Chatterbox FM/Script

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1 . Squirell guy

Lazlow : Alright , Liberty City , this is your talk radio show Chatterbox , where your oppinion matters . Let's go to the phones...hello caller , you're on Chatterbox .

Caller : Hey , ya ever ate possum, that's some good eating.

Lazlow : Naah , I really can't say I have.

Caller : Hell , ya aught to try it sometime , I tell ya man , it's good eating . Possum , raccoons , even zebra meat , cooks up pretty good .

Lazlow : Err , do you have anything else to say , or....

Caller : Pigeons . Pigeons are good too . Sometimes , they come with notes attached... it's like... a fortunate cookie with wings . Squirrels ... squirrels is not so good , they ... taste like goldfish ... meats real stringy . ''Ya know what I mean ?

Lazlow : Ermm , actually , I can't say that I do . .. umm.... but if I did eat too much 'squirrel , and put on a few extra pounds , I'd use the Dormatron ... unlike those other exercise machines that require you to be awake , the Dormatron actually exercises you over night .


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