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Mr. Fackler, 'Love Meet' Founder.
Mr. Fackler, 'Love Meet' Founder.
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| My dearest son,
I was thinking about you, and I thought I write. I receive nice e mail from your cousin. He say you had seen Florian Cravic again. Did he become a professional wrestler, as he say? He was always strange boy. Roman also tells me has woman nice in his life and that maybe there was someone special for you too. Life here is much same - crops grow, the country flounders, British people come to buy holiday homes they never visit, the politicians argue and we all want things will change. I have long memory. Life always confusing uncertain. Only problems change. We have never known freedom, and nor democracy. Sometimes, I think this makes realist life easier for us. In America I imagine the people must be bitter. The world used to love the, now they are despised. This President Lawton seems like a foolish man. Have you met him? Roman said that you and him were up for a prestigious award and you had some powerful friends.
Your loving mother.
Mother
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
| Dear mother, thanks for your mail. Life in America is okay, thank you for your concern. I wish Roman would join me from his time spent living in clouds. He makes things up, I don't know why. He has a nice woman in his life, that is true, the rest is lies. Apart from Florian Cravic. We have seen him. He is very different.
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Escuela of the Streets Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thank you. Moj dragi sine,

thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.

Your loving mother.

Mother

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Catch the Wave MilicaBellic@eyefind.info Wedding bells? Moj dragi sine,

I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,

Tvoja veoljena majka.

Mother

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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!

See ya later

Roman

Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes. Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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Mr. Fackler, 'Love Meet' Founder.

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That Special Someone (sparing Darko) Niko,

So, after all that, you found a heart, eh? Good for you. Now, move on. Give up this life you have chosen. The net is closing in on a bunch of your colleagues and associates. I would not want you to get caught up in what is sure to be a bloody business.

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Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well. That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
Mr. and Mrs. Bellic (revenge) Niko,

Cousin, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. You should have followed my advice, not become fixated with revenge. Give up, please. I am begging you.

See ya later

Roman

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Out of Commission/A Revenger's Tragedy Pilgrim,

Expand your horizons. Go to www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.comto travel the path that will allow you to unlock your inner spirit guide and know the full potential of earthly splendor that is your right as a GOLDEN DHARMA GOD. THESE SECRETS will allow you to read between the lines of society, physics and logic. THE MAN is trying to keep you down. He has built this world as your cage. BREAK FREE. You have been shown the gateway, walk through it.

Feel the Truth

Live in Freedom.

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