! *Looking popped holmes! *Trippin' cartoons CJ! *Aw man!! You asshole! *Dumbass car! *Aw man! Shit, it's all broke! *Aw man, this is good weed. *CJ, you're ruining my buzz here. *Heads down! Duck! *You've been messin' with the Grove! *We need a car! *Yo we got enough CJ! *Hey! Chill, motherfucker! *Get your fucking hands off me! *Oh man! That fucker's in my car! *That's my brother's ride! *No man, got better shit to do. *I was just complimenting CJ! *Man that ain't cool! *What's up holmes? *Man! Life is beautiful! *We gotta spray these Balla fools! *You're going down Balla bitch! *You want some of this bitches?! *Northsides go home! *Vagos can't see me! *Die LSVs! *Vagos die! *LSVs die! *Vagos vamoose! *Vagos eat shit! *Death to Varrios! *Death to Aztecas! *Who rolled this piece of shit man?! *You tryin' to kidnap me fool?! ===Ballas=== *I'll shoot everybody in this bitch! *Hey you better be watching yourself fool! *Catch his ass Ballas! *There he is! There he is!! *His tyres! Shoot his tyres!! *Can't anybody ride like us? *Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate! *Hey man cover my back! *Don't make me get out of this car! *Man, I break no rule! *Aw shit! *Watch it fool! *Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood! *Everybody duck down! *Hey the season is over now! *Hey the game is over now busta! *Hey baby! Hey baby! *Hey man, don't look at me like that! *Hey man, we victorious! *What hood you ridin' for playa? *Oh you just gonna do it like that huh? *Hey get your hands off me! *Hey man, back off me fool! *I was straight down fool! *I'm a catch you fool! *Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch! *Hey, let's frush these busters! *Why you gotta do that? *Say man, gimme all your moonlight now! *Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide! *Blast 'em Grove Street punks! *Man, fuck that bitch warren! *Hey it's on now! *Hey good looking man! *Hey taxi! Slow up fool! *Hey taxi! I need some love! *Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket? *Say man, what hood you're from? *You need to take that back on the other side now! *We is law abiding citizens! *I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet. ===Mexican drug dealer=== *I've seen your face officer! *Fuck you holmes! *Junkies are pussies. *I sell drugs to children. *I've been with your wife officer. *Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need. *I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children! *Don't look at me asshole! *What are you looking at puto? *I do with your wife officer! *Who d'you think you're messing with? *You want a little pick-me-up? *You know this beer makes me want to piss. *You push me, you want to die?! *I love making junk things bad! *Please officer! This is discrimination! *Come back here puto! *ASSHOLE! *Come back and fight ese! *I'll be back asshole! *Who the fuck do you think you are ese?! *I heard you the first time, fuck off! *You're too proud ese! *You're a pathetic junkie! *Look at that asshole! *I live the American Dream! *I ain't a drug dealer! I'm a war veteran! *I remember you! I know who you are! *Oh no! That's real bad news! *This is gonna be bad for business! *If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest! *I need some better customers. *I know who you are, drug fiend! *I'll see you in half an hour I guess. *Customers are such losers. *Have you ever heard of inflation?! ===Orange 12 pedestrian=== *Come on fool. Kick me a Logger. *I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head. *Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'. *I ain't nursin' no drunk. *Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce? *I prefer Chronic. *Man, stop playin' with me! *Honk means get the hell on, man! *Is you high? *You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit. *Move bitch! *I'm too high for this shit, move! *You playin' with me? Stop playin'. *Don't push me. *I've come to the edge, man. *Man, don't be runnin' up on me. *Raise up, mark. *Can't you see I'm busy bein' high? *All that aggression. *You on sherms? *Go smoke some Cheeba. *You're Madd Doggin' me, man. *Get your hands out my pockets! *I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit. *That esse put dust in my weed. *I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind. *Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth. *Weed, money, same difference. *Gonna shoot me over $200, man? *I smoke cause it gives me knowledge. *You still wearin' prison issue, man? *You send clothes money on crack, huh? *It's laundry day, huh? *You so fat, you jumped in the air and you got stuck. *Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs. *Did someone die in your mouth? *Do you shower in do-do? *Man, you stink. *Why you got to be like that? *Man, why you tryin' to fade me? *Nice outfit, high roller. *Came up on some nice clothes, boy. *Can't find them threads at no swap meet. *You swollen as shit man. *You lift weights? I lift joints. *Smells good, boy. *Where can I buy your smell? *Ya smell good, man. *Now I got to steal another bike. *Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike. *Stolen bikes don't have no insurance. *I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you. *Now I got to steal another car. *I would call the po-po. *You got enough weed to fix this? *I'm too high for this shit. *Damn! *What the hell? *I'm movin'! *Aw, you trippin'. *Stay off the crack, man. *You on one. *Scandalous! *Say, man, what's on special? *I don't smoke all the time. *I need the good shit, man! The good shit! *Gimme the proper, man. *I'm a lick you like Mr. Whoopee. *I'm a soak you up like a biscuit. *You, me, weed - what a threesome. *Stoned with a stone cold jab. *My heart don't pump no Sprunk. *I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin'. *Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money. *I hate getting stole on. *Another one, damn it. *I can't loose man, hit me! *I feel my card comin', hit me! *Feelin' lucky, hit me! *Come one, dealer! *Gimme another one! *Hit me! *Bitch! *Dealer, you cheatin'! *I ain't got enough left for a sack. *That ain't count. *I said "Stay", not "Hit". *Man, I'm cool, no more cards. *This hand is righteous. *No more, I'll ride with this hear. *No more, dealer. *I'll stay. *No, I'll stay. *Yes! *We dealers stick together, you know. *Man, I can't be faded, man. *Did you think you could beat me? *All praise due to the weed! *Santos fools runnin' the casino, man. *Do it again. *I let you win that time, man. *Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate. *Spend yo winnin's on a sack. *We played Russain roulette. *My P.O. don't