Pedestrian Dialogue in GTA San Andreas

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Ammunation Clerk

Big Smoke

  • Damn, fool!
  • Ah, look out.
  • Watch where you're goin', moron!
  • Excuse me.

Carl Johnson

Being Arrested

  • Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman!
  • Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts?
  • You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies!
  • Fuck you, one time!
  • Fuck you po-po!
  • Just shut up!
  • Well done, cop. Well done.
  • Ahhh, screw you, cop!

Threatening someone with a gun

  • (when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun.
  • Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun!
  • Welcome to San Andreas, fool!

Running away from the police

  • I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER!
  • I think you should stop with that shit!

Car Jacking

  • Welcome to San Andreas, fool.
  • Remember, heroes get killed.
  • Shit fool, you just got jacked!
  • Give me this fucking car.
  • Grove Street needs your car.
  • Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide?
  • I'm having that!
  • This is a robbery, don't make it a murder!
  • Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"?
  • I need that shit you driving!
  • What's you expect? It's America.
  • You gonna have to walk now, sucker!
  • I'm having this!
  • Gimme that fucking vehicle!
  • I'm a loser, so hate me.
  • Get out the ride!
  • Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked!
  • Get out the car!
  • Get outta here punk!
  • Roll up outta here. NOW!
  • Thats MINE!
  • Be cool, its just a jacking.
  • Gimme your whip fool!
  • Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh?
  • Don't blame me; blame society.
  • Now you can buy another one!
  • Fat man needs your car (when he's fat)
  • I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat)
Stealing A Bike
  • Gimme that fucking bike!
  • Damn, you fell off?
  • Gravity's a bitch isn't it?
  • You ain't gonna cry now are you?
  • Off the bike!
  • I'm having that bike!
  • Get off that bike!
  • Now don't make this get really ugly.
  • You just got jacked!
  • OFF!
  • Don't mind me!
  • Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike.
  • You want a beating as well?
  • Gimme that bike!
  • Don't make this worse for yoursef!
  • I want your bike!
  • I need your bike!
  • I'm gonna have to borrow this bike!
  • I'm having this bike!
  • GET yo' ass off.

Crashing Into Another Vehicle

  • Did you buy your license?
  • Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?
  • My car!
  • What kind of license you got? Fishing license?
  • Whats your poison:grin or gin?
  • Ah, for fuck's sake!
  • My car!! My fucking car!!
  • Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that!
  • Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool!
  • Fuck, you hit me!
  • Damn! My Whip!
  • Did you steal your license?!
  • You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back!
  • Idiot!
  • What in fuck's name are you doing?!
  • My ride! Fool!
  • Ahhh, screw you!
  • Look where you going!
  • What you been drinking?!
  • How you allowed to drive if you blind?!
  • Oh, you asshole! My shit!
  • Can anyone in this state drive?
  • You've been drinking brake fluid!
  • Who let you out of the mental home?
  • Ahhh G!
  • You a comedian asshole?!
  • Now that ain't exactly funny!
  • You have to apologise before I get out and hit you!
  • You think that's funny?

Falling From A Building

  • Oh, shit!
  • Damn!
  • What the fuck!
  • Bullshit!
  • I don't need this shit!
  • Oh, motherfucker!
  • I hate gravity!
  • Shit, damn!
  • Aaaah!
  • Oh, fuck, shit!
  • Noooo!
  • Oh, hell no!
  • Oh Jesus! Ahh!
  • Oh, no!
  • Aaaah, no!

Fighting

  • Make it easy on yourself and run away!
  • Come on! Fight then!
  • Come on! Punch!
  • This gonna be easy bitch!
  • Oh you real hard huh?
  • I warn you, I don't give a fuck!
  • You got scraps huh?
  • You got scraps huh bitch?
  • You think you tough?
  • Do you know who your fucking with?
  • Head up, you and me!
  • Your fucking with Carl Johnson!
  • You know who you up against?
  • You know who you messing with?
  • It's your funeral asshole!
  • You should back down and run away!
  • You little punk!
  • Run away fool!
  • You gonna back down soon?
  • Run away bitch!
  • Come on! Show me what you got!
  • Toe to Toe fool!
  • Come on asshole, then fight!
  • You just a bitch!
  • You dead motherfucker!
  • (when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch!
  • (when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool!
  • (when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker!
  • (when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow!
  • (when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk!
  • (when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob?
  • (when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh!
  • (when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole!
  • (when he's fat) I got weight on my side.
  • (when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk!
  • (when he's robust) I'm gangsta.
  • (when he's robust) I'm showstopper!
  • (when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'.
  • (when he's robust) I'm big and fast.
  • (when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico.
  • (when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh!
  • (when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool!
  • (when he's robust) I got muscle on my side.
  • (when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool!
  • I'm rich and fucking crazy (when he's rich)
  • Come on, fool, run away.
  • Nobody punches CJ!

Killing Pedestrians

  • Welcome to America!
  • Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac!
  • Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face!
  • I'm a punk? Am I?
  • Welcome to San Andreas!
  • I don't give a fuck!
  • I'm a lunatic, fool!
  • I'm a well dressed maniac, fool!
  • Bitches!
  • Welcome to Ganton, fool!
  • Bang, bang, bang!
  • Asshole!

Picking Up Money

  • Guess you won't be needing this now
  • (when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full.
  • (when he's fat) Lunch money.
  • (when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner.
  • Gimme that Grip!
  • Aww you so kind.
  • Ah, look at all this paper!
  • Thanks, bitch!
  • Next time you should put it in the bank!
  • I need this more than you, I think.
  • Is that all you got? Cheap fool!
  • Give me them dollars!
  • Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal.
  • I'll take that paper.
  • That's going in my retirement fund!
  • Is this for me?
  • Gimme those chips!
  • Yeah, them my ducats now.
  • I like to share too, thank you.
  • Hey, pay a nigga!
  • Send 'em ducats over here!
  • With a mean bastard like you around here, crime really don't pay.

When the police are crashing into him

  • I'm not laughing, cop asshole!
  • You're fucking me off!

Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel

  • These clothes? Yeah, they're tight.

Accepting a prostitute visit

  • Moms, I'm so sorry about this.
  • You don't have no VD do you bitch?

Recruiting Gang Members

  • They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong.
  • I'm gonna put in some work, you down?
  • C'mon dude, roll wit' me.
  • C'mon man, we're families.
  • C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg.
  • Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster.

Singing

  • Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane!
  • Girl you dropped a bomb on me!
  • Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street!
  • Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch!
  • Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it...
  • Rollercoaster...!
  • Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay....

Well Stacked Company Clerk

Cluckin' Bell Clerk

Burger Shot Clerk

Female Clothing Shop Clerk

Male Clothing Shop Clerk

Los Santos Boxing Trainer

  • Yo, you wanna see some new moves?
  • Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first!
  • Fine man, but the streets are mean dude!
  • Alright, but I'll know you'll be back!
  • Wanna go on a round with me?
  • You charge at him and batter your opponent!
  • (to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing!
  • Don't give the opponent the time to recover.

San Fierro Kung Fu Master

  • So, you wish to become a warrior!
  • You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength!
  • Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn!
  • The warrior's path shall bring you back!
  • Would you like to spar with your master?

Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher

  • You want to see some new moves?
  • Come back if you change your mind, man!
  • Alright man, pay attention!
  • Want to have another round with me?

Indian pedestrian

  • (farts) My ass is stinking!
  • Shit cock bastard head!
  • Smell my fingers!
  • I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu!
  • You fucking shitface!
  • Aeyyy!
  • I kill you!
  • Dumb bastard!
  • You shit!

Croupier

  • Place your bets!
  • Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
  • An offer of credit has been made, Sir.
  • The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir.
  • The house regonizes _ credit rating.
  • Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds.
  • No more bets, please!
  • No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please.
  • No more bets, people.
  • You win!
  • You win, Sir, well done.
  • Congratulations, Sir.
  • Thank you, Sir, have a nice day.
  • Thank you for playing, Sir.
  • Jackpot!
  • Another win for Sir!
  • Blackjack!
  • Blackjack! House Exclusive!

Police

Police Boat

Countryside Police

Police Helicopter

Motorcycle Police

Los Santos Police

{{arrange}}{{expand}} {{toc}}===Ammunation Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | *Everything a patriot could want! *If you want to ice your wife or stop a truck, I got what you need. *They, uh, all lost their serial numbers. *I don't do big military orders. *You hard yet? *If the cops ask, you didn't get a deal, ok? *I didn't sell you this, right? *Have fun! *Hope you kick some ass! *The choice of a proffessional. *Works well in a crowded area. *The revolution is coming! *There are cultists everywhere, friend. *The wars are coming, you hear? }} ===Big Smoke=== *Damn, fool! *Ah, look out. *Watch where you're goin', moron! *Excuse me. ===Carl Johnson=== ====Being Arrested==== *Come on, do I look like gangster? I’m a businessman! *Whats wrong? You ran out of donuts? *You can talk about this in the shower with your buddies! *Fuck you, one time! *Fuck you po-po! *Just shut up! *Well done, cop. Well done. *Ahhh, screw you, cop! ====Threatening someone with a gun==== *(when he's fat) Fat man's got a gun. *Ain't that a surprise, I've got a gun! *Welcome to San Andreas, fool! ====Running away from the police==== *I AIN'T NO BITCH OFFICER! *I think you should stop with that shit! ====Car Jacking==== *Welcome to San Andreas, fool. *Remember, heroes get killed. *Shit fool, you just got jacked! *Give me this fucking car. *Grove Street needs your car. *Would you like to be a victim of a car jacking? Or a homicide? *I'm having that! *This is a robbery, don't make it a murder! *Isn't this what they mean by "carpool"? *I need that shit you driving! *What's you expect? It's America. *You gonna have to walk now, sucker! *I'm having this! *Gimme that fucking vehicle! *I'm a loser, so hate me. *Get out the ride! *Don't take this personal, but you getting jacked! *Get out the car! *Get outta here punk! *Roll up outta here. NOW! *Thats MINE! *Be cool, its just a jacking. *Gimme your whip fool! *Get carjacked, or get a beatin'. Easy choice, huh? *Don't blame me; blame society. *Now you can buy another one! *Fat man needs your car (when he's fat) *I'm too fat to be walking anymore bitch! (when he's fat) =====Stealing A Bike===== *Gimme that fucking bike! *Damn, you fell off? *Gravity's a bitch isn't it? *You ain't gonna cry now are you? *Off the bike! *I'm having that bike! *Get off that bike! *Now don't make this get really ugly. *You just got jacked! *OFF! *Don't mind me! *Keep quiet and you won't get beat up over no bike. *You want a beating as well? *Gimme that bike! *Don't make this worse for yoursef! *I want your bike! *I need your bike! *I'm gonna have to borrow this bike! *I'm having this bike! *GET yo' ass off. ====Crashing Into Another Vehicle==== *Did you buy your license? *Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh? *My car! *What kind of license you got? Fishing license? *Whats your poison:grin or gin? *Ah, for fuck's sake! *My car!! My fucking car!! *Having a bad week, huh? I'll make it worse, for that! *Your mom must be proud of your driving, fool! *Fuck, you hit me! *Damn! My Whip! *Did you steal your license?! *You hit me! I'm gonna hit you back! *Idiot! *What in fuck's name are you doing?! *My ride! Fool! *Ahhh, screw you! *Look where you going! *What you been drinking?! *How you allowed to drive if you blind?! *Oh, you asshole! My shit! *Can anyone in this state drive? *You've been drinking brake fluid! *Who let you out of the mental home? *Ahhh G! *You a comedian asshole?! *Now that ain't exactly funny! *You have to apologise before I get out and hit you! *You think that's funny? ====Falling From A Building==== *Oh, shit! *Damn! *What the fuck! *Bullshit! *I don't need this shit! *Oh, motherfucker! *I hate gravity! *Shit, damn! *Aaaah! *Oh, fuck, shit! *Noooo! *Oh, hell no! *Oh Jesus! Ahh! *Oh, no! *Aaaah, no! ====Fighting==== *Make it easy on yourself and run away! *Come on! Fight then! *Come on! Punch! *This gonna be easy bitch! *Oh you real hard huh? *I warn you, I don't give a fuck! *You got scraps huh? *You got scraps huh bitch? *You think you tough? *Do you know who your fucking with? *Head up, you and me! *Your fucking with Carl Johnson! *You know who you up against? *You know who you messing with? *It's your funeral asshole! *You should back down and run away! *You little punk! *Run away fool! *You gonna back down soon? *Run away bitch! *Come on! Show me what you got! *Toe to Toe fool! *Come on asshole, then fight! *You just a bitch! *You dead motherfucker! *(when he's fat) I ain't a fat bitch, bitch! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna eat you fool! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna flatten you, fucker! *(when he's fat) I'm big but I ain't slow! *(when he's fat) I'm gonna put you to sleep punk! *(when he's fat) Who you callin' a fat slob? *(when he's fat) You got a problem with the big man huh! *(when he's fat) I ain't just a fat slob, asshole! *(when he's fat) I got weight on my side. *(when he's fat) I'm too fat to walk anymore punk! *(when he's robust) I'm gangsta. *(when he's robust) I'm showstopper! *(when he's robust) I ain't called Mr. Muscle for nothin'. *(when he's robust) I'm big and fast. *(when he's robust) Who you callin' a bendico. *(when he's robust) You got a problem with Mr. Muscle Man, huh! *(when he's robust) I ain't takin' this shit fool! *(when he's robust) I got muscle on my side. *(when he's robust) Yo ass is a waste of time, fool! *I'm rich and fucking crazy (when he's rich) *Come on, fool, run away. *Nobody punches CJ! ====Killing Pedestrians==== *Welcome to America! *Call the army, I'm a fucking maniac! *Yeah, I'll shoot you in your face! *I'm a punk? Am I? *Welcome to San Andreas! *I don't give a fuck! *I'm a lunatic, fool! *I'm a well dressed maniac, fool! *Bitches! *Welcome to Ganton, fool! *Bang, bang, bang! *Asshole! ====Picking Up Money==== *Guess you won't be needing this now *(when he's fat) This should help keep my belly full. *(when he's fat) Lunch money. *(when he's fat) I should use this for a good dinner. *Gimme that Grip! *Aww you so kind. *Ah, look at all this paper! *Thanks, bitch! *Next time you should put it in the bank! *I need this more than you, I think. *Is that all you got? Cheap fool! *Give me them dollars! *Come on, pay me! I'm a real criminal. *I'll take that paper. *That's going in my retirement fund! *Is this for me? *Gimme those chips! *Yeah, them ''my'' ducats ''now''. *I like to share too, thank you. *Hey, pay a nigga! *Send 'em ducats over here! *With a mean bastard like you''' '''around here, crime really don't pay. ====When the police are crashing into him==== *I'm not laughing, cop asshole! *You're fucking me off! ====Complimenting a NPC after they praised his apparel==== *These clothes? Yeah, they're tight. ====Accepting a prostitute visit==== *Moms, I'm so sorry about this. *You don't have no VD do you bitch? ====Recruiting Gang Members==== *They told me you was a buster, prove me wrong. *I'm gonna put in some work, you down? *C'mon dude, roll wit' me. *C'mon man, we're families. *C'mon, Grove Street 4 Life dawg. *Dude you ain't no Balla or no buster. ====Singing==== *Warm it up Kane! Warm it up CJ! Warm it up Kane! *Girl you dropped a bomb on me! *Express yourself! Because i'm from Grove Street! *Never gonna get it, Never gonna get it, beyatch! *Young hearts be free tonigh....! Aww what was it... *Rollercoaster...! *Ain't nuttin but a G thang, bab-ay.... ===Well Stacked Company Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript| odyM3THMXvk | *What do you want? *Chewy crust or sweaty crust, your choice sir! *Oh? Uh, what would you like? *What would ''sir ''''like''?''' *Everything's well stacked, sir. *Have a combination of cheese and fat, sir. *Here you go, enjoy! *We're out of napkins. *We stack 'em high, sir! *Here! Next! *Nice n' cheesy does it! *Enjoy your meal! Sir! *Have a well stacked day! *Careful:it's hot! *Kifflom gets a discount here. *That's a nice slice of Epsilon for you! *Fuck off, we ain't serving you! }} ===Cluckin' Bell Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | *Yummy doodle-doo, how may I serve you? *Cluckity fuck, please place an order. *It's all processed chicken ass. *How may I further degrade myself sir? *Well, aloh-a-doodle-doo. *Don't choke on the bone fragments. *Hope you choke a doodle-doo! *You might be lucky to find a feather. *If you come back; you're a moron. *Get out of here, you're embarassing yourself!! }} ===Burger Shot Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript | odyM3THMXvk | *What may sir desire? *I am very proud to welcome you to Burger Shot! *What would you like sir? ====Serving CJ some food==== *Please enjoy your meal. *Slurp! My burger sir! *I've enjoyed serving you sir! *Munch all the way to bits sir! *Have a wonderful day! *I hope you're being self-conspicuous of yourself sir! *Please leave, sir! }} ===Female Clothing Shop Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| *Welcome! *Try our clothes in the changing room! *It's exhillerating to have you here, sir. *Have a nice day sir! *Good choice sir! }} ===Male Clothing Shop Clerk=== {{AudioTranscript|odyM3THMXvk| *Well hello gorgeous! *Have a nice day honeybum! *It looks great on you. *We also have a wide selection of thongs. }} ===Los Santos Boxing Trainer=== *Yo, you wanna see some new moves? *Man you're an embarassment! Get yourself some muscles first! *Fine man, but the streets are mean dude! *Alright, but I'll know you'll be back! *Wanna go on a round with me? *You charge at him and batter your opponent! *(to the boxers) That's right, keep breathing! *Don't give the opponent the time to recover. ===San Fierro Kung Fu Master=== *So, you wish to become a warrior! *You are weak like flat weed! Get yourself some strength! *Observe with the eyes young student and you will learn! *The warrior's path shall bring you back! *Would you like to spar with your master? ===Las Venturas Streetfighting Teacher=== *You want to see some new moves? *Come back if you change your mind, man! *Alright man, pay attention! *Want to have another round with me? ===Indian pedestrian=== *(farts) My ass is stinking! *Shit cock bastard head! *Smell my fingers! *I studied Martial Arts in Kathmandu! *You fucking shitface! *Aeyyy! *I kill you! *Dumb bastard! *You shit! ===Croupier=== *Place your bets! *Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen! *An offer of credit has been made, Sir. *The house is prepared to offer you credit, Sir. *The house regonizes _ credit rating. *Sorry, Sir, you don't have enough funds. *No more bets, please! *No more bets, ladies and gentlemen, please. *No more bets, people. *You win! *You win, Sir, well done. *Congratulations, Sir. *Thank you, Sir, have a nice day. *Thank you for playing, Sir. *Jackpot! *Another win for Sir! *Blackjack! *Blackjack! House Exclusive! ===Police=== ====Police Boat==== {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw | *Suspect is overboard. *Where you gonna swim to? *Get out of the water, you can’t escape! *He tries to swim away! *There he is, in the water! *We’ve got a man overboard, a man overboard! *Oh, you think you’re a fish, huh? *Get out of the fucking water, right now! *There he is! *Get out of the fucking water! *Hey, get outta there! *We’ve got a suspect in the water. Repeat: A man in the water! }} ====Countryside Police==== {{AudioTranscript | yVNg5ipgUmg | *Police, move! *Excuse me, please! *Out of the way! *Don’t you push me there! *Police, out of the Way! *Get back here! *Come back here, you’re under arrest! *Stop running away, boy! *I will kill you, boy! *My daddy told me about guys like you! *You’re getting yourself in a whole heap of shit! *You think I didn’t kill bigger bands than you, pal? *I’m a racist, boy! *You don’t hit cops in my town! *I’m gonna mess you up, boy! *Out of your little mind, boy! *I can hardly wait to put you in! *You await your death, boy! *I see you, boy! *You think you’re tough now, boy? *You disgust me! *I’m on to kill you! *Hey, dump bastard, look at me! *You should play nice, boy! *I’m gonna put my pistol in your mouth! *Yeah, boy, happy now? }} ====Police Helicopter==== {{AudioTranscript | dFl5po-3SFw | *We've got a clear vision on our suspect and we’re about to open fire. *'''Co-Pilot:''' I see her, SHE'S beautiful! *'''Pilot:''' HE'S over there!! He's A GUY!! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, when I kill him, do I get a medal? *'''Pilot:''' You get two! *This is aerial support - the suspect is about to get terminated. *You’re going down, hard man, right now! *Give up, the game’s up. *You think you’re hard, huh, asshole! *We’re the police, you moron, we’ve got helicopters! *This is aerial support - we’ve got a clear vision on our Suspect. *Put your hands up, it’s over! *'''Pilot:''' There is he, shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Why I always have to do the fucking Killing?! *'''Pilot:''' Because ''I'm'' a pacifist! Kill him! *Suspect is trying to escape - we have to soon stop that. *We had a headshot on you, tough guy. Stop! *This is aerial support - we’re about to neutralize all visible threats. *'''Co-Pilot:''' Hey, I can see my house from here- *'''Pilot:''' Hey, will you shut the hell up! *You, stop! *You’re in trouble now, bad boy. *This is chopper support - suspect is in sight. *This is heli support - I’m gonna put the suspect down! *This party is gonna be shot down! *You’re mine, tough guy! *You! Stop, or we will kill you! *We are the good guys, you little chump! *'''Pilot:''' Kill that asshole! *'''Co-Pilot:''' I’m trying, I’m trying! *'''Co-Pilot:''' You, stop! *'''Pilot:''' Just kill him, you pussy! *Suspect is escaping, repeat: Escaping! *You can’t escaping, asshole! *'''Pilot''': Stop! Police! *'''Co-Pilot''': I think he knows that by now! *You! Stop running! Now! *It’s time to shut you up, asshole! *'''Pilot:''' Playtime is over, kid! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so dominating! *'''Pilot:''' Hey, do you see anything? *'''Co-Pilot:''' Higher! Shoot him! *'''Co-Pilot:''' Where is he? *'''Pilot:''' Over there, you dick, kill him! *You’re going to respect the law, pal! *Hey, stop, or we will kill you! *We’ve got a clear sighting on our suspect! *'''Pilot:''' (says something not to make out) *'''Co-Pilot:''' Oh, you’re so really butch! *'''Pilot: '''Man, stop photographing those women and shoot the bastard!. *'''Co-Pilot: '''Hey, shut up! }} ====Motorcycle Police==== {{AudioTranscript | HTte9VTG65Y | *Don’t make this a 99A! *I'm going to call the police! I believe in sharing. *You have a last request? *You are going down! *I’m ready when you are, pussy! *I’m gonna get that bastard! *Bring it on! *You wanna fight a cop? *Officer, requesting backup! *Easy there! *I need backup here! *Hey! *Let’s see what you got! *Careful, partner! *Where'd you learn to throw a punch? *This one’s mine! *I’m going after it! *I’m gonna hum with you! *Ah, you want some of this? }} ====Los Santos Police==== {{AudioTranscript | DLvRFmygM2Y | *Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy. *Tell my wife I banged her sister. *You hit my squad car! *You dick! You psychotic dick! *I told him "Chill out", then I broke his arm. *You have the right to remain silent, mister. *LSPD, freeze! *Police! Move! *LSPD! Stop! *You! Stop! *Don't move! Do not move! *Come on, move! *LSPD! STOP! *LSPD! He's getting away! *Sarge, I said "I won't do it" and I got promoted. *I can't believe you hit my car! *You blind shitbag! *Duck! Get your heads down! *Come on! Fight! *Fight, fight! *Come on pal! I got a wife and kids! *Hey stop! This is the LSPD! *You piss-stain! Stop! *Give up bud! Stop! *I got a clear shot on him! *LSPD! Get out of the way! *Move! I'm a damn cop! *My dad was a cop. *I won't shower at the stationhouse. *I'm gonna give you the nightstick for that! *That psycho's shooting at us! *I'm gonna put you in a hospital pal! *I'm just doing my job pal. *Kill this asshole! *Stop with the running pal! *Stop running you girl! *Look at me pal: you're dead. *You happy now, son? *End of the road, kid! *OK, I got you! *You know your rights. *Don't move a muscle! *You're mine, buddy, mine! *Don't annoy me again! *You wanna die? You wanna die? *Don't move! *You coming with me! *I can kill you any time, I'm a cop. *Remember, I call a backup! *Come on, come on! *This is the LSPD, stop! *Hey, stop! *I'm gonna kick your ass! *Officer. I need a backup! (also cops say this quote, when CJ was seen in police impound garages) *You're mine now, kid. *End of the line, scumbag! *You're under arrest! }} {{YoutubeAudio|vhPOA4Ju3GU}} ====San Fierro Police==== *Watch where you going! *Sorry, my fault, entirely! *Did you hurt yourself? *Yeah, let’s connect! *Did your mother drop you as a child? *Hey, watch it! *Hey, I just polished these shoes! *When you see this badge, step the hell aside! *Let’s see what you got, boy! *Take it like a man! *Bruise yourself for pain! *When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it! *Careful, I know how to use this stick! *Move it or loose it! *I’m gonna take you down! *First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off! *Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there! *Man to man, like nature intended! *Prepared for a beating! *You wanna bump up, huh? *I’m gonna ''violate'' your ass! *Come on, pal, one fist or two? *How can I help you? Please stop! *I’m actually a social worker in a uniform! *Let me help you, I’m a social worker! *I can help you crying out with my help! *Did your daddy kiss you? *Fighting is never the answer! *I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy! *Wait, bro! *Come on, we can get on the bottom with this! *Why you wanna hit me? *Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it! *The police are your friends! *I’m licensed by the state! *Hold it, I’m also a social worker! *Slow down! *Stop, you’re just troubled! *Didn’t your mommy love you? *Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue! *I can feel your pain! *You have a death wish, punk? *Slow down! *I can make this look like a suicide, you know? *You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass! *You can’t escape! *You ain’t losing me, asshole! *I’m dragging your ass to jail! *I’m right behind ya, buddy! *I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost. *My wife puts up a better fight! *Slow down, damn it! I just ate! *I smell the fear of a criminal! *I’m on your ass, daisy! *Come on, let’s talk about this! *This badge does not break for no one! *You can’t escape! *You see me coming, don’t ya? *I’m on the edge, asshole! *I’m gonna slap you good! *Get your bitch and switch! *Drop your pants, honey! *Let’s wrestle to submission! *Wrestle me, honey! *Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him! *Don’t move a muscle! *What are you doing? *You’re going downtown! *My ex-wife drives better than that! *What the hell are you doing? *You better pay a price for that! *Son-of-a-bitch! *Hey! *Tell me about your childhood. *You're going down. ====Las Venturas Police==== *Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait. *If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch! *If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch. *You're under arrest asshole! *Fun time's over, buddy! *Pull the trigger pussy! *I serve my community by kicking ass! *YOU MOVE IN! I have kids! *There's no cameras around to catch this beating. *Wake up chickenshit! *Look at this lucky ass! *Move your vehicle! *Get out of the way! *You're gonna have to move! *Move, police! *'scuse me! *MOVE! *Come on! Move! *Hey, this is official police business! *Hey! *You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop! *Go ahead; you don't have the balls! *You wanna play rough? *HEY! BEAT IT! *I got the visual on the suspect! *Some guy's fooling around with my wife. *She's a goddamn cheating wife. *Goodbye Angela! *My beautiful squad car! *That guy's trying to kill me! *He's trying to kill us! *Your head's gonna get busted for this! *Come on tough guy! *That's it buddy, you're dead! *Come on! There's cops everywhere! *GO!! GO!! We got this kid! *You think you could get away from me?! *Show's over buddy, give up! *You are surrounded! Give up! *You've been messing with the wrong cop! *Just try punk, just try it. *About to be in a world of pain, boy...! *You little asshole! *I got a 11-54 in front of me! *You lose your glasses? *You see this badge? *Damn it! I need some help! *Great, now you're making me run? *You think I need some evidence? *I got a plan, cover me! *Ow! My coffee! *My car is signing your death warrant! *I'm a cop you asshole! *Cop killer! *Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down! *What the hell?! *11-82 in progress! *You can't hit a police car! *Psycho at the wheel! *INCOMING!! *You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy! *Nice work kid! *San Fierro needs more guys like you. *Don't expect a reward, kid! *Hey! Look over there! *Hey! Look behind you! *MOVE IN! *What's this wise ass trying to do? *This little chase is making me angry! *We're all over like stink in shit! *Smile you son of a bitch! You're mine! *Don't move a goddamn muscle chump! *You're going down asshole! *Hey, we're blocked in here! *YOU!! MOVE! *You're pushing your luck. *Gimme some help over here! *I don't believe this guy! *AWWW! *Hey watch it! *I'm gonna enjoy this! *Don't lean on me, I lean on you. *OK, we'll settle this the hard way. *You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere? *I don't know anybody called Miranda!? *Let's settle this! *I'd wish I shot ya! *Just try it! *Put the damn gun now son! *You won't get away from me! *You're trapped! *Looks like we got the last lap boy! *We're gonna blow your legs! *Anything you say, you better talk! *This makes my whole day worthwhile. *You're gonna die! *You will regret that! *Where do you think you're going? *PIECE OF SHIT! *Damn it, shithead! *Shithead! *This ain't a good day for you! *Thats it!!! *Mofo! *Nice try dickface! *Yeah, yeah! *Give it to me baby! Give it to me! *Choke on this asshole! *You could have been killed! *I'm immortal! *I spy with my little eye! *I'm in pursuit! *You're going down pal! *Mono en mono, you're surrounded! *Dog turd! *Don't move Adam Henry! *MOVE IT WISE ASS! *Hey fender lizard, move it! *I got him spotted! I got him spotted! *Cover my ass goddammit! *WHOA! Man down! Man down! *Much obliged, citizen. *Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over? *God if I lost him... *I need backup! *I need backup to establish a perimeter! *Surrender! *Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there! *Let's go boys! ====S.W.A.T==== *I'm gonna take you out asshole!! *You're gonna die!!! *You yellow bastards! Stop *YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE! *Take him down once and for all!! *Holy shit!! Get down!! *Move in move in move in!! *Look out below!!! *Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! *I ain't walking away from this shithead! *You're gonna die asshole! *Return fire! I'm going in! *Eat dirt! *I hate this bit. *Comin' in hot! *S.W.A.T team coming in! *We're all over your ass homeboy! *I'm gonna drop him! *Mother: I love you! *Incoming fire!! *Watch out below!! *Aw shit! I'm stuck! *Target spotted: Get down here boys! *Get your weapons down before this gets worse! ===San Fierro Triads=== * Fuckhead! * Muttonchops! * So Sorry. * Hey! * Don't get too close to big money. * Get away from me. ====Driving==== * Do we have to torture you? * Did your brain just stop working? * You got brain freeze or something? * Out the way, mutton-head! * Off the road, idiot! ====Fighting==== * Damn mutton-fool * Your children are going to miss you! * We're gonna cut you up! * We're gonna slice you up! * We're gonna slice your face off! * You goin' down, fuckhead. ====Criticizing CJ's apparel==== *Have you got the red eye disease? ====Shooting==== * Keep his damn head down! * Gimme a clip on this motherfucker! * Hope you liked your face! ===Da Nang Boys=== * How's it goin'? * Watch it! (bumping into someone) * I need a hit of your shit. * Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians) * You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians) * Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians) * Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians) * Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians) * Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians) * Hey, dude. * Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint) * You always drink good shit. * Hey, brother! * American girl talk too much. * I gonna go Canada. * Tastes good, remind me of prison. * This your wallet? (bumping into someone) * You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic) * I studied astrology in prison. ====Telling CJ to leave their turf==== * What is this shit, who are you? * Someone drop you off here, girlfriend? * You wanna be a gangsta? * You got to be from L.S. * L.S bastards smell like you! ====Commenting on CJ's apparel==== * Nice pants, man. * Those are ugly shoes! * Where you get your super shoes? * Why you wear so funny shoes? * I shit on your car! * My dad had a cool shirt like that. * I want a car like that someday! * You need new clothes! * You look like homeless. ====Fighting==== * No more playing! * Who taught you how to fight? * I gonna kill you! * Oh, I love fighting! * You dead now! * You wanna fight prison style? * You end up in my dinner, chicken! * Run while you can! * Cover me! === Samoan pedestrian=== *Get out of the way! *Move that piece of shit! *Komo. (Asshole) *Shit! I'll kill you! *Ufa. (Fuck you) *You better move! *Shit! Come on, watch it! *Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole). *Easy! *Stay back asshole! *What the... *You better not do that again. *You like hospitals? You must like hospitals. *Man, you crazy? *Watch out! *A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic. *Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off. *This fresh record from [[Verona Beach]] was still hoes! *Ain't no cops holding me down. *Cops are such pussies. *Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime. *Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store? *Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit. *I wouldn't walk around looking like that man. *You better look out for the fashion popos. *Another working pillow for the hood. *Man you need to hit the gym. *Man you have to lay off the fast food. *Man don't you give a shit about yourself? *Shower's over this way komo (asshole). *Hey komo (asshole) take a shower. *Hey man take a shower, man you stink. *Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you. *What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me? *Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there. *Stylin' bro. *Looking good bro. *Hey homie, looking good. *Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights? *Hey man, you've been hitting iron? *Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe. *Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'? *Shit! No! Damn! My bike! *You better run now! *Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this! *Man, you're dead. *How are you going to pay for my car?! *Now you going to have to pay for my car! *Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead! *Look out! *Damn! Oh shit! *Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress. ===Purple 31 pedestrian=== *Fool are you on ''sherms?'' *You bitch-made busta! *You about to get beat by a bitch! *I mess with girls ''and ''guys, so? *I''m about to start trippin'!'' *Get yo stupid ass movin'! *I drink all your booze under the table! *Move, punk bitch! *Those fool oughta get blasted! *I gotta check this mark! *Who's this busta ass mark?! *Excuse me mark! *When I slap you, don't trip! *I love violence! *On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation! *Fool, I said raise up! *I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip! *Better you than me! *Well he ''say ''he's taking me to Ventura. *You up in here smell bangin'. *Get 'em up you perpetrator! *Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?! *I'm startin' to feel a little faded. *A bitch ain't got time for this shit! *Tryin' to fill a bitch up?! *Man that's just triffling! ===Countryside redneck=== *Wow son, you're a big boy. *Careful piggy! *Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer. *Why are you driving like that? *Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?! *Oh yeah! You're real funny kid! *My mama taught me how to fight! *Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her! *Get away from my home! *Howdy, partner! *Hello she-male! *Have you ever shot a dog? *Inbreeding ain't so bad. *Did piggy make it? *This guy's insane! This must be judgement day! *Dude, can I get out of here? *Move it, numbnuts! *Move! *Move your ass! *Come on move! *Open ''your eyes, ''boy! *Mama and papa are close cousins. *Those little curly tails freak me out. *Some peope say swine is fat. *I love that car, is that real? *Don't shoot! I don't wanna die! *Keep yer dirty hands off me! *ARGH, off! Get off me! *You can't just carjack me! *You ain't robbin' me piggy! *Oh yeah?! *I cannot wait a minute! *Have you liked pink pigs? *Have you shot a dog? *I have a fat hog. *What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless. ===Mexican sex pedestrian=== *I had porn for breakfast. *Shit on a shingle! *MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT! *Do you like Japanese school girls? *Do you like Bangkok? *Take a shower ese. *Holy macaroni! *Big gun pencil dick sabes! *Molest you later! *What comes with the aftertaste of poosy? *The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno. *You think you have the bolas for me borardo. *Goddamn piss swimmer! *You smell like my ass man! *You drive like a muher! *I buy a round for all the boys! *Bende hamas! *MOVE IT! Le's go! *Cabrone! *Que paso loco. *Pussies are like porridge. *You smell like pasulo! *Carre I hate this weather. *You better not walk away from me, puto! *Nice ''ink!'' *Ah! The boobies are out today! *Pendejo (Berk), that was my car! *Chale! *Paboso! *Shit! My finger! AHH!! *I need some smoke, I need to get whacked! *Have you got some whack-whack! *Game over, pendejo! (berk!) *Get off me pendejo! (berk!) *What you doing man?! *HEY! My porno's in there!! *You better hope I don't find you!! *Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!! *Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show! *Chale! No way! *Forget it man! *Hey there, chula! *Shit, I was gonna get some pussy! *Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation! *I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar. *Paboso cabbie! *Keep going man. I want that cabucha! *Carifa! *You got big bolas! Keep the change! *You like young girls too?! ==="Mr Trenchcoat"=== *They are watching us! *They know. *You know they know. *Get away from me! *He's one of them! *You're not gonna probe me again! *You green blooded monster! ===Kifflom backpacker=== *Kifflom, brother uncle! *Are you looking for spiritual answers? *Kifflom! Kifflom! *Can I interest you in religion? *Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT! *[[Cris Formage]] saved my life! *Epsilon protect me!! *Put me up brother uncle! *Something big is happening in American religion. *You should read our literature! *Can I talk to you about religion? *Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!! *Don't corrupt me! I'm saved! *Kifflom and Krant! *Before I read the tract, I was lost. *Careful, brother uncle. *Careful, careful. *Do you need spiritual guidance? *Find out! *Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free? *Have you thought about the answers to the universe? *I bring a message of peace. *I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship. *I haven't spoke to my parents since... *I lie with nine of my sisters every week. *Join our fellowship. *No, it's a terrible lie. *Kifflom! Krant! Help! *On the road take care in the woods of darkness. *Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision. *The world's beautiful, and so are you. *Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism. *They should all read the Epsilon tract. *Kifflom, sister aunt! *Have you read the Epsilon tract? *Biology is a LIE! *I love the sexual side of Epsilonism! *Epsilonism doesn't allow this!! ===Refined pedestrian=== *You smell like shit sir. *Who cut the cheese? *You smell like Copenhagen. *My old tailor is in a box at home. *Whoopsie daisy! *Might I sniff you again, sir? *Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way! *You are creating an incident! *You are not moving when you should be! *Please forgive me! *No broken bones! *Quality tailoring makes the man! *Trust funds for everyone! *This weather is dissapointing. *I love to travel! France is so lovely! *A tattoo is for heathens. *You smell exquisite. *You remind me of spring! *Tattoos remind me of my service day. *What do you think you're doing?! *I'm on my way to the symphony! *Maniac! *Menace! *You're sick! You're dangerous! *I need something to keep me polite. *Your devotion to fitness is admirable. *I would like to get stoned. *Oh my! Please be more gentle! *Take more money for petrol! *I'll call the constable! *This property isn't yours! *You want a donation? *You fool! *Greetings sir, how do you do sir? *Do you enjoy the programme "law"? *I find [[Ammu-Nation]] supplies me well. *You are a gentleman and a scholar. *Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes. *Chauffeur! Taxi! *Let's hit the road! *With haste, young man! *Now hurry, and off the way we go! *The stickiest of the icky please. *My motorised penny farthing! *Oh dear. *Poor swine! *Your finest narcotics please. *Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action! *That's the way the cookie crumbles! *If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back! *Yes! Truly unfortunate! *Absolutely not! *How do you madam? *Enjoy yourself sir! *Sprunk taste like dirt. *Oh my word, no. *Public transportation is rubbish! *You sir are a menace! *I regret stepping into this contrivance! *My blind wolfhound drives better than you! *Oh my goodness! *Did you notice that person?! *You've killed the poor person! *My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities! ===Dread gangster=== *What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller! *My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work! *Step aside baby-nuts! *I've got a bad, bad temper! *I don't know about the hood! *Vatos can't fix that bucket! *This fool's got a hearing problem! *My bike! That is yo ass! *You getting that bike fixed, mort! *You bucket-drivin' busta! *You gotta see it to believe it! *You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?! *Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?! *You're not a popo, are you? *It's on now, busta! *I'm surgical with these fists! *I'm gonna make you suck my gun! *You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will! *That's my car punk! *I can't be faded homie! *Don't make this a 1A7! *Your luck has just run out! *Hell yeah, it's the bomb! *No way! I don't think so homie! *Hey baby! *Hey bitch! *Alright bitch, keep that ass warm! *Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me! *Hey! Bring this shit right there! *Get this thing rolling man! Step on it! *You're making enemies with this thing man! ===Black drug dealer=== *I gotta call my lawyer! *Got some sticky-icky-icky homie! *So this is the best shit man! Government issue! *Yo man! Why you stressin' me! *Man! Damn! My [[ProLaps]]! *Man! You should've smoked me CJ! *Hey man, it's my block CJ! *Man, you half dead CJ! *Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?! *Now what's up bitch! *CJ I'm gone! I'm gone! *Man, fool, I don't know no you! *Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later. *Man, I ain't the one homie! *I'm supposed to be dead dawg?! *I should turn my life around? *Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm! *I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing! *What da hell?! ===DJ pedestrian=== *Everyone is tryin' to rip me off. *Come on man! *I got places I wanna be! *No way homie, I'm on to you. *Nice to meet you. *Hey when you back up, the people say ''beep!'' *My two-wheeled baby! *When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel. *I should get big muscles like yours! *Pencil dick asshole! *Corporate gangsta! *Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money. *Stop rhymin' and start runnin'! *What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there! *I'm a kill you now! *Yeah, you be sorry now! *Holy remix! *Bless my diamond stylus! *Street means body armour! *Hey! Hey! This car is also my home! *Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit. *Great spinnin' 2 inches! *These city streets ain't safe! *Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car! *When I get famous, you'll be sorry! *Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks? *Pick it up baby bop, come on! *Aw, you got some nice moves there! *No homie, you can keep the change! *Oh no! My house! I mean my car! *Be careful, this car is also my home. ===Caucasian drug dealer=== *Excuse moi, asshole! *I'm gonna cut you a new smile! *This is shit man, and you know it! *I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up! *This stuff is the shit! *ASSHOLE!! *Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go! *Gotta cut this shit with washing powder. *I hope I'm not watching my house. *Hey you got the wrong ''guy!'' *Man you're deluded! *Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE! *Whatever sport! *OK, I read you loud and clear. *Take it to someone who cares. *Go screw a raccoon. *This shit's weapon great! *Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man! *You want sliced?! *You think you're something huh?! *Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh! *I can't believe this shit!! *I want my lawyer! ===Ex-convict thug=== {{AudioTranscript | 6Lj5C7plSR4 | *Why you touchin' my beer? *Don't make me kick your ass! *You can take me - I like it better in jail anyway(!) *You know who I am chump? *Raise up little bitch! *You wanna die little bitch? *Raise up little bitch. *In the pen, we play strip football. *I'm a Rusty Brown doughnut eatin' gangsta! *Nice wheels for a chump. *I'm taking bike repairs out your ass! *I'm taking car repairs out your ass! *I'm taking repairs out your ass! *I'm too big for little sales, sir! *Watch out punk! *Stupid mark! *This shit better be good, punk. *In jail, being on top ain't gay. *You're a sissy with a silly ass car. *Don't make me repeat myself! Move! *Nice car asshole! *Is that yo mama's car? *That is one ugly ass car! *I made a fool drink piss. *Those steroids make your dick do WHAT? *I just stole that bike too! *I just stole that car too! *I just stole this thing too, I hope yo mama's a mechanic! *I like that car little bitch. *Please sir! I'll be a good little thug! *Who pulls me out of my car?! *You sneaky punk! It's your funeral! *This is my vehicle punk! *Run if you want to live mark! *Show some respect punk! *That dead body made my day. *Jackin' my homie? I should jack you! *Taxi! Bring yo ass over here! *I'm a make you wash my drawers! *Bail before I make your heart fail. *I'm a give that fat ass a spanky! *Smoke, sterm, steroids give it here. *This shit better be good punk, any bad tricks I'll kill you. *Damn I missed out on all the fun! *Another 187 haha! *This murder put me in the mood! }} ===Old bathroom pedestrian=== *World of Cog has the best toilet paper! *AH! MY LAWN! MY HEART! MY EYES! *Hurry it up! I wanna take a leak!! *Not now! I wanna take a dump! *GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! *MOVE! You're between me and the john! *All I want to do today is sit on the john. *Your girl's got no nose! *You gotta wipe your ass too, youngster! *SHIT ON A STICK!! *Show some respect dummy! *Get off the road, I wanna take a piss! *Uuuugh... my heart! *Johnson respect, dummy! *This street is too small! *What?! Yo shit don't stink. *Crack my head, crack yo head! *You be careful now. *What in damnation is going on?! *Ain't cha got self control?! *No tomorrow for you! *You ain't even gonna have an ''ass ''to ''kick!'' *This is the end of days for sure! *I soiled myself because of you! *That car will be your coffin!!! *I took a good dump this morning! *You ain't gettin' away dummy! *I can't even masturbate anymore! *Hey! I'm an old man! *Underwear is overated man! *You thieving dummy! *You goddamn dummy! *Man, I need some tits to squeeze. *Is your aftershave made from faeces?! (belches) *Your cologne is very sophisticated! *MOVE THAT BUCKET! *I eat dummies for breakfast! *The urinals in this joint smell good! *Get that piece of garbage outta here! *OW! What the... *I've been to every public bathroom in the city. *Your tattoos are giving me the runs! *Man this weather SUCKS! *Careful dummy! *Cool it meathead! *This is bullshit!! *SHIT!!! *LOOK OUT!! WATCH OUT!! *AHHHHH!!! Not my time! *I need something extra special! *I'll eat you and spit you out! *Feet don't fail me now! *Look out! I've got a heart condition! *Shiiiiit! *GET BACK HERE YA THIEVING DUMMY!! *You can't take a coffin from a old man!! *You gotta be faster than that boy!! *This is supposed to be a nice city! *How's it hangin' bro? *My ass still hurts in that Indian food. *I love Cluckin' Bell on Tuesdays. *Burger Shot has some quality meat. *Damn no respect kids!! *Let me outta here already!! *Have you been to Rusty Brown's? ===Liberty City tourist=== *The ladies love me, I think. *Careful shithead! *You smell like you're from England. *Have you dated a American? *I slept with a Scotsman last night. *Have you ever gone to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *Have you ever gone to Karate school for free? *I shaved downstairs this morning. *My god, you're a whale! *Dude, are you wearing curtains? *Does your mom dress you? *Jesus Christmas! *What are you, retarded? *Your tits are enourmous! *I told the cop: "Hey! Don't molest me!". *I got the body of a ninja! *I'll eat your dog! *Out of the way shithead! *Dude are you in a play what the hell are you wearing? *I love you too asshole! *Eat my shoe! *MY FREAKING CAR!! *Are you wearing a diaper? *Both my parents are dead. *Hey move over punk ass! *You think this is funny?! *What's your problem!? *Get off dick! *Yeah, I really like French fries. *What is up with that smell?! *Damn! You look money! *Damn! You look good! *I wish I had some muscles. *This is gonna cost you pal! *HEY SHITHEAD! WATCH IT! *YOU FRICKING IDIOT! *This is shit, I wanna refund! *Take it easy grandma! *Hope you like hospitals! *That's a real gun man!! *Do I look like a jerk to you?! *You're gonna pay for this!! *THATS MY CAR DICK!! You're gonna pay for this!! *Come back here shithead!! Come back, I need that!! *No freaking way! *Buzz off TV-head! *Later sweetheart! *Have you ever driven a seven-nine Maibatsu? *Here's some arigato money! *Thanks she's looking good. *Now she's mine, got it? *Cluckin' Bell is shit. *I'm gonna get you, ya paint freak! *I hate those cars and I'm not Japanese. *Get your ass out of here bozo! *Smooth ride dude! *I've had it with Los Santos. *My car's fast and it totally rocks. *What you done that for?! *Screw this! I wanna live! *Oh my god! Let's go! *Thanks for the ride! ===Biker=== *You think I'm bad at knitting?! *Careful asshole! *Here I come! Ready or not! *Is that coff designer ink? *City tattoo artists are gettin' good! *I'm coming after you jerkoff! *Nobody touches my bike! *Oil cans make good flower pots. *What're you doing out here? *Eat my leather! *Hope you like the taste of black leather! *Violence isn't the answer man. *YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT!! *That was a price for my old lady! *Forget it, no way man. *Hello, little lady. *Howdy partner! *Adios amigo! *You like the tits on those Ventruas waitresses? *Burger Shot was made from roadkill. ==="Old Cletus" vagrant=== *What do you mean I can't use the bathroom? I gotta take my personal business somewhere. *Hey, you need a bodyguard player. I can protect anyone around here. *Something died in my underpants. *I once had a dream, but it died in San Andreas. *Two words for your gun: "Screw" and "you"! *When I find that chihuahua, I'm gonna kill it! *Have you ever been to that Glory Hole Theme Park? *I was world heavyweight champion in 68. *I had crabs the size of a baseball. *The liverwurst was green, but I ate it anyway. *Now you got the cooties, jackass! *You ever suck the fudge of a Rusty Brown's ring doughnut? *I shouldn't have eaten that taco... *Tag! You're it! *I hate this place. *Woof! Woof! *Excuse moi asshole! *Has anyone seen my lizard? I can't masturbate anymore. *When will I find true love... *Jumping Jehosophat! I'm not ready to die! *Are you, go ahead shoot me! *OK, OK, don't shoot me. *You mugging me? Do I look like your daddy to you? *Hello there missy! *Good day, sweetheart! *Have you sniffed that icky-icky? *[[Burger Shot]] burgers are tasty, even in the dumpster! ===Los Santos taxi driver=== *Why