|Game||GTA Vice City Stories|
|Location||Little Havana, Vice City|
|Unlocks||Papi Don't Screech|
Victor drops-by Umberto's home looking for more work. The Cholos have been causing havoc around the neighborhood and so, Victor and two Cuban gang members get in a four-door car and kill all the gang of Cholos who are causing chaos around Little Havana. Once all the wave of Cholos are killed Victor takes the Cubans back to Umberto.
(Umberto, welfare woman, and Victor inside Umberto's home.)
Umberto Robina: You got some Cuban in you? You look like you got some Cuban in you, lady.
Woman: Er, no... I'm from Ohio.
Umberto Robina: You want some Cuban in you, lady?
Woman: No. Like I told you, I'm a lesbian on a committed journey with my life partner. Now, Mr. Robina, about your father's welfare claim...
Umberto Robina: Oh, whatever, man... Vic, I tell you, this bitch is crazy for me. Can you smell it?
Victor Vance: She's going wild.
Umberto Robina: Always the same... Listen, we got a problem, huh? Your boy, Jerry; he's causing all sorts of trouble.
Victor Vance: Martinez? Goddamn it!
Woman: Er, Mr. Robina, must I remind you, I am a very busy woman.
Umberto Robina: Eh, baby... mira, listen, you keep your panties on, OK? I got some serious man-shit to deal with, with my buddy. Why don't you just stay down, stay pretty? Don't worry, uh? I'll be back with some serious chorizo. Uh, you got a friend for my buddy? He's a little bit shy. Whatever. Vic, let's roll!
(Victor, Umberto and two Cubans outside.)
Umberto Robina: Show these boys how to be men, and take back our streets from these bitch Cholos. I have my own bitch to deal with, inside.
Victor Vance: You're not coming?
Umberto Robina: I will be soon... but not with you, my friend! I'm hot, baby!