know I left Los Santos. *Hey, lemme borrow some of ya chips. *Let me borrow some of ya chips. *I got all ya'lls money! *Did it on one coin too! *The slots love me! *One yank, made all that bank. *Man, I was just playin' with ya. *Man, stop playin', the po-po watchin'. *Calm yo ass down. *How you gonna draw down on your homie? *I thought we was homies? *This fool is trippin'! *Man, I stole this first! *Damn, I'm slippin'. *Come on, man. Ain't we the same set? *Man, you on one. *Wait, man, the rollers is watchin'. *I'm a civilian, man. *How you gonna run up on me? *Damn, you scandalous! *Oh, busta! *Stupid ass mark! *My homies gonna find you! *Bitch! *You ain't a G! *You know we enemies now, right? *Yeah, boy, you better bail! *I just got to steal another one. Shit. *Why you drive off, mark! *Man, I will kick your ass! You hear me? *Forget you! I'm a go smoke. *Fine! *Fine! You can't have none of my endo. *Why you trippin', man? *I just stole this money from ya mamma! *You just gonna smoke it up. *Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin'. *Yeah, but I can't fade it, man. *Fo sho. *That's some mark ass shit. *The bomb, man. *Oh, that's right! *And it's tight, man! *Nah, but it's crackin' though, huh? *Not yet, man *Nah, man, nah. *Oh, no. *Man, you blowin' my high. *Get out my face, trick. *Hey little mamma. *What's poppin'. *Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you? *Hey, man, where the weed at? *What's happenin', homeboy? *What's up dog? *Call me with some Chronic, aight? *Later! *I gotta bail, in a minute. *Later homie. *Lemme go find some Chronic. Later. *You know about that Happy Farmer Kit? *You been to Sha-La's yet? *Ever smoke weed from San Fierro? *You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet? *Hey, you visit that Blotto shop? *Some fat sherm is makin' me tweak. *Weed spot is dry as hell man. *Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada. *Got me nice and sprung! *I ain't feelin' nothin'. *A second chance at life? *That shit look painful. *Do it hurt? *Walk it off! *Well your draws don't smell too bad. *I dun spent all my duckets on weed. *Damn! This is the bomb! *Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this? *I can't fade this, man. *How much is this shit again? *Can I pay for this with bud? *I can refund this tomorrow, right? *Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!? *You know I'm about to kick your ass, right? *Come on fool, get off! *Stop that shit! *You're ruinin' my high, man! *I ain't got no money! *How about I pay you Saturday mornin'? *You drive like you on drugs. *I know you can see me! *Taxi! *You got ran the hell over! *Scrooch over, let me hit someone too. *Forget drive-by's. You drive over! *Take me to the drugs, pronto! *I got to pay you in bud. *Drive! I'm clockin' here! *Thanks, man! *I'm a go get high now. *Righteous! *If I ever need speed for weed, you the one. *Here's some extra, go on, get high. *Extra chump change for some Cheeba. *Am I high, or did we switch drivers? *That's my dealer you jacked, man! *Say, drop me off at the weed spot. *That Chronic got me, man. *Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway? *Now how will my dealer do the drop off? ===Quantum Man pedestrian=== *When will you villains learn? *Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists. *If you give me money, I'll give a super blowjob. *I forgot to sew pockets on my tights. *Quantum Man can be your drinking buddy! *My superhearing has detected an emergency! *You villains never learn! *Oh! That tickles! Taste my wrath! *You dare to aim at citizens?! *Quantum Man never shrinks from battle! *Must...catch...bullets! *Stop! In the name of justice! *I have no choice but to agree. *Agreed, good citizen! *SILENCE! Evil one! Your deeds has come to an end! *Be vigilant! *Why thank you good citizen! *I only use my powers against supervillains. *Hello good citizen! *You are risking everything in combat! *I have powerful thighs. *My super-speed is no match for you! *You dare aim at Quantum Man?! *Panic not good citizens! FLEE! *I dare you to immobilize that firearm! *This planet is insane! *I am Quantum Man, I have come to the universe to protect the innocent! *Hello female citizen! *Hello sir! *Have you seen the regular reaction? *Glory thee to this powerful moment! *In the name of subnotomic! *On my world, I was known as a bum. *STOP! In the name of justice! *There is no reasoning with people! *I must agree with the gravity of this universe. *My compliments good lady. *Please excuse me citizen. *I must return to crime patrol. My duty calls. *Hello there sir! *Dark forces are gathering here. *Your timing was inplecible. *Do you know what you've done?! ===African-American hippie=== *Fight the power brother! *Let's be peaceful brother! *They don't want us expanding our minds. *Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet! *Brother I have no beef with you. *You see a black man trying to drive? *I believe I have a right to self-defence. *I know who you are pig! *I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you! *You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom? *Always a sellout pulling a trigger! *I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge. *Stop harassing me 5-0! *Get a good life snitch! *I like message reps! *Jack Howardson making pigs look cool! *Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE! *Clean the lies from your lives! *The revolution needs brothers like you! *Capitalism breeds accidents! *Capitalism breeds car crashes! *Legalise it and we'll advertise it! *My people love it. *You need to be corrected brother! *Please brother! Stop the violence! *Unhand me you sellout! *Thieving Uncle Tom! *Brainwashed bastard! *Of course but I won't discuss it openly! *Kiss my ass snitch! *Traitor! *Beware the beast sister! *Beware the beast brother! *Crack dealers destroy our community! *The New World Order has enslaved our people! *My fine African garments! *Your driving lacks street knowledge! *Stay in the driving seat brother! *Now we're both victims of capitalism! *Those garments are attrocious brother. *Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior! *Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?! *You're acting kinda strange. *Violence breeds more violence fool! *You're too old for the man! *Rejecting messager, but consisting the message. *No more crime please uncle brother! *I only deal with revolutionaries. *Heard much about the New World Order? *Capitalism breeds violent deaths! *You know anything about the crack conspiracy? *Too strong and too black to die! *Look at that! They're hatin' me! *The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments. *The