Accidents Will Happen

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Mission
Accidents Will Happen
Game GTA Vice City Stories
For Reni Wassulmaier
Target Stunting
Location Interglobal Films
Unlocks The Colonel's Coke
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Accidents Will Happen is a mission in GTA Vice City Stories given by Reni Wassulmaier to protagonist Vic Vance at the InterGlobal Films, Prawn Island.

Brief

Vic drops by the InterGlobal Films office and Reni has got some job for him. Reni tells Vic that she needs him to do some stunts while being filmed in a red Infernus. Vic gets to the start line and starts stunting through Ocean Beach and Vice Point and driving at fast speed towards other stunt cars causing them to explode. When Vic drives over a ramp the car stops inside a house while breaking it's windows.

Script

Reni: What do you think, eh? It is genius, no? Genius!

(Frankie walks around Reni)

i: Frankie!

Frankie: Genius, Reni.

Reni: Genius, darling. It is the story of the age. Success and failure. Man, woman. And me, I smash them together. Art and advertising. Future and past. Man and woman.

(Vic enters)

Vic: Umm...

Reni: Frankie who is this gorgeous man?

Frankie: I don't know. Who are you?

Vic: I'm looking for someone called Reni.

Frankie: Ta-daa.

Vic: Uh, yeah... Spitz said you might want something?

Reni: Something? Ah! Cocaine! Darling, I want cocaine! Mummy wants some snort and she wants it now! You must be the cocaine man! Frankie, the cocaine man is here!

('Reni and Frankie both jump excitedly)

Vic: Hey! You think you can say it any louder? I don't think they heard you in Cuba.

Reni: Oh, you fucking square. It's only a bit of snow.

(Frankie leaves the room)

Reni: It's nineteen eighty fucking four, darling. Everyone is on
cocaine!
Vic: Whatever you say, mister... uh... lady... err...
Reni: Oh, darling, I'm a little bit of everything. I'm universal.
Reni Wassulmaier. But you, angel, you're unique. Can I film you
undressing?

(Frankie comes back into the room)

Frankie: Oh, Reni, we've got a problem!
Reni: Not now, darling. I'm flirting. I'm dreaming.
Frankie: Um, Reni...
Reni: A chateau on the Loire...
Frankie: But Reni...
Reni: Two lovers entwined...
Frankie: Reni, the stunt guy just quit. He said he didn't like you
touching his ass.
Reni: He what? Oh, that was just fun! This is real passion. [to Vic] Darling, please, save me.

(Reni clutches Vic's legs. Frankie laughs)

Vic: Hey, get off!
Reni: Then save me!
Vic: Wait, wait, what do you need?
Reni: Just a driver.
Vic: OK, fine. Just get off-- Hey! Get off.

(Cut to Vic and Reni outside)

Vic: So you don't need any product?
Reni: I need metaphor for the calamities of life, darling. Drive well
and I'll find you more buyers than you can use with more users
than you could buy. Remember, angel, this commercial needs
action, action, action.

(Reni gets in a helicopter and takes off)

Reni: (through megaphone) Ok, action!