|Full Name||Alan McClean|
|Home||Southern San Andreas|
Alan McClean is an parenting guide author and resident of southern San Andreas. His parenting guide, Hitting Kids works Wonders, was published by GetMo Publishing prior to the setting of GTA V. McClean's 9-step parenting method revolves around Marine-esque physical discipline, claiming that "Your kid may come back a bit bruised, but he'll never disrespect you again. And that’s a fact." McClean also runs a weekend bootcamp to compliment the book.
McClean is politically conservative, formerly supporting the Coffee Grinder Party (based on the American Tea Party Movement) until "they went soft". He is also a Christian, with his religious views stated as "Old Testament". Aside from parenting, his interests include dune buggies, gladiators and Roman history.