Trojan Voodoo

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Trojan Voodoo
Umberto Robina talking to two female customers at Café Robina

Umberto Robina talking to two female customers at Café Robina
Game GTA Vice City
For Umberto Robina
Target Haitian Drug Factory
Location Little Havana, Vice City
Reward $10,000
Unlocked by Dirty Lickin's

Trojan Voodoo is the last mission performed for Umberto Robina by the protagonist in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.



Umberto has come up with the perfect way to deal a blow to the Haitians. The building that was raided during the mission Cannon Fodder is the Haitian drug processing plant. This time, the intent is to destroy it.

The Mission

To get the explosives into the plant, you'll need a Voodoo car, in this operation, Umberto's boy, Pepe will go with you. Get a Voodoo and drive to the meeting place where Rico and the Cubans are waiting, then, drive through the block to the Haitian Drug Plant, park behind the other two Voodoos and wait for the Haitians to open the gate, then, when the gate is open, drive to the open parking lot in the plant and park on the pink marker.

Once you park there, get off the car and prepare to set the explosives, run to the pink markers inside of the plant, there are three markers, one at the entrance, one on the second floor and the last one on the back of the ground floor. You can place the bombs in any order, once you place the first bomb, you have 45 seconds to place the other two bombs and get out of the plant. When the bombs are set up, run out of the plant and you'll find that the main gate is locked, there is a set of stairs behind a compound building, run up the stairs and run through the roof.

A cutscene where the plant explodes and several Haitians are killed in the explosion. Mission complete.


(Café Robina, Umberto Robina approaches two women in his fathers café.)

Umberto Robina: Hey ladies. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. Then...then, I'm gonna make love like a man. You know that, chica? Something like this.

(Umberto starts humping the air and one of the women throws coffee on his crotch. Then the women leave.)

Female Customer: Loser!

Umberto Robina: Hey baby. I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole! Umberto Robina likes the ladies, not some goat in a skirt!

(Tommy arrives.)

Umberto Robina: Tommy! Tommy, I love you, I love you. Let's go!

Tommy Vercetti: Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?

Umberto Robina: No time for coffee. Besides, I just had one. We gonna take out the Haitians. Tommy, how do you take out a snake? You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!

Tommy Vercetti: Whatever you say Umberto.

Umberto Robina: Tommy, you go get us a little Haitian car. When you get it, come back and pick up my boy, Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians. Then, you go around to the Haitians' processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive. BOOM! Bye bye!

Tommy Vercetti: Umberto, what about you?

Umberto Robina: Uhhh...I'm gonna stay and watch over the cafe with Poppa. He no feeling so good.

(Little Havana: Tommy)

Tommy Vercetti: The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema. But this comes close...

(Voodoo: Pepe)

Pepe: Oy, let's go find our muchachos! Man, this is a nice part of town. This place is a dump, man. I had a beautiful woman... lived around this neighborhood. You know, they do nice pizzas here. You lost, man? Whoa, man. You drive like a crazy bitch!

(Meeting spot: Rico, Pepe and Tommy)

Cuban: Hola amigos. Oy - the solvent is round the back, amigo.

Pepe: Bueno. Haitian Putas. Muerte.

Cuban: Vamos.

Tommy Vercetti: Vamos indeed.

Pepe: Follow my compadres.

(Drug plant: Tommy.)

Tommy Vercetti: Pepe, I'm gonna go plant the bomb, cover me.


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