Ernesto Asaltacunas

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Character
Ernesto Asaltacunas
Appearances GTA IV
Full Name Ernesto Asaltacunas
Status

Alive

Gender Gender::Male
Place of Birth Santa Clara, Cuba
Nationality Cuban
Home Santa Clara, Cuba
Liberty City
Main Affiliations Liberty City Swingers
Businesses Baseball player

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[[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] |nationality = Cuba |family = |affiliations = [[Liberty City Swingers]] |vehicles = |businesses = Baseball player |voice = }} '''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' (born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]]) is a character in the [[HD Universe]] mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. He is a baseball player for the [[Liberty City Swingers]]. ==Character history== Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]], moved to [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] at some point prior to [[2008]] when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty City Swingers]] baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In [[2005]] he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers. ==LCPD Database information== '''Surname''': Asaltacunas '''First Name''': Ernesto '''Age''': 27 '''Place of Birth''': Santa Clara, Cuba '''Affiliations''': N/A '''Criminal Record''': *2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor *2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids '''Notes''': *Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers. *History of dating very young girls. *Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. *Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped. *Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers. ==Trivia== *Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [[:wp:Jose Canseco|Jose]] and [[:wp:Ozzie Canseco|Ozzie Canseco]], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in [[2005]] after he accused [[:wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography. *Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia. {{Navboxes |title= Navigation |list1={{characters|state=collapsed}} {{Gtaiv characters|state=collapsed}} }} [[Category:Characters|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]] [[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]] [[Category:Characters in HD Universe|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]] [[Category:Unseen Characters|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]]

Ernesto Asaltacunas (born in Santa Clara, Cuba) is a character in the HD Universe mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a baseball player for the Liberty City Swingers.

Character history

Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, moved to Liberty City at some point prior to 2008 when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the Liberty City Swingers baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In 2005 he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Asaltacunas

First Name: Ernesto

Age: 27

Place of Birth: Santa Clara, Cuba

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids

Notes:

  • Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
  • History of dating very young girls.
  • Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
  • Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
  • Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Trivia

  • Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
  • Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia.