|Accidents Will Happen|
Victor Vance talking to Reni Wassulmaier and Frankie at the InterGlobal Films Studio
|Game||GTA Vice City Stories|
|Location||Prawn Island, Vice City|
The Colonel's Coke (after completing Turn On, Tune In, Bug Out)|
|Unlocked by||Brawn of the Dead|
Accidents Will Happen is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories given to protagonist Victor Vance from avant garde film director Reni Wassulmaier from the InterGlobal Films Studio on Prawn Island, Vice City.
Vic drops by the InterGlobal Films office and Reni has got some job for him. Reni tells Vic that she needs him to do some stunts while being filmed in a red Infernus. Vic gets to the start line and starts stunting through Ocean Beach and Vice Point and driving at fast speed towards other stunt cars causing them to explode. When Vic drives over a ramp the car stops inside a house while breaking its windows.
Reni Wassulmaier: What do you think, eh? It is genius, no? Genius!
(Frankie walks around Reni)
Reni Wassulmaier: Frankie!
Frankie: Genius, Reni.
Reni Wassulmaier: Genius, darling. It is the story of the age. Success and failure. Man, woman. And me, I smash them together. Art and advertising. Future and past. Man and woman.
Victor Vance: Umm...
Reni Wassulmaier: Frankie who is this gorgeous man?
Frankie: I don't know. Who are you?
Victor Vance: I'm looking for someone called Reni.
Victor Vance: Uh, yeah... Spitz said you might want something?
Reni Wassulmaier: Something? Ah! Cocaine! Darling, I want cocaine! Mummy wants some snort and she wants it now! You must be the cocaine man! Frankie, the cocaine man is here!
(Reni and Frankie both jump excitedly)
Victor Vance: Hey! You think you can say it any louder? I don't think they heard you in Cuba.
Reni Wassulmaier: Oh, you fucking square. It's only a bit of snow.
(Frankie leaves the room)
Reni Wassulmaier: It's nineteen eighty fucking four, darling. Everyone is on
Victor Vance: Whatever you say, mister... uh... lady... err...
Reni Wassulmaier: Oh, darling, I'm a little bit of everything. I'm universal. But you, angel, you're unique. Can I film you undressing?
(Frankie comes back into the room)
Frankie: Oh, Reni, we've got a problem!
Reni Wassulmaier: Not now, darling. I'm flirting. I'm dreaming.
Frankie: Um, Reni...
Reni: A chateau on the Loire...
Frankie: But Reni...
Reni Wassulmaier: Two lovers entwined...
Frankie: Reni, the stunt guy just quit. He said he didn't like you touching his ass.
Reni Wassulmaier: He what? Oh, that was just fun! This is real passion. [to Vic] Darling, please, save me.
(Reni clutches Vic's legs. Frankie laughs)
Victor Vance: Hey, get off!
Reni Wassulmaier: Then save me!
Victor Vance: Wait, wait, what do you need?
Reni Wassulmaier: Just a driver.
Vic: OK, fine. Just get off-- Hey! Get off.
(Cut to Vic and Reni outside)
Victor Vance: So you don't need any product?
Reni Wassulmaier: I need metaphor for the calamities of life, darling. Drive well and I'll find you more buyers than you can use with more users than you could buy. Remember, angel, this commercial needs action, action, action.
(Reni gets in a helicopter and takes off)
Reni Wassulmaier: (through megaphone) Ok, action!
A similar mission for InterGlobal Films was due to feature in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, but was cut during development.
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