|Target||Magazine copies, thief|
|Location||Hepburn Heights, Portland, Liberty City|
|Unlocked by||Trial By Fire|
Claude goes to the payphone in Hepburn Heights, which is ringing. El Burro instructs Claude to follow a SPANKED-up thief who has stolen the latest copy of Donkey Does Dallas and collect the copies as they fly out of the back of a van. After collecting all the magazines, Claude kills the thief and then returns the magazines to XXXMags in the Red Light District.
El Burro: A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press! But that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now tastefully photographed adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty. Take the van and follow that trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3 collecting it as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him. Then deliver my donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.
The reward for completion of the mission is $20,000 and the unlocking of the Turismo race, El Burro's first mission. The Portland safehouse will also be seen with stacks of pornographic magazines thereafter.
- The mission name may be a reference to a veiny penis.
- If the player already completed Sayonara Salvatore, the Mafia use Micro Uzis rather than shotguns in this mission, making it easier.
- There is a time limit in this mission. The player has an inital 25 seconds the complete the mission, and each magazine collected adds one second to the timer.
- Following the trail of magazines is merely a way for the player to find the thief, and is not actually necessary for the completion of the mission. It is possible to take a shortcut from St. Marks straight to Portland Harbor if the player has enough time left on the timer. Doing so will lessen the amount of driving otherwise needed considerably.
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