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'''Cluckin' Bell''' is a fast food restaurant chain that appears in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]] and [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. Its name is probably a euphemism of ''fucking hell''. Cluckin' Bell is most likely based on [[wp:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] and [[wp:KFC|KFC]], and appears to be a combination of both: they serve chicken, and have a bell shaped logo.
 
'''Cluckin' Bell''' is a fast food restaurant chain that appears in [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]], [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]] and [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. Its name is probably a euphemism of ''fucking hell''. Cluckin' Bell is most likely based on [[wp:Taco Bell|Taco Bell]] and [[wp:KFC|KFC]], and appears to be a combination of both: they serve chicken, and have a bell shaped logo.
  

Revision as of 21:43, 25 September 2009

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The Cluckin' Bell logo

Cluckin' Bell is a fast food restaurant chain that appears in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories and Grand Theft Auto IV. Its name is probably a euphemism of fucking hell. Cluckin' Bell is most likely based on Taco Bell and KFC, and appears to be a combination of both: they serve chicken, and have a bell shaped logo.

GTA III Era

In the GTA III Era timeline, Cluckin' Bell was established in 1982. In 1992 (the setting of GTA San Andreas) the company ran two advertisements on local media. The first suggests that Cluckin' Bell had used to put rats inside their chickens to increase the amount of meat to sell, later changing to hormones. The second commercial states that Cluckin' Bell breed chickens quickly (most likely factory farming) with 'Six wings, forty breasts' before gassing the chickens. Their stock prices fell when they denied using factory farms, although the song suggests that their stock price has risen again.

Cluckin' Bell also sponsors the Beat The Cock Challenge, two triathlons, which take place at Santa Maria Beach, Los Santos and Palomino Creek, Red County. Posters for the challenge are located at various points around San Andreas, including the Cobra Marital Arts Gym.

In 1994, Cluckin' Bell was taken to court in Ohio, winning the case after no link could be found between Cluckin' Bell meals and mammary gland swelling. The Cluckin' Bell website also says that the company takes no responsibility for erectile dysfunction, hair loss, heart disease, brain shrinkage, obesity, stomach ulcers, blindness or teenage acne. The website also documents how a "recent" case against the company ended after the judge in Mexico City was killed.

In GTA Liberty City Stories, a billboard appears with a Cluckin' Bell advertisement on it, stating that a 'Fowl Wrap' (foul crap) is 99 cents.

Theme Song

The companies two theme songs used in their somewhat odd radio advertisments are below. The first is as follows:

Cock a doodle doo it's time for chicken!
Cock a doodle doo it's time for a feast!

Eat a 90 piece bucket you can tell.... he's been to cluckin bell!

The chicken is a bird with a tiny brain,
So we assume he doesn't feel any pain

We shrink their heads and we breed 'em fast,
six wings, forty breasts, then they're gassed,

Cock a doodle doo we're psychotic crazies,
Cock a doodle doo factory farming's insane,

We denied it all before our stock price fell,
Come down to cluckin bell!

Cluckin' Bell: If you enjoyed it, the chicken didn't die in vain!

And the second:

Cock-a-doodle-do, we're a huge corporation,
Cock-a-doodle-do, and we can't be stopped,
All you protesters can go to hell,
It's time for Cluckin Bell!

From the factory farmer to your plate,
The chicken's life is a sorry state,
It's pumped full of chemicals, but what the hell,
They even make my breasts swell!

Filled full of hormones, so they get fat,
At least we no longer slip in a rat,
I love chicken with a shitty smell,
And that's why I love Cluckin Bell!

Cluckin' Bell: Suffering never tasted so good!

Store Locations

Menu

Here is the menu available at Cluckin' Bell restaurants in GTA San Andreas. Costs of stores in Las Venturas are 20% more expensive.

Meal Price Fat % Increase
Cluckin' Little Meal $2/$2 1%
Cluckin' Big Meal $5/$6 2%
Cluckin' Huge Meal $10/$12 3%
Salad Meal $10/$12 0%

GTA IV

In GTA IV, the player can download a Cluckin' Bell theme for their phone via the website www.vipluxuryringtones.com. The Cluckin' Bell logo can be found on some Benson trucks. There are also two stores located in the city: at The Triangle in Algonquin and Cerveza Heights in Dukes, as well as a closed store in Northwood, Algonquin. Cluckin' Bell is Little Jacob's favorite eating spot.

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The Cluckin Bell at Star Junction in GTA IV.
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Trivia

  • In certain Cluckin' Bell restaurants in GTA San Andreas if a sniper rifle or camera is zoomed in on the dispensable drinking cups, cups with the Burger Shot logo can be seen.

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