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	~~''For other characters in the [[Grand Theft Auto]] series called "Brian", see [[Brian]].''~~

	'''Brian Baylor''' is a resident of Shady Pines who supports [[Citizens United Negating Technology\|Citizens United Negating Technology For Life and People's Safety]]. He claims that <blockquote>“I’ve always had a healthy sexual appetite. Around the time I hit puberty, I became sexually fixated with my grandmother. I could not get her out of my mind. People told me it was wrong, but I honestly believed that they were lying. If it feels so right, how can it be wrong, right? Wrong! I heard about the interweb. I went online expecting to discover a whole secret society of people JUST like me who loved much elder relatives, and hoped that for the first time since I gave up fantasizing about my sister, I could feel normal. How wrong I was. No one is obsessed with their grandma aside from me. I am a complete freak, and completely alone. The internet has ruined EVERYTHING. The worst of it is I STILL LOVE HER!”</blockquote>		'''Brian Baylor''' is a resident of Shady Pines who supports [[Citizens United Negating Technology\|Citizens United Negating Technology For Life and People's Safety]]. He claims that <blockquote>“I’ve always had a healthy sexual appetite. Around the time I hit puberty, I became sexually fixated with my grandmother. I could not get her out of my mind. People told me it was wrong, but I honestly believed that they were lying. If it feels so right, how can it be wrong, right? Wrong! I heard about the interweb. I went online expecting to discover a whole secret society of people JUST like me who loved much elder relatives, and hoped that for the first time since I gave up fantasizing about my sister, I could feel normal. How wrong I was. No one is obsessed with their grandma aside from me. I am a complete freak, and completely alone. The internet has ruined EVERYTHING. The worst of it is I STILL LOVE HER!”</blockquote>