did I take this route?! *Green means "go"! *You're on with this car crash bullshit! *I got a nephew with LSPD. *Gun rhymes with run! You see? That's why I don't stop you little thugs! *I'm so sick of these Los Santos gang wars and it's so easy they turned it so bad. *Watch the road! *I just bought this taxi!! *I just collected a lot of sprunk cans for this car! *I'm pressing ''charges''! *I'm gonna put my shoe up your poop shoot! *No liquor thanks, I'm on duty. *Come 'ere I gotta tell ya something! Gettin' served by an ''oooold ''man! *Sprunk on the rocks. *Gotta go! Gotta go! I don't feel too bulletproof! And then they go bangin' again! *Oh no! This is where I get off! Boy, this is not the wild west! *I feel shame for your mother! *HELP!! LSPD!! You demon bastard! My cab! *You revived me? Those gangbangers do this?! What the hell is going on here? *Get ready for an ass whoopin'! *You think this is a parade! *The bones are brittle but the jab is stiff! *You blew your chance for friendship. *Bangers and jackers! The future of Los Santos! *I don't bang son, relax. *Mouth to mouth? Hey, don't look at me. *Papa don't take no jive! *You got a glass jaw, baby gangster! ===BMX rider=== *I'm gonna crack your brain bucket! *Too much rocket fuel bro. *What a dick! INVOLOINTARY DISMOUNT ENDOOOOO ===Bikini woman=== *Get your fat body off the beach. *You smell like shit. *I'm special, asshole! *Wow, you smell hot! *My thong, asshole! *Go pick somebody fat instead! *Look at that guy! *Hey you, you looking good! *Nooooo! My hair!! *You can't shoot me!! I'm American!! *Hey fatty! *Hey porky! *Hey lardy! *I'm fighting the war on fat. *Get the hell out of my shadow. *Good luck losing the weight. *Stop staring at me!! *I'm not broken, am I? *Stop it you asshole! *Go hit a fat person! *Screw you dick! *I thank God for not making me fat. *Stop molesting me! *You are disgustingly fat!! ===Grove Street Families=== *LSV killa! *VLA killa! *Come on Carl, relax! *Glad it ain't my ride. *Shit! Slow down homie! *Slow your row CJ! *Aw shit! The car's on fire! *Ball-ass bitches! *Bitch-ass lowlife, Ballas! *Time for no kicks, Carl! *What's with that motherfucking hooptie Carl? *That clothes is not gangsta, Carl. *You deaf or something Carl? *Hey CJ man, I like the threads. *[[Los Santos]] is cold in a motherfucker! *Oh we upside-down now, bitch-ass! *Family violence, yeah! *Kick back Carl, damn! *Bang bang ballsack, how do you like that?! *See you round, homie. *Still banging dude! Still bangin'! *Take that, ballsack! *Who's the bitch now homie? *Take that ya LSV bitch! *Oh that shit is whack, homie! *You never seen no gangsta? *Guh...thanks man...! (coughs) *These kicks insult me personally. *Ass touchers can't see us! *I ain't drinking that bullshit! *Where's that ho ass sister of mine? *We families positively sir! We just protecting the hooood, officer! *Screw you vagina holes! *Sherm is my ho-MAY!! *CJ I'll jack you a better car! *Az-dicks! *Get these bizzals in yo jizzals! *Any of y'all seen sheefa? *Hey Ballas! What's up now? *Ball-LESS! *I'm not scared of no ASS-lickers! *Come on CJ, why you doing that? *Come on Ballas, let's go! *Vato fools! *Those Aztecas are all mine! *Is this a Balla bar? *What is going on man? Move out of the way! *Hey, watch it homie! *Hey playboy, watch that! *Hey CJ! What'cha doing?! *They are all mine!! *WOOO!! Now we're movin'! *Where did you get your license from? *WOOO!! We're flyin'! *I can't go back to jail! *You must be smokin'! *My grandmama drive faster than that! *CJ you're a maniac, man! *It's on motherfuckers! *Hey man! Who did that to your hair? *Why do you do that shit? *Bangin' and more bangin'. Bang, bang! *You need to kick your barber's ass! *Aw no no no! Damn! Look what you did to my ride! *Hey man! Watch it!! *I ain't scared of you! Don't let me get mad, officer! *You are IGNORANT! *Cover me! *Duck homie! *Hey baby! Right over here, baby! *Don't be eyeballin' me fool! *Hey Ballas cocksucka! *Florida fucker! *I'll kick yo ass man! *You gone to tear da car up! *Who taught you how to drive? *That car is do-do! *Hey yo hair is whack! *Hey man! Look at me when you die! *I'm a maniac! I can't be stopped! *ASS-tecas have been lying down! *Hey man, pass the blunt! *Hey Aztecas! *What up boy? *Varrios goats! *Ballas gonna cry to moms! *Vagos eat my shit! *VLA are gonna bleed! *Die VLAs! *Ryder was right about you CJ! *I want the best CJ! *Grove Street OG coming through! *Can I get my drink on? *Man, how come you can't see me? *You can't drive for shit! *Slow down, for goodness sake! *Shit, you drive like a motherfucker! *We're upside-down! *Aw shit, I ain't got no wings CJ! This car is flying! *Wait a second! *Those aztecs fools. *CJ, whos been drawing on you? *Am I invisible over here? *Shit! I'm suckin' a roach! *My motherfucking car, look at it!! *You hit me fool!! *Aw man, my shit! *Aw you hit me! You motherfucking fool! *You're in dog shit man, I don't give a shit! *Bay-sucking fools! *South-side fools! *Suck on my 9, Ballas! *VLA are gonna fade, man! *Go back to your ugly Varrios! *I want the best motherfucker. *What is this shit you're drinking? Not exactly premium liquor it is. *Keep up your speed, CJ! *Aw man, we're on fire! *Aw man, we're stuck in the burning bucket! Oh shit! *Fool! You hit them! Look out! *CJ nooooooo!!! *Now we're rolling CJ! *Kilo Tray's lookin' for trouble. *A Johnson boy in a hooptie? A fat bastard! *Hey nice ride CJ! *Hey man, respect the ink dude! *Slammin' ride CJ! *Looking popped holmes! *Trippin' cartoons CJ! *Aw man!! You asshole! *Dumbass car! *Aw man! Shit, it's all broke! *Aw man, this is good weed. *CJ, you're ruining my buzz here. *Heads down! Duck! *You've been messin' with the Grove! *We need a car! *Yo we got enough CJ! *Hey! Chill, motherfucker! *Get your fucking hands off me! *Oh man! That fucker's in my car! *That's my brother's ride! *No man, got better shit to do. *I was just complimenting CJ! *Man that ain't cool! *What's up holmes? *Man! Life is beautiful! *We gotta spray these Balla fools! *You're going down Balla bitch! *You want some of this bitches?! *Northsides go home! *Vagos can't see me! *Die LSVs! *Vagos die! *LSVs die! *Vagos vamoose! *Vagos eat shit! *Death to Varrios! *Death to Aztecas! *Who rolled this piece of shit man?! *You tryin' to kidnap me fool?! ===Ballas=== *I'll shoot everybody in this bitch! *Hey you better be watching yourself fool! *Catch his ass Ballas! *There he is! There he is!! *His tyres! Shoot his tyres!! *Can't anybody ride like us? *Hey dude don't bang, he perpetrate! *Hey man cover my back! *Don't make me get out of this car! *Man, I break no rule! *Aw shit! *Watch it fool! *Don't roll to my hood! You know nobody rolls in my hood! *Everybody duck down! *Hey the season is over now! *Hey the game is over now busta! *Hey baby! Hey baby! *Hey man, don't look at me like that! *Hey man, we victorious! *What hood you ridin' for playa? *Oh you just gonna do it like that huh? *Hey get your hands off me! *Hey man, back off me fool! *I was straight down fool! *I'm a catch you fool! *Hey car-jack mart! Hit the bitch! *Hey, let's frush these busters! *Why you gotta do that? *Say man, gimme all your moonlight now! *Get down man I see you. You can run but you can't hide! *Blast 'em Grove Street punks! *Man, fuck that bitch warren! *Hey it's on now! *Hey good looking man! *Hey taxi! Slow up fool! *Hey taxi! I need some love! *Hey man this is a B-ride, you got a ticket? *Say man, what hood you're from? *You need to take that back on the other side now! *We is law abiding citizens! *I'm big when I'm sitting on my wallet. ===Mexican drug dealer=== *I've seen your face officer! *Fuck you holmes! *Junkies are pussies. *I sell drugs to children. *I've been with your wife officer. *Holmes, you need some rich man's eye? I got what you need. *I ain't a drug dealer! I got a wife and 13 children! *Don't look at me asshole! *What are you looking at puto? *I do with your wife officer! *Who d'you think you're messing with? *You want a little pick-me-up? *You know this beer makes me want to piss. *You push me, you want to die?! *I love making junk things bad! *Please officer! This is discrimination! *Come back here puto! *ASSHOLE! *Come back and fight ese! *I'll be back asshole! *Who the fuck do you think you are ese?! *I heard you the first time, fuck off! *You're too proud ese! *You're a pathetic junkie! *Look at that asshole! *I live the American Dream! *I ain't a drug dealer! I'm a war veteran! *I remember you! I know who you are! *Oh no! That's real bad news! *This is gonna be bad for business! *If you have it, I'm gonna be your priest! *I need some better customers. *I know who you are, drug fiend! *I'll see you in half an hour I guess. *Customers are such losers. *Have you ever heard of inflation?! ===Orange 12 pedestrian=== {{AudioTranscript | LnZxJxoA6JM | *Come on fool. Kick me a Logger. *I ain't no alcoholic, I'm a weed head. *Steal one drink and a bartender starts trippin'. *I ain't nursin' no drunk. *Do Loggers come in a 40 ounce? *I prefer Chronic. *Man, stop playin' with me! *Honk means get the hell on, man! *Is you high? *You're like my asshole, always holdin' up shit. *Move bitch! *I'm too high for this shit, move! *You playin' with me? Stop playin'. *Don't push me. *I've come to the edge, man. *Man, don't be runnin' up on me. *Raise up, mark. *Can't you see I'm busy bein' high? *All that aggression. *You on sherms? *Go smoke some Cheeba. *You're Madd Doggin' me, man. *Get your hands out my pockets! *I'm a get me a Happy Farmer Kit. *That esse put dust in my weed. *I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind. *Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth. *Weed, money, same difference. *Gonna shoot me over $200, man? *I smoke cause it gives me knowledge. *You still wearin' prison issue, man? *You send clothes money on crack, huh? *It's laundry day, huh? *You so fat, you jumped in the air and you got stuck. *Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs. *Did someone die in your mouth? *Do you shower in do-do? *Man, you stink. *Why you got to be like that? *Man, why you tryin' to fade me? *Nice outfit, high roller. *Came up on some nice clothes, boy. *Can't find them threads at no swap meet. *You swollen as shit man. *You lift weights? I lift joints. *Smells good, boy. *Where can I buy your smell? *Ya smell good, man. *Now I got to steal another bike. *Gimme drugs! I'll forget about the bike. *Stolen bikes don't have no insurance. *I'm the one supposed to drive high, not you. *Now I got to steal another car. *I would call the po-po. *You got enough weed to fix this? *I'm too high for this shit. *Damn! *What the hell? *I'm movin'! *Aw, you trippin'. *Stay off the crack, man. *You on one. *Scandalous! *Say, man, what's on special? *I don't smoke all the time. *I need the good shit, man! The good shit! *Gimme the proper, man. *I'm a lick you like Mr. Whoopee. *I'm a soak you up like a biscuit. *You, me, weed - what a threesome. *Stoned with a stone cold jab. *My heart don't pump no Sprunk. *I'm a beat ya like you stole somethin'. *Knockin' you out, and smokin' your money. *I hate getting stole on. *Another one, damn it. *I can't loose man, hit me! *I feel my card comin', hit me! *Feelin' lucky, hit me! *Come one, dealer! *Gimme another one! *Hit me! *Bitch! *Dealer, you cheatin'! *I ain't got enough left for a sack. *That ain't count. *I said "Stay", not "Hit". *Man, I'm cool, no more cards. *This hand is righteous. *No more, I'll ride with this hear. *No more, dealer. *I'll stay. *No, I'll stay. *Yes! *We dealers stick together, you know. *Man, I can't be faded, man. *Did you think you could beat me? *All praise due to the weed! *Santos fools runnin' the casino, man. *Do it again. *I let you win that time, man. *Hell yeah, let's go smoke and celebrate. *Spend yo winnin's on a sack. *We played Russain roulette. *My P.O. don't know I left Los Santos. *Hey, lemme borrow some of ya chips. *Let me borrow some of ya chips. *I got all ya'lls money! *Did it on one coin too! *The slots love me! *One yank, made all that bank. *Man, I was just playin' with ya. *Man, stop playin', the po-po watchin'. *Calm yo ass down. *How you gonna draw down on your homie? *I thought we was homies? *This fool is trippin'! *Man, I stole this first! *Damn, I'm slippin'. *Come on, man. Ain't we the same set? *Man, you on one. *Wait, man, the rollers is watchin'. *I'm a civilian, man. *How you gonna run up on me? *Damn, you scandalous! *Oh, busta! *Stupid ass mark! *My homies gonna find you! *Bitch! *You ain't a G! *You know we enemies now, right? *Yeah, boy, you better bail! *I just got to steal another one. Shit. *Why you drive off, mark! *Man, I will kick your ass! You hear me? *Forget you! I'm a go smoke. *Fine! *Fine! You can't have none of my endo. *Why you trippin', man? *I just stole this money from ya mamma! *You just gonna smoke it up. *Hold up, man, the rollers is watchin'. *Yeah, but I can't fade it, man. *Fo sho. *That's some mark ass shit. *The bomb, man. *Oh, that's right! *And it's tight, man! *Nah, but it's crackin' though, huh? *Not yet, man *Nah, man, nah. *Oh, no. *Man, you blowin' my high. *Get out my face, trick. *Hey little mamma. *What's poppin'. *Hey, baby, you don't remember me, do you? *Hey, man, where the weed at? *What's happenin', homeboy? *What's up dog? *Call me with some Chronic, aight? *Later! *I gotta bail, in a minute. *Later homie. *Lemme go find some Chronic. Later. *You know about that Happy Farmer Kit? *You been to Sha-La's yet? *Ever smoke weed from San Fierro? *You tried that grub at Cluckin' Bell yet? *Hey, you visit that Blotto shop? *Some fat sherm is makin' me tweak. *Weed spot is dry as hell man. *Man, I've got some Northern Lights, straight from Canada. *Got me nice and sprung! *I ain't feelin' nothin'. *A second chance at life? *That shit look painful. *Do it hurt? *Walk it off! *Well your draws don't smell too bad. *I dun spent all my duckets on weed. *Damn! This is the bomb! *Should I buy a dub, or should I buy this? *I can't fade this, man. *How much is this shit again? *Can I pay for this with bud? *I can refund this tomorrow, right? *Yeah, my money smell like weed, so!? *You know I'm about to kick your ass, right? *Come on fool, get off! *Stop that shit! *You're ruinin' my high, man! *I ain't got no money! *How about I pay you Saturday mornin'? *You drive like you on drugs. *I know you can see me! *Taxi! *You got ran the hell over! *Scrooch over, let me hit someone too. *Forget drive-by's. You drive over! *Take me to the drugs, pronto! *I got to pay you in bud. *Drive! I'm clockin' here! *Thanks, man! *I'm a go get high now. *Righteous! *If I ever need speed for weed, you the one. *Here's some extra, go on, get high. *Extra chump change for some Cheeba. *Am I high, or did we switch drivers? *That's my dealer you jacked, man! *Say, drop me off at the weed spot. *That Chronic got me, man. *Man, why you want to steal this bucket anyway? *Now how will my dealer do the drop off? }} ===Quantum Man pedestrian=== *When will you villains learn? *Taste the sweet anvils that