ancestors sent me back! *San Fierro is waking up to the truth! *TAXI! *You're not a government agent are you? *Jacking cars is what they want you to do! ===Bone County redneck=== *How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar? *Adam and Eve was brother and sister. *I'm telling you, horse is the new pork. *I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy! *Move you dumb retard! *So the donkey walks into a bar... *Hey! I ain't got all day! *You stinking piece of shit! MOVE! *Next time I punch your face. *You inbred or something, you can't see me? *What do you mean change my socks? *What a rustbucket! *What a piece of shit car! *I'm gonna get myself a monster truck! *HEY! You look out! *Hey! This is my pa's car! *You damn Yankee! *When d'you learn to drive?! *Come on, punch me! *He's got a gun!! *Who the hell do you think you are?! *HEY! Get off! *Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?! *You've been messing with the wrong guy! *I was gonna introduce you to my sister. *Heck no. No. *Hey I ain't got all day buddy! *Pardon me! *Hey come on man! Look out! *What do you think of this here chrome shotgun? *Ma and pa were past cousins. *Donkey's afraid of a big fat man. *Whoa man, you sure is fat. *Oh you rude bastard. *NOT MY BIKE! *Oh geez! That was my favourite bike! *Hey! I just stole this car! *You're dead donkin' me buddy! *Oh come on asshole! *Out of my way! *Come on! Gimme your best shot! *Come on, I'm gonna break your nose! *HELP! I'm being shot at! *Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya! *Bastard jacked me! *Oh, ma's gonna be so mad! *Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home? *Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one! *This here car's mine! So out you go boy! *Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee! *Hey I was just bein' friendly! *You got something against donkeys? *Hey leave me alone! *Well hello there miss! *Hello donkey lips! *Have you ever lived in a trailer park? *Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink. *Cover your eyes donkey! *This store is fancy! *Oh I want me some of these! *Oh, I think I'm gonna puke... *Are you insane?! *Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood. *That was fast. Here's some change. *My cousins are gonna get you for this! *See ya later donkey hater! *I'm the victim in this here situation! *Now get the hell out! *I was tryin' to be nice! *Hey we was just talkin'! *These bar stools sure are squishy. *Hey let's get a move on! *I'm gonna get angry! *Pardon me. *Hey mister! *See ya later pretty lady! *Have you ever raised donkeys. *Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting. *Lordy Lordy! *I wonder if they got this in yellow? *Would you ring me for this? *Hey there! *Hey that was cool! *Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush! *Good job, here's the change. *Please mister, let me go! *I'll never see my donkey again! *You city folk are so rude. *Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it. *I got no time for you man. *See you later. *Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown? *Incest is a beautiful thing! *I just love the countryside. *I think you just killed that person! *Howdy! *I just can't bear the city. *You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too? *There is no way I'm payin' for that! *Hey it's about time! *Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me! *I'll let you touch me if you let me go! ===James Earl Cash impersonator=== *Take me with you. *OH NO! NO! Not this again! *Missy help!!! *He is one of them!!! *Aw crap!! *You're not one of them! *Oh no! Not my eyes!!! *Get off my anus! *This is my car! I need this car!! *Each to their own, whatever man. *They drink short on the chemicals. *We all got to keep movin'! Get a move on! *Amnesia... *Gotta keep movin', can't take me again. *Crazy maniac!! *Oh you prick! *My brain!! *HOO!! OH!! *You missed! HA! *You can't steal my mind man! *Oh no! Not my ass!! *I can't leave this car! *Get your hands off me man! He's one of them!! *I need this car!!! You don't know what you're doing, alien scum!!! *Yes, it's terrible! *No, not since I have this thing in my head. *Howdy. *BYE NOW! *Bye now, watch the skies! *Have you ever seen a visitor? *Have you ever seen one of them? *What year is this? *Where's alumium fall? *You're wasting your life. *You call this a life? *Are you a messenger? *Just let me go man! *I'm saved! ===Mohawk punk=== *He got nothing on me! *Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges? *Man, get out of the way! *OUT OF THE WAY! *Something's gonna be very wrong with you! *Everyone knows me at the casinos! *You call that a car? *Yo, yo, yo, yo! *That tattoo is FIERCE!! *OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!! *Man, I got this detailed! *Damn idiot! *Nooooooooo!! *What are you retarded?! *Can we just talk this out! *WA-HA-HO!!! *AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass! *Oh what do you think you're doing?! *Oh this is not cool man! *You got no witnesses? *You wanna see a trick pal? *What are you, some kind of joker? *Hey watch your shoes man! *Man I just invented this trick! *You wanna bet on that? *What's the matter with you? *Unlike you I got somewhere to be! *Man some people...! *Come on man, let's beat the phones! *Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today! *Man, that is a rolling disaster! *Nice car pal! *Now that car is cool! *BLIND OR SOMETHING?!! *Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!! *Oh you're blind as a bat! *Oh what did you do?! *OOOHH!!! *You call that driving?! *AAAHHH!!! *You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff. *Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches! *Oh watch where you point that! *Oh this is not working out! *I won't have any insurance!!! *MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!! *GIMME THAT!! *I need this more than you do! *Awesome! *N.O.! *Go fly a kite! *Forget you! *Have you played craps? *Yo, the police are hassling me all the time! *I don't believe this! *Look at the tag on that! *Hey TAXI!!! *HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!! *HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!! *Have you driven a [[Hustler]]? *I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! *I'm gonna crush your skull man! *You ever gamble! *Man, I'm banned from three casinos! *Man looks better on the windows! *UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!! *Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre! ===English actress=== *Hurry it up please, I've got a casting couch