Dead Meat

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Dead Meat is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories given to protagonist Toni Cipriani by his mother from her restaurant in Saint Marks, Portland Island, Liberty City. The mission becomes available after completing the mission Grease Sucho.


Toni goes to his mothers restaurant to see her, but is again verbally attacked. Momma Cipriani complains that Giovanni Casa has stopped paying his protection money since Toni took a picture of him in his diaper (during the mission Snappy Dresser). Although not pleased with Casa, she admires his guts for standing up to a Cipriani and tells Toni that she wished he had Casa's guts.

Toni decides to get Casa's guts literally, and drives over to his delicatessen in Chinatown. Toni picks up Casa from his delicatessen and takes him to the Liberty City Sawmills, where he intends on killing Casa. Casa remains unaware that Toni is about to kill him, until Toni starts the electric meat grinder.

Casa attempts to escape, but continues to run around in circles within the Sawmills until Toni catches up with him and kills him. Toni puts Casa's body through the meat grinder and then takes the remaining flesh to Casa's own deli. The clerk decides to take the meat and sell it through the deli, with the Clerk unaware that the meat is actually his boss Giovanni Casa.


Toni Cipriani: Ma!... Ma!... are you there?

Momma Cipriani: I ain't talking to you no more, Toni! You shame your Sicilian roots! After you took that photo of Casa, he stopped paying his protection money. And what are you doing about it? NOTHING! Your father would have turned him into meatballs by now! Casa might be a bit funny, but it takes guts to snub a Cipriani! I only wish you had his guts!

Toni Cipriani: You wish I had Casa's guts? Okay, Ma! You asked for 'em!

(Toni drives to over to Casa's deli in Chinatown, meeting Casa).

Giovanni Casa: Hi, Toni... how you doing? What's up?

Toni Cipriani: You and me are gonna talk, Casa... Just somewhere more private.

(Toni drives to the Sawmills, with Casa talking during the meantime).

Giovanni Casa: So... er... where are we going? We're still cool ain't we, Toni? ...I'll get you the money I owe... honest! I just need some time! Does your Ma still like a spicy sausage? I can get her some, no problem!

(Toni arrives at the Sawmills, and takes Casa inside for a 'chat').

Giovanni Casa: So... erm... what do you wanna talk about, Toni? Is it the protection money? It is isn't it? ...Toni? We can talk about this. Right Toni? Yeah! Yeah! Talking is good. People just don't talk enough these days, Toni.

Toni Cipriani: Stand there and shut your yap, Casa.

Giovanni Casa: Okay Toni! But I... I don't feel comfortable. Hey! East with that Toni! It's the switch for the...

(Toni starts the meat grinder as Casa runs off, looking for an escape route).

Giovanni Casa: Someone help me! Call the cops! Help!

(Toni catches Casa and kills him, putting his corpse through the meat grinder before taking the meat to Casa's deli).

Clerk: Special sausage meat delivery? No one told me about this! Woah! Which zoo did we knock-off this time? There's loads of meat back here! ...Mmmm! Tasty! Okay, I'll take them. It's a good thing Casa ain't here. If he finds out about this, he'll go crazy!


Toni receives $500 for completing the mission and the No Son of Mine mission for Ma Cipriani is unlocked.

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