are my fists. *If you give me money, I'll give a super blowjob. *I forgot to sew pockets on my tights. *Quantum Man can be your drinking buddy! *My superhearing has detected an emergency! *You villains never learn! *Oh! That tickles! Taste my wrath! *You dare to aim at citizens?! *Quantum Man never shrinks from battle! *Must...catch...bullets! *Stop! In the name of justice! *I have no choice but to agree. *Agreed, good citizen! *SILENCE! Evil one! Your deeds has come to an end! *Be vigilant! *Why thank you good citizen! *I only use my powers against supervillains. *Hello good citizen! *You are risking everything in combat! *I have powerful thighs. *My super-speed is no match for you! *You dare aim at Quantum Man?! *Panic not good citizens! FLEE! *I dare you to immobilize that firearm! *This planet is insane! *I am Quantum Man, I have come to the universe to protect the innocent! *Hello female citizen! *Hello sir! *Have you seen the regular reaction? *Glory thee to this powerful moment! *In the name of subnotomic! *On my world, I was known as a bum. *STOP! In the name of justice! *There is no reasoning with people! *I must agree with the gravity of this universe. *My compliments good lady. *Please excuse me citizen. *I must return to crime patrol. My duty calls. *Hello there sir! *Dark forces are gathering here. *Your timing was inplecible. *Do you know what you've done?! ===African-American hippie=== *Fight the power brother! *Let's be peaceful brother! *They don't want us expanding our minds. *Relax! I'm only pulling out my wallet! *Brother I have no beef with you. *You see a black man trying to drive? *I believe I have a right to self-defence. *I know who you are pig! *I'm gonna beat the Uncle Tom outta you! *You gonna do drive by Uncle Tom? *Always a sellout pulling a trigger! *I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge. *Stop harassing me 5-0! *Get a good life snitch! *I like message reps! *Jack Howardson making pigs look cool! *Don't eat to die brother! EAT TO LIVE! *Clean the lies from your lives! *The revolution needs brothers like you! *Capitalism breeds accidents! *Capitalism breeds car crashes! *Legalise it and we'll advertise it! *My people love it. *You need to be corrected brother! *Please brother! Stop the violence! *Unhand me you sellout! *Thieving Uncle Tom! *Brainwashed bastard! *Of course but I won't discuss it openly! *Kiss my ass snitch! *Traitor! *Beware the beast sister! *Beware the beast brother! *Crack dealers destroy our community! *The New World Order has enslaved our people! *My fine African garments! *Your driving lacks street knowledge! *Stay in the driving seat brother! *Now we're both victims of capitalism! *Those garments are attrocious brother. *Look at that strong black brother, now that's an fine African warrior! *Brothers in the drivers seats intimidate you?! *You're acting kinda strange. *Violence breeds more violence fool! *You're too old for the man! *Rejecting messager, but consisting the message. *No more crime please uncle brother! *I only deal with revolutionaries. *Heard much about the New World Order? *Capitalism breeds violent deaths! *You know anything about the crack conspiracy? *Too strong and too black to die! *Look at that! They're hatin' me! *The revolution is coming, I'm wearing my best African garments. *The ancestors sent me back! *San Fierro is waking up to the truth! *TAXI! *You're not a government agent are you? *Jacking cars is what they want you to do! ===Bone County redneck=== *How come they don't allow donkeys in this bar? *Adam and Eve was brother and sister. *I'm telling you, horse is the new pork. *I'm telling ya man cousins is legal, this is crazy! *Move you dumb retard! *So the donkey walks into a bar... *Hey! I ain't got all day! *You stinking piece of shit! MOVE! *Next time I punch your face. *You inbred or something, you can't see me? *What do you mean change my socks? *What a rustbucket! *What a piece of shit car! *I'm gonna get myself a monster truck! *HEY! You look out! *Hey! This is my pa's car! *You damn Yankee! *When d'you learn to drive?! *Come on, punch me! *He's got a gun!! *Who the hell do you think you are?! *HEY! Get off! *Hey get back here! Where do you think you're going?! *You've been messing with the wrong guy! *I was gonna introduce you to my sister. *Heck no. No. *Hey I ain't got all day buddy! *Pardon me! *Hey come on man! Look out! *What do you think of this here chrome shotgun? *Ma and pa were past cousins. *Donkey's afraid of a big fat man. *Whoa man, you sure is fat. *Oh you rude bastard. *NOT MY BIKE! *Oh geez! That was my favourite bike! *Hey! I just stole this car! *You're dead donkin' me buddy! *Oh come on asshole! *Out of my way! *Come on! Gimme your best shot! *Come on, I'm gonna break your nose! *HELP! I'm being shot at! *Beat it tough guy! I ain't afraid of ya! *Bastard jacked me! *Oh, ma's gonna be so mad! *Hey that varmint son'bitch stole my car! Oh how am I going to get home? *Oh pa's gonna whup me for this one! *This here car's mine! So out you go boy! *Watch your step on the way out! Hee hee! *Hey I was just bein' friendly! *You got something against donkeys? *Hey leave me alone! *Well hello there miss! *Hello donkey lips! *Have you ever lived in a trailer park? *Sprunk an' scotch is my favourite drink. *Cover your eyes donkey! *This store is fancy! *Oh I want me some of these! *Oh, I think I'm gonna puke... *Are you insane?! *Step on it buddy, I'm in a mood. *That was fast. Here's some change. *My cousins are gonna get you for this! *See ya later donkey hater! *I'm the victim in this here situation! *Now get the hell out! *I was tryin' to be nice! *Hey we was just talkin'! *These bar stools sure are squishy. *Hey let's get a move on! *I'm gonna get angry! *Pardon me. *Hey mister! *See ya later pretty lady! *Have you ever raised donkeys. *Dude, Burger Shot is disgusting. *Lordy Lordy! *I wonder if they got this in yellow? *Would you ring me for this? *Hey there! *Hey that was cool! *Sonny Jim, I'm in a rush! *Good job, here's the change. *Please mister, let me go! *I'll never see my donkey again! *You city folk are so rude. *Yeah it's the Devil, oh it's disgusting, I can't bear it. *I got no time for you man. *See you later. *Have you ever tried licking a Rusty Brown? *Incest is a beautiful thing! *I just love the countryside. *I think you just killed that person! *Howdy! *I just can't bear the city. *You seen my life! You've seen my donkey too? *There is no way I'm payin' for that! *Hey it's about time! *Somebody help me! Hey, this guy's touchin' me! *I'll let you touch me if you let me go! ===James Earl Cash impersonator=== *Take me with you. *OH NO! NO! Not this again! *Missy help!!! *He is one of them!!! *Aw crap!! *You're not one of them! *Oh no! Not my eyes!!! *Get off my anus! *This is my car! I need this car!! *Each to their own, whatever man. *They drink short on the chemicals. *We all got to keep movin'! Get a move on! *Amnesia... *Gotta keep movin', can't take me again. *Crazy maniac!! *Oh you prick! *My brain!! *HOO!! OH!! *You missed! HA! *You can't steal my mind man! *Oh no! Not my ass!! *I can't leave this car! *Get your hands off me man! He's one of them!! *I need this car!!! You don't know what you're doing, alien scum!!! *Yes, it's terrible! *No, not since I have this thing in my head. *Howdy. *BYE NOW! *Bye now, watch the skies! *Have you ever seen a visitor? *Have you ever seen one of them? *What year is this? *Where's alumium fall? *You're wasting your life. *You call this a life? *Are you a messenger? *Just let me go man! *I'm saved! ===Mohawk punk=== *He got nothing on me! *Hey this is bullshit! Where are the charges? *Man, get out of the way! *OUT OF THE WAY! *Something's gonna be very wrong with you! *Everyone knows me at the casinos! *You call that a car? *Yo, yo, yo, yo! *That tattoo is FIERCE!! *OPEN YOUR EYES MAN!! *Man, I got this detailed! *Damn idiot! *Nooooooooo!! *What are you retarded?! *Can we just talk this out! *WA-HA-HO!!! *AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *I was done dealin' with diapers, I'm gonna kick your ass! *Oh what do you think you're doing?! *Oh this is not cool man! *You got no witnesses? *You wanna see a trick pal? *What are you, some kind of joker? *Hey watch your shoes man! *Man I just invented this trick! *You wanna bet on that? *What's the matter with you? *Unlike you I got somewhere to be! *Man some people...! *Come on man, let's beat the phones! *Ho ho, I'm feelin' lucky today! *Man, that is a rolling disaster! *Nice car pal! *Now that car is cool! *BLIND OR SOMETHING?!! *Hey LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY BIKE!! *Oh you're blind as a bat! *Oh what did you do?! *OOOHH!!! *You call that driving?! *AAAHHH!!! *You better not screw me man, I need some of that stuff. *Man, I hope you like knuckle sandwiches! *Oh watch where you point that! *Oh this is not working out! *I won't have any insurance!!! *MAN I JUST STOLE THAT CAR BACK!!! *GIMME THAT!! *I need this more than you do! *Awesome! *N.O.! *Go fly a kite! *Forget you! *Have you played craps? *Yo, the police are hassling me all the time! *I don't believe this! *Look at the tag on that! *Hey TAXI!!! *HEY WATCH OUT MAN!!! OH GOD!!!! *HEY THIS AIN'T DRIVING MAN!! THIS IS HUNTING!! *Have you driven a [[Hustler]]? *I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! *I'm gonna crush your skull man! *You ever gamble! *Man, I'm banned from three casinos! *Man looks better on the windows! *UH!! I'M GONNA DIE MAN!!! *Playin' cards are gonna make me a millionairre! ===English actress=== {{AudioTranscript|qC4N2GMnoO0| *Hurry it up please, I've got a casting couch in five minutes! *Oh mummy! *Come on, move your arse! *At least my orgasm repertoire has been broadened. *Oh bloody hell! *Get it up for God sakes! *Ah stupid Americans! *I'm British, ya know. *You filthy Americans! *Oh what a lovely tight arse! *You yanks, you don't know how to bloody drive! *Won't somebody do something? *OH SHIT! *Oh you're pissing me off! *Done every agent in this town. *Eight hours on set and every orifice is sore. *(crying) I want to go home! *Oh excuse me! *Sorry! *Method acting doesn't come into a freeway. *I asked for an Oscar and I got a XXX. *What is that smell? *I'd like to have you on a casting couch. *Oh gosh! Oh no!!! *I don't believe this! *Isn't there a place for you? *"Feel the part" he says. *Oh my! How rude! *I thought he meant "vagina monalogues". *Oh you STINK! *God those tattoos are awful! *Fine it suits me. *You smell gorgeous! *Tattoos make me horny! *Oh for Christ's sake! *OW!! My nose! *COWARD!! *Well hello there! *Wow, you're a beefcake aren't you? *Come on then you cretin! *Oh bollocks, lost again. *About bloody time! Hurrah!! At last! *I find this game so confusing, let's play for real money huh? *I never bet on red, 23 red seems to be calling me. *Hey mate, is that real? *I was warned about this! *Fine, have it your way chum! *Typical Los Santos! *Go me! Go me! *Oh well done! How very well done! *A real gun?! Is that real?! *HANDS OFF! *YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS! *Give it back you arsehole! *So busy on set, haven't found the time. *No time for this. *See you around. *Yeah, cheerio mate. *Divorce made me feel very depressed. *It's another day in America! *Hello, how do you do? *Nice meeting you. *I'll never get a break in real movies. *These yanks? They're nutters! *Excuse me, how much is that please? *COO-EE! TAXI! *Oh Lord! Bloody hell! What are you doing?! *Really really well done. *What are you doing you half-wit? *Good lord who are you?! *This town makes people so rude! *Utterly compelling yeah... *No, I never had that pleasure. *Hello, hello! *See ya! *Have you ever tried to make it in as an actress. *I love the film movie business. *I love acting, film business is my one true passion. *Choices, choices. *Can I have just that one. *OI!! TAXI!! *Hey look where you're going! *That was top great! *That would never happen in London! *Another day in America... *These Yanks, they're nutters. }} ===English actor=== {{AudioTranscript|w8wisg8229U| *Mate, come on! Shifty shifty! *You're messing with a Londoner! SOUTH LONDONER! *Have a bloody bath mate. You bloody stink. *I'm going to cream you sunshine! *You fat bastard, you ate all the pies! *Hey dude! I'm late for an audition! *I love fighting! Makes me feel like a real man! *Oi guv'nor! *I was a gangster back home but now I'm an actor. *Move you wanker! *Your loss you bloody wanker! *I'm like a pig in pig shit! *You bloody Yank! *Call the bloody embassy! *Move your blooming arse! *Piss off! *Wow! I'm in [[Vinewood]]! *Did your mum dress you? *I was talking to you mate! *I love your clobber mate! *You gotta lose a bit of weight fatty! *British press ruined me, never talked about me at all. *You've been on the pies ay mate? *Well, up yours wanker! *You're doing more press ups than me! *HEY!! I just bought this! *HELP! Oh, you wanker! *You thick Yank! *Oi wanker! Look out! *I'm an actor, not a bollard! *You look dressed in the dark. *You look like a stupid plonker! *That's good gear, where d'you get that mate? *You smell blinded! *Oh mister! *You can't hit me! I'm an actor! *You upstart colonial prat! *Hey mate, bring me a little bit of trumpet! *I'll smash you in half mate! *Bollocks that is! *That is shite! *Grrrrrr... shite! *I'm a rich man! RICH! *Did I say "stick"? *I don't do death scenes, I do acting! *Piss off you septic bastard! *You thieving pillock! *BOLLOCKS! *Mate, I needed that car! *Call my agent, I needed a new jamjar! *No bloody liberty, taking the piss. *Better bloody believe it! *Enough of that shit mate, excuse me. *See ya later treacle! *Have you been down South London? *Have you been to South London? *Have you watched that five uncles show? *Not the bike! Not the bike! *I warn you: I know how to box! *Oh you prat! *You nearly ran me over you prat! *I need some bugle real bad! *Come on mate, gimme some! *Come on wanker! Come on! *Card! *Gimme a card! *I'm good. *Blinded! I'm a bloody champion! *Blinded! Blinded! *Come on, come on black! *You shitebag machine, pay me now! *Don't shoot me! I'm a Londoner! *WANKER! *Get away from the motor! *My motor! I've been robbed! *BOLLOCKS! *That is well uncool! *I mean nothing by it mate! *Bloody shite, I know mate. *A load of bollocks mate. *Rest your cakehole there. *Hey love! *Awright mate! *See you gorgeous. *Have you been to old [[Liberty City]]? *Guv'nor! *Safe mate, yeh mate. *I cannot bear criticism. *I hate reading, I can't do it. *I hate authority. *Call me old ma mate, please? *Bloody terrible! *That's right up my alleyway, that one! *Oi cab! Over here son! *Come on man, I gotta dash! *Am I gonna be alright mate. *This town is blinded! *Put my price on that! *Oi taxi! Get over here! }} ===[[UFOs#DNMOLC1|Native American Alien (DNMOLC1)]]=== *We must take care of Mother Earth. *You're a genius civilization. *Is this mating? *I come in peace. *You are poised for extinction. *I do not wish to hurt you. *I will throw with my right? *I will spill your fluids. [[Category:Dialogues]][[Category:Expand]]

San Fierro Police

  • Watch where you going!
  • Sorry, my fault, entirely!
  • Did you hurt yourself?
  • Yeah, let’s connect!
  • Did your mother drop you as a child?
  • Hey, watch it!
  • Hey, I just polished these shoes!
  • When you see this badge, step the hell aside!
  • Let’s see what you got, boy!
  • Take it like a man!
  • Bruise yourself for pain!
  • When I kick your ass, I’m gonna fuck it!
  • Careful, I know how to use this stick!
  • Move it or loose it!
  • I’m gonna take you down!
  • First I gonna beat you up, than I’m gonna beat you off!
  • Do you wanna bump up? Come on: Show me what you’re hiding down there!
  • Man to man, like nature intended!
  • Prepared for a beating!
  • You wanna bump up, huh?
  • I’m gonna violate your ass!
  • Come on, pal, one fist or two?
  • How can I help you? Please stop!
  • I’m actually a social worker in a uniform!
  • Let me help you, I’m a social worker!
  • I can help you crying out with my help!
  • Did your daddy kiss you?
  • Fighting is never the answer!
  • I just wanna know why you’re so unhappy!
  • Wait, bro!
  • Come on, we can get on the bottom with this!
  • Why you wanna hit me?
  • Stop, we can hold hands and talk about it!
  • The police are your friends!
  • I’m licensed by the state!
  • Hold it, I’m also a social worker!
  • Slow down!
  • Stop, you’re just troubled!
  • Didn’t your mommy love you?
  • Come, let’s open a constructive dialogue!
  • I can feel your pain!
  • You have a death wish, punk?
  • Slow down!
  • I can make this look like a suicide, you know?
  • You’re leaving me no choice; I got to kick your ass!
  • You can’t escape!
  • You ain’t losing me, asshole!
  • I’m dragging your ass to jail!
  • I’m right behind ya, buddy!
  • I’m going to terminate this chase at any cost.
  • My wife puts up a better fight!
  • Slow down, damn it! I just ate!
  • I smell the fear of a criminal!
  • I’m on your ass, daisy!
  • Come on, let’s talk about this!
  • This badge does not break for no one!
  • You can’t escape!
  • You see me coming, don’t ya?
  • I’m on the edge, asshole!
  • I’m gonna slap you good!
  • Get your bitch and switch!
  • Drop your pants, honey!
  • Let’s wrestle to submission!
  • Wrestle me, honey!
  • Let’s hope we don’t have to hurt him!
  • Don’t move a muscle!
  • What are you doing?
  • You’re going downtown!
  • My ex-wife drives better than that!
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • You better pay a price for that!
  • Son-of-a-bitch!
  • Hey!
  • Tell me about your childhood.
  • You're going down.

Las Venturas Police

  • Kicking names and taking ass! Oh wait.
  • If I die, tell my wife she's a bitch!
  • If I don't survive, tell my wife she's a bitch.
  • You're under arrest asshole!
  • Fun time's over, buddy!
  • Pull the trigger pussy!
  • I serve my community by kicking ass!
  • YOU MOVE IN! I have kids!
  • There's no cameras around to catch this beating.
  • Wake up chickenshit!
  • Look at this lucky ass!
  • Move your vehicle!
  • Get out of the way!
  • You're gonna have to move!
  • Move, police!
  • 'scuse me!
  • MOVE!
  • Come on! Move!
  • Hey, this is official police business!
  • Hey!
  • You're wrong, I'm right. I'm the cop!
  • Go ahead; you don't have the balls!
  • You wanna play rough?
  • HEY! BEAT IT!
  • I got the visual on the suspect!
  • Some guy's fooling around with my wife.
  • She's a goddamn cheating wife.
  • Goodbye Angela!
  • My beautiful squad car!
  • That guy's trying to kill me!
  • He's trying to kill us!
  • Your head's gonna get busted for this!
  • Come on tough guy!
  • That's it buddy, you're dead!
  • Come on! There's cops everywhere!
  • GO!! GO!! We got this kid!
  • You think you could get away from me?!
  • Show's over buddy, give up!
  • You are surrounded! Give up!
  • You've been messing with the wrong cop!
  • Just try punk, just try it.
  • About to be in a world of pain, boy...!
  • You little asshole!
  • I got a 11-54 in front of me!
  • You lose your glasses?
  • You see this badge?
  • Damn it! I need some help!
  • Great, now you're making me run?
  • You think I need some evidence?
  • I got a plan, cover me!
  • Ow! My coffee!
  • My car is signing your death warrant!
  • I'm a cop you asshole!
  • Cop killer!
  • Don't be a hero Martinez, stay down!
  • What the hell?!
  • 11-82 in progress!
  • You can't hit a police car!
  • Psycho at the wheel!
  • INCOMING!!
  • You think I'm the good guy? I'm the bad guy!
  • Nice work kid!
  • San Fierro needs more guys like you.
  • Don't expect a reward, kid!
  • Hey! Look over there!
  • Hey! Look behind you!
  • MOVE IN!
  • What's this wise ass trying to do?
  • This little chase is making me angry!
  • We're all over like stink in shit!
  • Smile you son of a bitch! You're mine!
  • Don't move a goddamn muscle chump!
  • You're going down asshole!
  • Hey, we're blocked in here!
  • YOU!! MOVE!
  • You're pushing your luck.
  • Gimme some help over here!
  • I don't believe this guy!
  • AWWW!
  • Hey watch it!
  • I'm gonna enjoy this!
  • Don't lean on me, I lean on you.
  • OK, we'll settle this the hard way.
  • You looking for a attitude ajustment shitsmere?
  • I don't know anybody called Miranda!?
  • Let's settle this!
  • I'd wish I shot ya!
  • Just try it!
  • Put the damn gun now son!
  • You won't get away from me!
  • You're trapped!
  • Looks like we got the last lap boy!
  • We're gonna blow your legs!
  • Anything you say, you better talk!
  • This makes my whole day worthwhile.
  • You're gonna die!
  • You will regret that!
  • Where do you think you're going?
  • PIECE OF SHIT!
  • Damn it, shithead!
  • Shithead!
  • This ain't a good day for you!
  • Thats it!!!
  • Mofo!
  • Nice try dickface!
  • Yeah, yeah!
  • Give it to me baby! Give it to me!
  • Choke on this asshole!
  • You could have been killed!
  • I'm immortal!
  • I spy with my little eye!
  • I'm in pursuit!
  • You're going down pal!
  • Mono en mono, you're surrounded!
  • Dog turd!
  • Don't move Adam Henry!
  • MOVE IT WISE ASS!
  • Hey fender lizard, move it!
  • I got him spotted! I got him spotted!
  • Cover my ass goddammit!
  • WHOA! Man down! Man down!
  • Much obliged, citizen.
  • Suicide by cop? Is that what you're over?
  • God if I lost him...
  • I need backup!
  • I need backup to establish a perimeter!
  • Surrender!
  • Let's make this a D.R.T: dead right there!
  • Let's go boys!

S.W.A.T

  • I'm gonna take you out asshole!!
  • You're gonna die!!!
  • You yellow bastards! Stop
  • YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE!
  • Take him down once and for all!!
  • Holy shit!! Get down!!
  • Move in move in move in!!
  • Look out below!!!
  • Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
  • I ain't walking away from this shithead!
  • You're gonna die asshole!
  • Return fire! I'm going in!
  • Eat dirt!
  • I hate this bit.
  • Comin' in hot!
  • S.W.A.T team coming in!
  • We're all over your ass homeboy!
  • I'm gonna drop him!
  • Mother: I love you!
  • Incoming fire!!
  • Watch out below!!
  • Aw shit! I'm stuck!
  • Target spotted: Get down here boys!
  • Get your weapons down before this gets worse!

San Fierro Triads

  • Fuckhead!
  • Muttonchops!
  • So Sorry.
  • Hey!
  • Don't get too close to big money.
  • Get away from me.

Driving

  • Do we have to torture you?
  • Did your brain just stop working?
  • You got brain freeze or something?
  • Out the way, mutton-head!
  • Off the road, idiot!

Fighting

  • Damn mutton-fool
  • Your children are going to miss you!
  • We're gonna cut you up!
  • We're gonna slice you up!
  • We're gonna slice your face off!
  • You goin' down, fuckhead.

Criticizing CJ's apparel

  • Have you got the red eye disease?

Shooting

  • Keep his damn head down!
  • Gimme a clip on this motherfucker!
  • Hope you liked your face!

Da Nang Boys

  • How's it goin'?
  • Watch it! (bumping into someone)
  • I need a hit of your shit.
  • Hello, fine lady! (to female pedestrians)
  • You like my noodle? (to female pedestrians)
  • Hello, sexy honey! (to female pedestrians)
  • Hello, like shopping? (to female pedestrians)
  • Oh yeah, baby! (to female pedestrians)
  • Gimme some more of that! (to female pedestrians)
  • Hey, dude.
  • Oh, shit now I hungry! (after smoking a joint)
  • You always drink good shit.
  • Hey, brother!
  • American girl talk too much.
  • I gonna go Canada.
  • Tastes good, remind me of prison.
  • This your wallet? (bumping into someone)
  • You want me to shoot you? (when stuck in traffic)
  • I studied astrology in prison.

Telling CJ to leave their turf

  • What is this shit, who are you?
  • Someone drop you off here, girlfriend?
  • You wanna be a gangsta?
  • You got to be from L.S.
  • L.S bastards smell like you!

Commenting on CJ's apparel

  • Nice pants, man.
  • Those are ugly shoes!
  • Where you get your super shoes?
  • Why you wear so funny shoes?
  • I shit on your car!
  • My dad had a cool shirt like that.
  • I want a car like that someday!
  • You need new clothes!
  • You look like homeless.

Fighting

  • No more playing!
  • Who taught you how to fight?
  • I gonna kill you!
  • Oh, I love fighting!
  • You dead now!
  • You wanna fight prison style?
  • You end up in my dinner, chicken!
  • Run while you can!
  • Cover me!