in five minutes! *Oh mummy! *Come on, move your arse! *At least my orgasm repertoire has been broadened. *Oh bloody hell! *Get it up for God sakes! *Ah stupid Americans! *I'm British, ya know. *You filthy Americans! *Oh what a lovely tight arse! *You yanks, you don't know how to bloody drive! *Won't somebody do something? *OH SHIT! *Oh you're pissing me off! *Done every agent in this town. *Eight hours on set and every orifice is sore. *(crying) I want to go home! *Oh excuse me! *Sorry! *Method acting doesn't come into a freeway. *I asked for an Oscar and I got a XXX. *What is that smell? *I'd like to have you on a casting couch. *Oh gosh! Oh no!!! *I don't believe this! *Isn't there a place for you? *"Feel the part" he says. *Oh my! How rude! *I thought he meant "vagina monalogues". *Oh you STINK! *God those tattoos are awful! *Fine it suits me. *You smell gorgeous! *Tattoos make me horny! *Oh for Christ's sake! *OW!! My nose! *COWARD!! *Well hello there! *Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you? *Come on then you cretin! *Oh bollocks, lost again. *About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last! *I find this game so confusing, let's play for real money huh? *I never bet on red, 23 red seems to be calling me. *Hey mate, is that real? *I was warned about this! *Fine, have it your way chum! *Typical Los Santos! *Go me! Go me! *Oh well done! How very well done! *A real gun?! Is that real?! *HANDS OFF! *YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS! *Give it back you arsehole! *So busy on set, haven't found the time. *No time for this. *See you around. *Yeah, cheerio mate. *Divorce made me feel very depressed. *It's another day in America! *Hello, how do you do? *Nice meeting you. *I'll never get a break in real movies. *These yanks? They're nutters! *Excuse me, how much is that please? *COO-EE! TAXI! *Oh Lord! Bloody hell! What are you doing?! *Really really well done. *What are you doing you half-wit? *Good lord who are you?! *This town makes people so rude! *Utterly compelling yeah... *No, I never had that pleasure. *Hello, hello! *See ya! *Have you ever tried to make it in as an actress. *I love the film movie business. *I love acting, film business is my one true passion. *Choices, choices. *Can I have just that one. *OI!! TAXI!! *Hey look where you're going! *That was top great! *That would never happen in London! *Another day in America... *These Yanks, they're nutters. ===English actor=== *Mate, come on! Shifty shifty! *You're messing with a Londoner! SOUTH LONDONER! *Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink. *I'm going to cream you sunshine! *You fat bastard, you ate all the pies! *Hey dude! I'm late for an audition! *I love fighting! Makes me feel like a real man! *Oi guv'nor! *I was a gangster back home but now I'm an actor. *Move you wanker! *Your loss you bloody wanker! *I'm like a pig in pig shit! *You bloody Yank! *Call the bloody embassy! *Move your blooming arse! *Piss off! *Wow! I'm in [[Vinewood]]! *Did your mum dress you? *I was talking to you mate! *I love your clobber mate! *You gotta lose a bit of weight fatty! *British press ruined me, never talked about me at all. *You've been on the pies ay mate? *Well, up yours wanker! *You're doing more press ups than me! *HEY!! I just bought this! *HELP! Oh, you wanker! *You thick Yank! *Oi wanker! Look out! *I'm an actor, not a bollard! *You look dressed in the dark. *You look like a stupid plonker! *That's good gear, where d'you get that mate? *You smell blinded! *Oh mister! *You can't hit me! I'm an actor! *You upstart colonial prat! *Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet! *I'll smash you in half mate! *Bollocks that is! *That is shite! *Grrrrrr... shite! *I'm a rich man! RICH! *Did I say "stick"? *I don't do death scenes, I do acting! *Piss off you septic bastard! *You thieving pillock! *BOLLOCKS! *Mate, I needed that car! *Call my agent, I needed a new jamjar! *No bloody liberty, taking the piss. *Better bloody believe it! *Enough of that shit mate, excuse me. *See ya later treacle! *Have you been down South London? *Have you been to South London? *Have you watched that five uncles show? *Not the bike! Not the bike! *I warn you: I know how to box! *Oh you prat! *You nearly ran me over you prat! *I need some bugle real bad! *Come on mate, gimme some! *Come on wanker! Come on! *Card! *Gimme a card! *I'm good. *Blinded! I'm a bloody champion! *Blinded! Blinded! *Come on, come on black! *You shitebag machine, pay me now! *Don't shoot me! I'm a Londoner! *WANKER! *Get away from the motor! *My motor! I've been robbed! *BOLLOCKS! *That is well uncool! *I mean nothing by it mate! *Bloody shite, I know mate. *A load of bollocks mate. *Rest your cakehole there. *Hey love! *Awright mate! *See you gorgeous. *Have you been to old [[Liberty City]]? *Guv'nor! *Safe mate, yeh mate. *I cannot bear criticism. *I hate reading, I can't do it. *I hate authority. *Call me old ma mate, please? *Bloody terrible! *That's right up my alleyway, that one! *Oi cab! Over here son! *Come on man, I gotta dash! *Am I gonna be alright mate. *This town is blinded! *Put my price on that! *Oi taxi! Get over here! ==[[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]== ===Paramedics=== *No insurance? Here, take an aspirin. *Check his wallet. ===Police=== '''When shooting''' *Aim for his head! *Aim for his spine! *Aim for his nuts! *Aim for his rectum! *No judge no jury! *It's the justice! *I'm opening fire! *I ain't asking for it again! *This is going to end right now! '''When punching''' *Check it I'm tougher than you. *Think you can beat me? *You'll wake up in a cell! *You wanna rock huh? *You want some nightstick? '''pushed''' *Use your damn eye. *Have respect for the law! *Hey! I'm gonna crucify you! '''Toni blocks the way of a Cruiser''' *Don't make me arrest ya pal ===FBI=== *Opening fire! Opening fire! *You were asking for it! ===Police Helicopter=== *LCPD! *This is LCPD! *Hold it right there! *Your momma ain't gonna save your ass now! *You just got my buddy! GAAH! *You are a sitting duck buddy! QUACK! QUACK! (means to indicate that the player cannot get a helicopter in any ways) *Running a marathon, buddy? STAY DOWN! *I got this person in my sight! *See me up here! I ain't smiling tough guy! *Says something about Toni in the movie '[[The Mainframe]]'. ===Leone Family=== '''random dialog''' *Hey, family's family. You know? *What? Do I amuse you? *You ever tried the sausages at ? *Italian-American stereotypes, you know? '''pushed''' *You'd better learn some respect there, junior. *Eh! Watch the shoes here! *That's an Italian suit, okay? '''shooting''' *I'm going to shoot you on sight! *I'll show you what it is to be fucking with the Leone! *Now you know what it means to fuck with the Leones! ===Sindacco Family=== '''random dialog''' *The boss ain't too happy. *Gotta get a place ready for the shylock. *The Forellis have gone too fuckin' far this time. *My hairstyle is 60% grease. *Hey, my mama says I got an Oedipus complex. '''pushed''' *Big mistake! *Back off! *You got a problem? *I'll remember your face. '''shooting''' *Wanna dance, pretty boy? *Black and blue! *I'm gonna rip your fuckin' head off. ===Forelli Family=== '''random dialog''' *He talks like he's got a mouthful of marbles. *Boss'll be a killer like his dad when he grows up. *Kids today got no discipline. *Now, I'm a decent guy. *When I lose my temper, heads roll. Got it? '''pushed''' *Do I know you? *Show a little respect, huh? *Your mother would be ashamed. *What is this, a sidewalk, now? *Whose town do you think this is? '''shooting''' *You are dealing with the real gang! *You're messing with a real gangster now! ===Triads=== '''random dialog''' *Crazy fool, Mafia. *Crazy Mafia, chicken-brains. *Kill me some Mafia and take their ears. '''pushed''' *Look where you're going! *You watch it, dumbass! *Careful! '''Triad fires at Toni''' *Shut up *You want a split skull? *I'll dice yo' face! *You wanna dance? Huh? '''Toni tries to run down Triad''' *Watch it! *You Crazy! *Oh Hell No! *Crazy Idiot! *You Idiot! ===Yakuza=== '''jumping away from car''' *Wa, Goregore (=What the hell) '''pushed''' *Don insurlt (insult) me! '''Toni blocks the road''' *You move out the way now. ===Colombians=== '''attacking''' *You attacking the big man, eh? *You disrespecting me, amigo? '''pushed''' *Cuidado, man! *Oye! Watch the shoes, man! ===Southside Hoods=== '''pushed''' *Stand outta my fucking way! '''Random dialogue''' *I got some rage! *I can go hours without a hit, man! *I ain't afraid of noone, apart from myself. '''Pulling Toni out of his car''' *Get out of there, bitch. '''Firing at Toni''' *You a tough guy, huh? ===Uptown Yardies=== '''Yardies fire at Toni''' *You want some of this? '''Toni rams a Yardie Lobo''' *What are you doing! ===Random dialogue between Pedestrians=== *It's good that I don't have to be angry these days. *I gotta get over this guilty feeling. *I made a commitment to myself. *I can't believe he dumped me. *Men: all worthless dogs. *Eat more meat. *I gotta keep my blood pressure down. *There's a Burger Shot 'round here, someplace. *Why am I always so hungry? *Screw this internet thing. *My laptop weighs a ton. *Who needs men when you have money? *I don't have time for these small-potato deals. *I wish I were rich. *I-wanna-be-rich-dot-com. *Gotta take this whole town online. *I mean, this is the new economy! *The ferry situation is not getting any better. *Yeah, yeah. *Can I borrow 2 dollars? *When I retire, it will be sun, sun, sun. *Shit weather will be a thing of the past! *And it's off to Vice city. *2 bucks is all I need. *Hey my wallet is empty. *My pimpmobile gettin' new rims! *Believe it, receive it, achieve it. *Bitch, I'm doin' me. *I knew I shoulda wore pink. *I should go back to strippin'. *I'm puttin' my coochie on the internet. *I can't believe she left me after 27 years. *What's the giggle guy got that I don't? *Manila, or Bangkok? *I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size. *All these damn illegal immigrants! *Get off welfare and get a job! *This town has turned into a shithole. *Have you ever seen crappier weather? *My wife wants me to dump my porn collection. *Is there a good porn shop around here? *My heart can't take it much longer. *I guess I can diddle myself. *I never sucked him off. *It's tough being an addict, man. *I let 'em touch me for money. ===Pedestrian (pushed)=== *Stop breaking my balls! *Don't push me, will ya? *Get the fuck outta my way! *Ow! My heart! *Get out of my damn way! *Pushing is an insult. *Just try and take my wallet. *Watch for pickpockets, son. *I got quick fingers, yo! *Fuckin' caught 'cause of y'all? *You're rude. *Hey that felt kinda nice. *Well hello there, handsome! *That was no accident, handsome! *All you fools will work for me. *Don't touch me dirtbag. *Get off! *'Scuse me *EXCUSE ME! *Hello *Hey get off the streets, get online. *Come on, boo, don't grab! *I don't do the S&M shit. *No finance, no romance. *Careful. *Manners please. *Watch where ya goin. *C'mon pal, I don't wanna suck you! *Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon. *Don't worry, I'll bury myself. *Gonna put my hip out of place. *You're slackin', I'm mackin'. *Don't hate, congratulate, playa! *Hey! I'm gonna throw up my lunch! *I bruise easily. *You got something in yo' eye? *I need just a little more room. *Where have you been all my life? *Shit! That was my aorta. *My left ventricle! ===Pedestrian (attacking)=== *Tough man, you're toast. *Know your friend's gonna beat on you. *You are beating on women, huh? *You won't hit a man with a heart condition, would you? *Don't hit me hard, I've a bad heart! *Your aorta is toast! *I'm gonna kick your trick-ass. *A bitch can defend herself. *I'm a pimp, not a bitch, bitch! *You think I can't still mix it up? *I'm an ex-Marine, dickhead. *I'm gonna cream you asshole. *You think I'm scared pal? *Imma knock your ass out! *You ruined my day! *You gonna fight huh? *I'm gonna beat you up! *Imma hit you with my laptop. *I'm not as cute, but I have hard nails. *I can be even more rough in the sack, you know. *Let's make love, not war. *Pull my hair! Pull my hair! *You don't scare me! *You chauvinist pig! *Dick! *I'm gonna rip out your spine! *You're a barbarian! *C'mon, loser! *You would hit a girl. *What do you think, I'm afraid of you? ===Pedestrian (when Toni aims gun at them)=== *Please! I have a heart infection! *Gimme a break, I'm just a chump. *Guns? So bold and common. *I got no one to care of me anyway. *Police! I've been assaulted! *I'm nearly rich, don't kill me now! *Hey, I should sell guns on the internet! *Come on man, please don't! *I got a bigger gun than that. ===Pedestrian (jumping away from car)=== *You tried to kill me! *Hey! *Easy man! I'm over here! *Woah! *Learn how to drive! *Crazy idiot! *Hey, watch it man! *Keep your eyes open! *Crazy fool! *Oh my God! *Oh, help! *Look out! *Trying to kill an old lady! *Are you insane? *That's bullshit yo! *Damn son! *Ah you tried to kill me! *Holy moley! *Psycho! *Infamy! *You almost cracked my pelvis! *Holy crap! *Oh my heart! *Oh my intestine! *Watch it! *I'm just tryin' to work here, honey. *The bitch's tryin to love! *That's fourth this week! *Son of a bitch! *Excuse you! *Careful! *Hey watch it! ===Pedestrian (seeing a corpse)=== *Oh, hell, what a mess! *I'am gonna lose my lunch. *Another one bites the dust. *Oh it's nothin! *Jumping Jehosephat! ===Drivers (when Toni blocks road)=== *Hurry up! I'm late for a swinging party. *I'm tryin' to cruise for pussy here! *Come on, get out of the way. *Come on, move it! *Come on, I'm waiting for my marriage guidance! *Come on, man, let's go! *Move! I'm late for a meeting! *Don't make me lose my shit pal! *Oh lord! *Move it! *Move it Welfare boy! *Move! I'm late for the show. *Move dickhead move! *I got a date with a cheese deluxe! *I have a going massage in 5 minutes! *I'm gonna overheat my engine! *I'm jonesin' for a rock over here. ===Drivers (When Toni jacks car)=== *What?! What?! *My Pornos are in there! *Take it, take the car! *That's my dad's car! *Help! Police! *Get off! *Oh no I'm having a heart attack! Get away! *My corporate car! *This is my car! *Don't grope me I'm a man! ===Drivers (When Toni rams into car)=== *My Car! *Oh lord! *It's a company car!