Jill Von Crastenburg

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Character
Jill Von Crastenburg
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Appearances [[Appearance::Grand Theft Auto IV]]
Full Name Jill Von Crastenburg
Gender Gender::Female
Date of Birth 1995
Place of Birth Liberty City
Age Now 22
Nationality American
Home Alderney
Family Mr. Von Crastenburg (father)
Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother)
Vehicles Turismo

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Mrs. Von Crastenburg (mother) |affiliations = |vehicles = [[Turismo]] |businesses = |voice = }} '''Jill Von Crastenburg''' is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in [[Alderney]] with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player [[Ernesto Asaltacunas]]. She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in [[electrictit.com|www.electrictit.com]] but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it. ==Trivia== *She is the only minor listed in the [[LCPD Database]]. *Despite the young age, it would appear that Jill Von Crastenburg is a parody of Paris Hilton. Not only are the two heiresses, but they both have had sex tapes (both even being filmed in nightvision). {{GTA IV Characters}} [[Category:Characters|Von Crastenburg, Jill]] [[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Von Crastenburg, Jill]]

Jill Von Crastenburg is a character in the GTA IV era, appearing in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Jill Von Crastenburg is a celebrity living in Alderney with her parents. Jill has dated many men, even though she is very young (aged 13 in fact), and is extremely spoiled. She had a three-week relationship with 14-years-older Cuban baseball player Ernesto Asaltacunas. She also has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. She has been arrested for public lewdness and has been featured on a sex tape that quickly circulated around the internet. It first surfaced in www.electrictit.com but was removed from the site. She was once forced to re-enact a tantrum for the paparazzi who were late and wanted to cover it.

Trivia

  • She is the only minor listed in the LCPD Database.
  • Despite the young age, it would appear that Jill Von Crastenburg is a parody of Paris Hilton. Not only are the two heiresses, but they both have had sex tapes (both even being filmed in nightvision).