Samoan pedestrian

  • Get out of the way!
  • Move that piece of shit!
  • Komo. (Asshole)
  • Shit! I'll kill you!
  • Ufa. (Fuck you)
  • You better move!
  • Shit! Come on, watch it!
  • Polo (Balls). Kae (Shit). Komo (Asshole).
  • Easy!
  • Stay back asshole!
  • What the...
  • You better not do that again.
  • You like hospitals? You must like hospitals.
  • Man, you crazy?
  • Watch out!
  • A last guy challenged me as a quadrapalegic.
  • Last time I arm wrestle someone, I ripped his arm off.
  • This fresh record from Verona Beach was still hoes!
  • Ain't no cops holding me down.
  • Cops are such pussies.
  • Momos (Shits) with guns. Anyone wants to take me out here, I can fight anybody anytime.
  • Man, where did you get your fit. The thrift store?
  • Man, you're asking for trouble with that outfit.
  • I wouldn't walk around looking like that man.
  • You better look out for the fashion popos.
  • Another working pillow for the hood.
  • Man you need to hit the gym.
  • Man you have to lay off the fast food.
  • Man don't you give a shit about yourself?
  • Shower's over this way komo (asshole).
  • Hey komo (asshole) take a shower.
  • Hey man take a shower, man you stink.
  • Hey don't walk away from me pukio (asshole), I'm talking to you.
  • What, you didn't answer? You didn't hear me?
  • Man you got some style, that's pussy mega style there.
  • Stylin' bro.
  • Looking good bro.
  • Hey homie, looking good.
  • Hey homie, you've been hitting the weights?
  • Hey man, you've been hitting iron?
  • Sweet colombus, that is fresh. Some dope ass clothe.
  • Where did you get that clothe? Is that Renegade you're wearin'?
  • Shit! No! Damn! My bike!
  • You better run now!
  • Polo lou Kama (Your father's balls), I'm gonna kick your ass for this!
  • Man, you're dead.
  • How are you going to pay for my car?!
  • Now you going to have to pay for my car!
  • Kae! (Shit!) Komo! (Asshole!) Ufa! (Fuck you!) You're dead!
  • Look out!
  • Damn! Oh shit!
  • Man, hook me up with a bag. Make it two bags, I'm under a lot of stress.

Purple 31 pedestrian

  • Fool are you on sherms?
  • You bitch-made busta!
  • You about to get beat by a bitch!
  • I mess with girls and guys, so?
  • Im about to start trippin'!
  • Get yo stupid ass movin'!
  • I drink all your booze under the table!
  • Move, punk bitch!
  • Those fool oughta get blasted!
  • I gotta check this mark!
  • Who's this busta ass mark?!
  • Excuse me mark!
  • When I slap you, don't trip!
  • I love violence!
  • On our first date, we should go to Ammu-Nation!
  • Fool, I said raise up!
  • I love lip gloss! And break you off a tip!
  • Better you than me!
  • Well he say he's taking me to Ventura.
  • You up in here smell bangin'.
  • Get 'em up you perpetrator!
  • Jackin' bitches, that's yo M.O.?!
  • I'm startin' to feel a little faded.
  • A bitch ain't got time for this shit!
  • Tryin' to fill a bitch up?!
  • Man that's just triffling!

Countryside redneck

  • Wow son, you're a big boy.
  • Careful piggy!
  • Grandpa got caught in the pig pen, I love a squealer.
  • Why are you driving like that?
  • Ya hit my car! What did you do that for?!
  • Oh yeah! You're real funny kid!
  • My mama taught me how to fight!
  • Go screw your own pigs! You ain't having her!
  • Get away from my home!
  • Howdy, partner!
  • Hello she-male!
  • Have you ever shot a dog?
  • Inbreeding ain't so bad.
  • Did piggy make it?
  • This guy's insane! This must be judgement day!
  • Dude, can I get out of here?
  • Move it, numbnuts!
  • Move!
  • Move your ass!
  • Come on move!
  • Open your eyes, boy!
  • Mama and papa are close cousins.
  • Those little curly tails freak me out.
  • Some peope say swine is fat.
  • I love that car, is that real?
  • Don't shoot! I don't wanna die!
  • Keep yer dirty hands off me!
  • ARGH, off! Get off me!
  • You can't just carjack me!
  • You ain't robbin' me piggy!
  • Oh yeah?!
  • I cannot wait a minute!
  • Have you liked pink pigs?
  • Have you shot a dog?
  • I have a fat hog.
  • What's money? Is that a gun? It's useless.

Mexican sex pedestrian

  • I had porn for breakfast.
  • Shit on a shingle!
  • MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
  • Do you like Japanese school girls?
  • Do you like Bangkok?
  • Take a shower ese.
  • Holy macaroni!
  • Big gun pencil dick sabes!
  • Molest you later!
  • What comes with the aftertaste of poosy?
  • The ladies like to rub the tatas on your tats moreno.
  • You think you have the bolas for me borardo.
  • Goddamn piss swimmer!
  • You smell like my ass man!
  • You drive like a muher!
  • I buy a round for all the boys!
  • Bende hamas!
  • MOVE IT! Le's go!
  • Cabrone!
  • Que paso loco.
  • Pussies are like porridge.
  • You smell like pasulo!
  • Carre I hate this weather.
  • You better not walk away from me, puto!
  • Nice ink!
  • Ah! The boobies are out today!
  • Pendejo (Berk), that was my car!
  • Chale!
  • Paboso!
  • Shit! My finger! AHH!!
  • I need some smoke, I need to get whacked!
  • Have you got some whack-whack!
  • Game over, pendejo! (berk!)
  • Get off me pendejo! (berk!)
  • What you doing man?!
  • HEY! My porno's in there!!
  • You better hope I don't find you!!
  • Hey! Nobody takes away my porn!!
  • Hey! I want my money! That's for the big show!
  • Chale! No way!
  • Forget it man!
  • Hey there, chula!
  • Shit, I was gonna get some pussy!
  • Pussy's great for Ammu-Nation!
  • I love the cock. I love the Zebra bar.
  • Paboso cabbie!
  • Keep going man. I want that cabucha!
  • Carifa!
  • You got big bolas! Keep the change!
  • You like young girls too?!

"Mr Trenchcoat"

  • They are watching us!
  • They know.
  • You know they know.
  • Get away from me!
  • He's one of them!
  • You're not gonna probe me again!
  • You green blooded monster!

Kifflom backpacker

  • Kifflom, brother uncle!
  • Are you looking for spiritual answers?
  • Kifflom! Kifflom!
  • Can I interest you in religion?
  • Dinosaurs are a lie! FACT!
  • Cris Formage saved my life!
  • Epsilon protect me!!
  • Put me up brother uncle!
  • Something big is happening in American religion.
  • You should read our literature!
  • Can I talk to you about religion?
  • Kifflom! Kifflom be praised!!
  • Don't corrupt me! I'm saved!
  • Kifflom and Krant!
  • Before I read the tract, I was lost.
  • Careful, brother uncle.
  • Careful, careful.
  • Do you need spiritual guidance?
  • Find out!
  • Have you ever taken a karate lesson for free?
  • Have you thought about the answers to the universe?
  • I bring a message of peace.
  • I haven't been with my parents since I've joined the fellowship.
  • I haven't spoke to my parents since...
  • I lie with nine of my sisters every week.
  • Join our fellowship.
  • No, it's a terrible lie.
  • Kifflom! Krant! Help!
  • On the road take care in the woods of darkness.
  • Partner sharing is a integrated part of Cris's vision.
  • The world's beautiful, and so are you.
  • Yes, it's all thanks to epsilonism.
  • They should all read the Epsilon tract.
  • Kifflom, sister aunt!
  • Have you read the Epsilon tract?
  • Biology is a LIE!
  • I love the sexual side of Epsilonism!
  • Epsilonism doesn't allow this!!

Refined pedestrian

  • You smell like shit sir.
  • Who cut the cheese?
  • You smell like Copenhagen.
  • My old tailor is in a box at home.
  • Whoopsie daisy!
  • Might I sniff you again, sir?
  • Excuse me! Your vehicle seems to be in the way!
  • You are creating an incident!
  • You are not moving when you should be!
  • Please forgive me!
  • No broken bones!
  • Quality tailoring makes the man!
  • Trust funds for everyone!
  • This weather is dissapointing.
  • I love to travel! France is so lovely!
  • A tattoo is for heathens.
  • You smell exquisite.
  • You remind me of spring!
  • Tattoos remind me of my service day.
  • What do you think you're doing?!
  • I'm on my way to the symphony!
  • Maniac!
  • Menace!
  • You're sick! You're dangerous!
  • I need something to keep me polite.
  • Your devotion to fitness is admirable.
  • I would like to get stoned.
  • Oh my! Please be more gentle!
  • Take more money for petrol!
  • I'll call the constable!
  • This property isn't yours!
  • You want a donation?
  • You fool!
  • Greetings sir, how do you do sir?
  • Do you enjoy the programme "law"?
  • I find Ammu-Nation supplies me well.
  • You are a gentleman and a scholar.
  • Perhaps in another colour, this supports my purposes.
  • Chauffeur! Taxi!
  • Let's hit the road!
  • With haste, young man!
  • Now hurry, and off the way we go!
  • The stickiest of the icky please.
  • My motorised penny farthing!
  • Oh dear.
  • Poor swine!
  • Your finest narcotics please.
  • Violence is a last resort. You have provoked me into action!
  • That's the way the cookie crumbles!
  • If you excuse me: I must ask for my vehicle back!
  • Yes! Truly unfortunate!
  • Absolutely not!
  • How do you madam?
  • Enjoy yourself sir!
  • Sprunk taste like dirt.
  • Oh my word, no.
  • Public transportation is rubbish!
  • You sir are a menace!
  • I regret stepping into this contrivance!
  • My blind wolfhound drives better than you!
  • Oh my goodness!
  • Did you notice that person?!
  • You've killed the poor person!
  • My solicitor has been informed! I shall alert the authorities!

Dread gangster

  • What's your price one-timer? I'm a high roller!
  • My lawyers are gonna have you on desk work!
  • Step aside baby-nuts!
  • I've got a bad, bad temper!
  • I don't know about the hood!
  • Vatos can't fix that bucket!
  • This fool's got a hearing problem!
  • My bike! That is yo ass!
  • You getting that bike fixed, mort!
  • You bucket-drivin' busta!
  • You gotta see it to believe it!
  • You gonna cuff me? An innocent man?!
  • Shit man! Are ya tryin' to kill me?!
  • You're not a popo, are you?
  • It's on now, busta!
  • I'm surgical with these fists!
  • I'm gonna make you suck my gun!
  • You just declared a war busta! Hope you made a will!
  • That's my car punk!
  • I can't be faded homie!
  • Don't make this a 1A7!
  • Your luck has just run out!
  • Hell yeah, it's the bomb!
  • No way! I don't think so homie!
  • Hey baby!
  • Hey bitch!
  • Alright bitch, keep that ass warm!
  • Ventura 5-0 is stressin' me!
  • Hey! Bring this shit right there!
  • Get this thing rolling man! Step on it!
  • You're making enemies with this thing man!

Black drug dealer

  • I gotta call my lawyer!
  • Got some sticky-icky-icky homie!
  • So this is the best shit man! Government issue!
  • Yo man! Why you stressin' me!
  • Man! Damn! My ProLaps!
  • Man! You should've smoked me CJ!
  • Hey man, it's my block CJ!
  • Man, you half dead CJ!
  • Hey man, you tryin' to check me punk?!
  • Now what's up bitch!
  • CJ I'm gone! I'm gone!
  • Man, fool, I don't know no you!
  • Hey man, see you later dawg. See ya later.
  • Man, I ain't the one homie!
  • I'm supposed to be dead dawg?!
  • I should turn my life around?
  • Sherm! Sherm! Get 'em sherm!
  • I ain't GOTS to do a damn thing!
  • What da hell?!

DJ pedestrian

  • Everyone is tryin' to rip me off.
  • Come on man!
  • I got places I wanna be!
  • No way homie, I'm on to you.
  • Nice to meet you.
  • Hey when you back up, the people say beep!
  • My two-wheeled baby!
  • When they set up a needle, you set up a production sequel.
  • I should get big muscles like yours!
  • Pencil dick asshole!
  • Corporate gangsta!
  • Oh you can take it, I need all the the insurance money.
  • Stop rhymin' and start runnin'!
  • What?! Stop what are you doing?! My recs are in there!
  • I'm a kill you now!
  • Yeah, you be sorry now!
  • Holy remix!
  • Bless my diamond stylus!
  • Street means body armour!
  • Hey! Hey! This car is also my home!
  • Homey, I ain't afraid of your major label bullshit.
  • Great spinnin' 2 inches!
  • These city streets ain't safe!
  • Stop! That's my house! Uh, I mean my car!
  • When I get famous, you'll be sorry!
  • Didn't you realise I'm the prince of the dicks?
  • Pick it up baby bop, come on!
  • Aw, you got some nice moves there!
  • No homie, you can keep the change!
  • Oh no! My house! I mean my car!
  • Be careful, this car is also my home.

Caucasian drug dealer

  • Excuse moi, asshole!
  • I'm gonna cut you a new smile!
  • This is shit man, and you know it!
  • I'm gonna mess your ghetto ass up!
  • This stuff is the shit!
  • ASSHOLE!!
  • Come on man! Take the cash man! Let me go!
  • Gotta cut this shit with washing powder.
  • I hope I'm not watching my house.
  • Hey you got the wrong guy!
  • Man you're deluded!
  • Do you know who my dad is? I'm connected, ASSHOLE!
  • Whatever sport!
  • OK, I read you loud and clear.
  • Take it to someone who cares.
  • Go screw a raccoon.
  • This shit's weapon great!
  • Watch this stuff, its rocket fuel man!
  • You want sliced?!
  • You think you're something huh?!
  • Oh you wanna do the "nasty dance" huh!
  • I can't believe this shit!!
  • I want my lawyer!

Ex-convict thug