(?) *What, man! *Oh! I had an accident! *My corporate car. *Asshole. *First my friend and now my car? *You moron you hit me. *You moron. *Ah, not again! *You wrecked my ride! ===Toni (as crashing into a random car)=== *Is it gonna be any worse? *Sorry about that. ===Toni (as he jacks cars)=== *Out! Before I shoot you! ===Toni (as he aims people with his gun) === *Feelin' scared, huh? *Don't try to mess with me. *You want some of this? *LCPD Morons! *Now stay away from me. *Look, I'm armed. *You should be running away. *Want a bullet in your face? *Shouldn't play tough pal. ===Toni (when he is arrested) === *Let me go, officer! ===Avenging Angels=== '''As they join Toni on [[Avenging Angels]] missions''' *Kickin ass rocks! *We're the law in this town! *I'm your man! '''pushed''' *I'm the law! *Looking for trouble? *Get a close look. I empower you! *That's assault! ==[[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories]]== ===Police (while chasing player)=== *Ooh, look who's running. *I'm aiming for your nuts. *Let's go sweetheart. *Goddamn you! *I'm the law, boy! *You know you're dead, right? *I'm gonna beat your sweet ass! *I will kill you slow *I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy! *Stop you fuck-O! *You're messing with the law! *You must be a DCT! (?) *I got something for you boy! *You wanna see me boy? *Take my shot punk! *Come on, boy! *Fuck you John! ===Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)=== *Oh look, its me , and my pet gun. *Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick. *D'you like it? Me too. *You're good at pissing me off. *Fight? Why not? *Never, Ever to me! *You'd make a real fight,victim. *You gotta be joking! *Say hello to Mr. Death *Just cleaning up *Just cleaning the shit. *You wanna get killed, amigo? *Fuck You *Yeah, it's death time *I got plenty of this! *You want some of this? *Your biggest mistake, being born! *This may stink a little! *Freeze bitchhead. *Die, street trash! *Meet my gun! *This is like strangling! *This is not a rehearsal! *Hey dead man! *Last chance to draw our breath! *Hey, you're gonna die. *Your life is about to expire. *Oh yeah? OH, YEAH? *Want a little more action, why not? *Truck back it if you like. *Fire in the hole! *This train stops here. *Want a break? Me as well *Have a nice death! *Sure it's a gun! *Yeah! Piece dead! *Let's play... I'll fuck you up! *Go to hell! *Hey, stiff *Bye asshole *You have every right to shit yourself. *Hey, all I want is your very meat! *I'm a professional. *This ain't no movie, and it ain't no kid's toy. *You are now about to die. *You're about to get wasted! *I'll put you all down! *You want this to get ugly? *I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after [[Conduct Unbecoming]].) *Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted) '''These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army''': *You're fuckin' with the military! *Don't mess with the army! *Do you know who you're messing with? *I know! I know! I am a disgrace. *I'm a soldier, friend! *I'm a soldier, don't push me! *Glad you pay taxes? *Don't fuck with me! *This is the army! *You are in America, friend! *Yeah? Yeah? You want this? *Don't make me do this! *Don't be an idiot! *You think you're fucking hard? ===Vic (When crashing into random cars)=== *Oh yeah, very intelligent! *Damn you! *I hope that really hurts! *Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron. *I hope you're unable to reproduce! ===Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)=== *Move your bitch ass *Move your ass *Move bitch move! *You're trapping me in! *You gotta cut that shit out and move! *You little bitch, move! *Don't keep me in your rear! *When will you people learn?! *Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car) *What are you doing? *Not today, not now! *Hey Gringos! I got shit to do today! *Move the vehicle!!! *Man I gotta call my whacking!(?) *This buddy is mine! *I gotta move up ahead! *Who the hell is gonna pay for that? *Stop your fucking! (?) *Punk ass bitch! *I gotta dock this shit move it! ===Pedestrians (When player pushes them)=== *Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! *You're rude *Watch where you're going *Move back soldier! *Hey, watch it! *Well, how dare you asshole! (?) ===Pedestrians (When angry)=== *Come on asshole *You want a piece of me? *You think I am a little sexbutt, huh? *Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!! *I'll beat you insane *I'm a real killing machine! *Don't make me hurt you *Wow looks like this kid's going down. *You're a bitch *Come on then come on! *You're gonna be one of my burlap system! *Bring it on, you loser! *Ok then, let's go, let's go! *I'm on my lunch break. *You want a fist in your face? *Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this) *I was born to fight! (security guards) *Let's go you two digit midget! *You know what, seńor? *I can fight, I'm white trash. *Uh, hello *Alright, my apologies (and runs away) *I'll kill you American! ===Pedestrians (When Vic aims them with gun)=== *Is that real? *OK, I was rude *Cowering like a bitch? Shoot! *I hope you don't kill me! *I ain't scared of that bullet *You'd better shoot fast! *Come on, I'll fix your toilet free! *Friendly fire! Stand down! *Want me to fix that for you? *Look me in the eye before you pull that trigger. *You better shoot fast. *A gun? Very nice. *My bird friends will get you! *Please sir, I am pregnant! *No! I wanna be a mother. ===Pedestrians (When they see people killed by Vic)=== *Man, this town is crazy! *This town is full of bitches *He's gone, ya he's gone *This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches. ===Bikers=== *Come