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{{infobox mission
|name=Crazy '69'
|game=LCS
|image=Crazy'69'-GTALCS.jpg
|size=300px
|caption=[[Leon McAffrey]] introducing his [[LCPD in GTA III Era|partner]] [[Ray Machowski]] to [[Toni Cipriani]] in [[Aspatria]].
|for=[[Leon McAffrey]]
|target=[[Forelli Family]] mobsters
|location=[[Aspatria]], [[Staunton Island]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]]
|reward=[[Money|$]]2,000<br>[[Dragon Outfit]]
|unlocks=[[Night of the Livid Dreads]]
|unlockedby=[[The Whole 9 Yardies]]
}}
'''Crazy '69'''' is a mission in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]] given to [[Protagonist|protagonist]] [[Toni Cipriani]] by corrupt [[LCPD in GTA III Era|LCPD]] police officer [[Leon McAffrey]] from [[Aspatria]], [[Staunton Island]], [[Liberty City in GTA III Era|Liberty City]].

==Mission==
Toni meets Leon and his new partner, [[Ray Machowski]], in Aspatria and after a brief introduction, Leon and Toni leave to 'fight organised crime'. Toni and Leon go to [[Belleville Park]], where Leon has Toni kill twenty [[Forelli Family]] mobsters with a [[Katana]] sword.

==Script==
'''Leon McAffrey''': I don't know what I did wrong in my past life to deserve you. Ray, you're 40 years old, and you have no idea what's really going on. I don't know how you've gotten this far. I don't know how somebody hasn't put a bullet in your mother Theresa head yet.

'''Ray Machowski''': Hey watch your mouth, Leon. I can't believe we're having this fucking conversation.

'''Leon McAffrey''': What, are you gonna run to mommy? Are you gonna jump on daddy's knee? Ask for a wet kiss?

(''Toni walks in on the conversation'')

'''Leon McAffrey''': Hey Toni!

'''Ray Machowski''': Freeze, asshole.

'''Leon McAffrey''': WOAH! Woah! Woah! Easy! Meet my new partner, Mr. Hip! He's gonna make sure I do everything by the book! Toni Cipriani, Ray Machowski. He's with us. Hey we're gonna go fight organized crime now. You run along to the precinct, fill out a report. You're a good kid... Let's go, Toni.

'''Ray Machowski''': You piece of shit, Leon.

==Reward==
The reward for completing the mission is [[Money|$]]2,000 and the [[Dragon Outfit]], along with the [[Night of the Livid Dreads]] mission is unlocked.

==Trivia==
*The mission name refers to the film [[wp:Kill Bill|Kill Bill]], where [[wp:Uma Thurman|Uma Thurman]] fights a group of Yakuza gangsters known as The Crazy 88. She uses a katana, just like Toni. 
*The number [[69]] is a reference to the sexual position.

==Gallery==
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File:Crazy'69'-GTALCS2.jpg|[[Toni Cipriani]] about to drive to [[Belleville Park]] to kill twenty [[Forelli Family]] mobsters with a [[Katana|sword]].
File:Crazy'69'-GTALCS3.jpg|[[Toni Cipriani]] shortly after beheading a [[Forelli Family]] mobster.
File:Crazy'69'-GTALCS4.jpg|[[Toni Cipriani]] shortly after beheading a [[Forelli Family]] mobster.
File:Crazy'69'-GTALCS5.jpg|[[Toni Cipriani]] shortly after beheading a [[Forelli Family]] mobster.
File:Crazy'69'-GTALCS6.jpg|[[Toni Cipriani]] shortly after beheading the twentieth [[Forelli Family]] mobster.
</gallery>

==Video walkthrough==
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[[Category:Missions in GTA Liberty City Stories]]