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| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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| fackler@love-meet.net
| New LoveMeet Matches!
| Dear Lovemeet user,
NIK0LIBERTY, our computers have detected you would be a perfect <u>[[love-meet.net|LoveMeet]]</u>match for LAWCHICK or SOBOHOE! Date them both or choose just one. Bigamy is easy when you're internet dating in a city as big as Liberty! Love, companionship or anonymous sex could be just a click away.
Sorry we cannot help you further.
Mr. Fackler, 'Love Meet' Founder.
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| [[That Special Someone]] (sparing Darko)
| [[That Special Someone]] (sparing Darko)

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Escuela of the Streets Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thank you. Moj dragi sine,

thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.

Your loving mother.

Mother

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Catch the Wave MilicaBellic@eyefind.info Wedding bells? Moj dragi sine,

I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,

Tvoja veoljena majka.

Mother

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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!

See ya later

Roman

Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes. Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
That Special Someone (sparing Darko) Niko,

So, after all that, you found a heart, eh? Good for you. Now, move on. Give up this life you have chosen. The net is closing in on a bunch of your colleagues and associates. I would not want you to get caught up in what is sure to be a bloody business.

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United Liberty Paper Co.

Thanks for your wise words. And good luck with trying to run the world. It seems it is not going so well. That business can't be anymore bloody than the work you got me involved in. I'll take my chances.
Mr. and Mrs. Bellic (revenge) Niko,

Cousin, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. You should have followed my advice, not become fixated with revenge. Give up, please. I am begging you.

See ya later

Roman

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Out of Commission/A Revenger's Tragedy Pilgrim,

Expand your horizons. Go to www.whattheydonotwantyoutoknow.comto travel the path that will allow you to unlock your inner spirit guide and know the full potential of earthly splendor that is your right as a GOLDEN DHARMA GOD. THESE SECRETS will allow you to read between the lines of society, physics and logic. THE MAN is trying to keep you down. He has built this world as your cage. BREAK FREE. You have been shown the gateway, walk through it.

Feel the Truth

Live in Freedom.

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