on 50 boy! *I'm gonna shoot you in the ass ===Sharks=== *Sharks, to me! *You wanna swim with the sharks? *You are messing with the sharks. *Sharks bite! *C'mon pip squad! ===Cholos=== *You can't kill me! I'm indestructible! *Show me you're the man. *Disrespectin' my familia? I'll hurt you! ===Mendez Cartel=== *I see your face now, big man! *I'll knock your teeth out. *I'm doing this one for you! ===Paramedics=== *Handicapped parking for you *Sticky turfs! *I think he's drunk *You'd better be American ===Marty J. Williams=== (the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as [[Shakedown]] and [[D.I.V.O.R.C.E.]]) *You, come on! (from [[D.I.V.O.R.C.E.]], after Marty bails out of his truck) *Quit pissing me off! (from [[Shakedown]], when player randomly hits Marty) ===Bryan Forbes=== (only mentioned in Forbes' mission, [[The Bum Deal]]) *All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from [[The Bum Deal]], after Forbes is knocked off his bike) ==[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]== ===Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)=== *Stupid Malaka! *What the fuck are you doing to my car?! *What is this shit, my car! ===Taxi Drivers (when they're after the player)=== *Holokrypa! *I'll beat your ass! *Ah shit! *Dana? *You're gonna die! *You think this is gonna get fucking fancy? *Fuck off! *Miyeto Yelezes! *Miti Moa siverie! *You got a real deal now! *I'm gonna kill you! *Don't make me beat your ass! *Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it! *COME ON! *Ay, freak o! *Ah! So angry! *You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you? *Wipe you're ass! *I dont take your shit anymore! *Don't fake the funk! *Is this all you got? *I'm too fast for you! *Where you want it? Neck? Right... *To Hades with you, Malaka! *May Poseidon swallow you whole! *You think I'm a fucking pansy?! ===Vendors=== *Burgers! 40 percent Meat! *Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"? *BURGERS! Fresh yesterday! *Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked! *Hey! Delicious beef patty! *The best in Liberty City! *Burgers! *Come on! I washed my hands! *Who wants my meat? *Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up! *Will somebody fucking buy something? *You motherfuckers think you're too good for these? *I killed these cows myself! *Only 40% face meat, guaranteed! *Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat! *My dogs is long and hot! *Slurp down my hot nuts! *Only 12 nuts for 7! *Hot nuts, baby! *Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper! *President said something stupid, read all about it! *All of the news, only one day after the internet. *Hot dogs, free mustard! *Some of these are fresh, FRESH! *Who wants my hot chihuahua meat? *Put this dog in your mouth! ===Vendors (when running into them)=== *Watch yourself *That hurt motherfucker! *I'm pumped! *Get the fuck off, bitch! ===Vendors (when angry)=== *You're fast for a nobody eh? *Let's do this bitch! *You want this? *Tell me when you're ready! *Ever seen moves like this? ===Vendors (when mean)=== *Vètecho porro! *Bottilala pingla! ===Taxi Drivers (when the player wastes their time)=== *Get a move on! *Move it *Are you in? Move that piece of shit! *Where are you waiting for?... Christmas? ===Taxi Driver (when running from officers)=== *You'll never take me, officer! *Fuck the hell off. ==='''Holland Pedestrian'''=== *Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'? *Yo man! I take damn people over streets son! *What the fuck you want? *Pull back you wierdo! *Get outta ma face son! *Motherfucka! *You better pull back before I fuck some butts! *Fuck outta here man! *YO, fuck! *Pull back watch ya yo! *Dats Russian ass daddy! *Yo what you do here? ===Holland pedestrians (when attacking the player)=== *I'm gonna piss in ya mouth! *Motherfucking damn son! *You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me! *I'll drop you son! South Bohan style! ===Preacher=== *Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it! *Are we truly living in a world of pain? *Your all going to hell! *You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire! ===British pedestrians=== *Watch it you berk! *I'm gonna beat you arsehole! *Are you takin' the piss? ===Bikers=== *Come on! Fight me! *Pardon me fuckface! *Fight me, my dick is getting hard! ===Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)=== *Move or I'll fucking break something! *I'll rip your heart out! *There's always so much traffic in this fucking city! ===Pedestrians (when witnessing an explosion)=== *They are not going to believe'' this'' shit! *Oh, Jesus! *Yo, that's freakin' insane, man! *Finally, some action in this town! *Not good, not good, not good! *Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie! *I wish I felt sorry, but I don't. *Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead... *Aw, this is gonna be gross! *I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right? *No freakin' way! *Oh, that's gotta hurt! *Wow! *I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man... *Christ! What the hell? *Are we gonna die? *Crap! What was that? *Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up! *That's the crack, my dude. *Did anybody see that? *Shit a brick! What was that? *Call the media! *I'm never getting stoned again! ===Drivers (when in a collision) === *Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck! *Give me my money now! *You better have insurance! *What is this shit?! My car! *NO!! This is my mother's car! *Oh, no! This my first figgin' car! *How the hell did you hit my car?! *My car! *You stupid freak! *What's happening? Like...what's happening? *What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something? ===Hobos=== *Wanker! *Idiot! *Ass-pendeck. *Pinhead Dipshit! *Stop touching me! *This is terrorism at all! *Too many gorillas! *I don't have any bananas! *The cause is gonna strip you naked! *More drama for yo' mama! *Ghhmmp! That hurt. *That slut ruined my life. *I'll sue your ass! *Watch it! *We're being invaded! *What the fuck is going on? *The aliens are getting bold with their attacks! *Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on! *Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy! *Can't you see I'm urinating here? *Oh no! They done killed another true seeker! *Robot man juice! *Call air support! *You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be! *Ya'll aliens only want my sperm! *Cheesy vaginas! *I just need one more fix. ==='''Hobo (attacking the player)'''=== *You'll be nice and cool, soon! *Hoho! Asswiping time! *I'm in a fuckin' zone! *Yeah! Come on shitpunky! *I'm gonna hang you up! *Well! Fuck all squared! *Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh? *Yeah! I'm a pissnick! *I'll eat you alive toadrag! *You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien! *That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave! *It's time I stood up to you reptillians! *You're gonna be laying my eggs! === Police Chasing/Attacking the player=== *This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear? *I need permission to blow his head off! *Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD! *I have confirmation on chicken shit. *Hello, uh... LPCD! Right? *Freeze! This is the LCPD! *LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head! *Do you think you can run from a chopper? *One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings. *Guess who's gonna get shot in the face? *Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now! *Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you? *That's right, son! You gettin' dropped! *Police car mic: Don't make me come after you! *I will pursue on foot! *Pursuing on foot! *I have a visual on the asshole. *Everyone hit the deck! *Everybody eat dirt! *I'm gonna shoot! *I'll shoot your tits off! *You're dead, buck-o! *Lay down, cabron! *You're mine, asswipe! *You're surrounded! Right here, right now! *You're dead, and you don't even know it yet. *I'm still gonna get ya! *You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you? *You sorry son of a bitch! *I smell the stink of guilt. *Would you come the hell back!? *Hey where are you going?!.....hello?! *This ends now! *Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up. *Charge! *I'll shit in your mouth *LCPD people, get off the street! *Get of the street everyone! *Get out of the car now! *You can run, but you can't hide! *I've got a head-shot! *¡Oye puta, te veo! *Human waste, dead ahead! *This is the LCPD, dont move! *Where you think ya gonna go, huh? *Shit, why do they have to run? *What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time? *Get down numb-nuts! *I could get that shit stain myself *I got ya now dickweed! *Cover my ass! *You're dead, fucko! *Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted) *Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted) *Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted) *Everyone eat dirt! *Cover my ass! ===Police (when arresting the player or NPC)=== *You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony! *What are these, stolen credit cards huh? *That's another to add to the list of your crimes! ===Burger Shot male clerk=== *Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...! *You got some iron stomach, dawg! *Enjoy, motherfucker..! ===Cluckin' Bell male clerk=== *Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken? ===Perseus guard=== *I know you just were a problem. *Aha! Just like jail! *Goddamn bang! *Im gonna lay you out! *Fuck outta here. *Oh shit! *You're gonna pay! *I'll bust your fucking head! *You're gonna get fucked up! *Yo man, what the fuck you want? *Get back, son! *Yo, put that shit away, yo! *Use it, or drop that shit! ==[[The Ballad of Gay Tony]]== [[Category: Dialogues]] [[Category:Expand]]
For much of its appearances, the Caddy's compact, open air design has remained unchanged, with the exception of several minor cosmetic modifications, such as a higher frontage in GTA Vice City Stories, and roof framing in The Ballad of Gay Tony.
The Caddy is naturally found at the golfing areas in both Vice City and the State of San Andreas. The Caddy is powered by an electric engine and, as a result, typically emits a quieter humming engine noise. Between GTA Vice City and GTA Vice City Stories, entering a Caddy automatically equips the player with a Golf Club as a melee weapon, providing the melee space is not already occupied. The Caddy is the official gang car of the Leaf Link Golfers, although they are usually only ever seen driving it inside or around the Golf Course. Stealing it from golfers will result in being dragged out of the cart and beaten with golf clubs. Since it has no doors, the player is particularly vulnerable when having a wanted level, as the player will be instantaneously pulled out by a police officer and arrested if the Caddy is traveling in low speeds.
The Caddy in The Ballad of Gay Tony is indicated to be manufactured by ProLaps, and is reworked to sport more detailing. Unlike earlier renditions, the only body color available on a Caddy is glossy white. In addition to the regular Caddy, a grilled variant that protects the driver cab from oncoming golf balls exists in the game; an unnamed union official is strapped to the vehicle during "Practice Swing" and is forced to leak information to Rocco Pelosi while tied to the vehicle. This Caddy can be obtained with a trick.
The Caddy is very light but slow, and has a higher center of gravity, causing them to take damage quickly, bounce around more violently and roll easily; as such, caution must be exercised when driving along a roadway where vehicles travel in high speeds. While the Caddy's bottom-heavy weight distribution means that it is less likely to rest upside down after a roll, the Caddy may end up resting on its back, immobilizing it.
In The Ballad of Gay Tony, the one-gear Caddy is more resilience to frontal damage (as its engine is now position in the rear) and possesses more heightened suspensions and good hill climbing power, effectively handling like a slow Quad.
- The Caddy plays the following radio stations by default when entered:
- K-Rose in GTA San Andreas.
- If a Caddy is sufficiently damaged, yellow sparks may begin to be emitted by the vehicle's rear engine, another implication it is an electric vehicle.
- The Cage Caddy in TBoGT dosen't feature any doors, Luis will simple step through the fence.
- GTA Vice City
- Driven around the Leaf Links golf course by golfers.
- Parked in bushes in Ocean Beach near the lighthouse.
- GTA San Andreas
- Often found in the car park of the Avispa Country Club in San Fierro.
- Driving around the golf course at the Avispa Country Club in San Fierro.
- At the movie studio in Vinewood, Los Santos.
- Driving around at the Yellow Bell Golf Course.
- GTA Vice City Stories
- Inside the Leaf Links golf course by the tennis court. In the PlayStation 2 version of the game, the Caddy may be used to trigger the Caddy Daddy side-mission.
- At the InterGlobal movie studio in Prawn Island.
- The Ballad Of Gay Tony
- Near the mini golf couse on Firefly Island in multiplayer.
- Found at the golf Couse in western Algonquin in multiplayer.
- During "Practice Swing", which is the only way to get one in single player.