Crazy '69'

Mission

Toni meets Leon and his new partner, Ray Machowski, in Aspatria and after a brief introduction, Leon and Toni leave to 'fight organised crime'. Toni and Leon go to Belleville Park, where Leon has Toni kill twenty Forelli Family mobsters with a Katana sword.

Script

Leon McAffrey: I don't know what I did wrong in my past life to deserve you. Ray, you're 40 years old, and you have no idea what's really going on. I don't know how you've gotten this far. I don't know how somebody hasn't put a bullet in your mother Theresa head yet.

Ray Machowski: Hey watch your mouth, Leon. I can't believe we're having this fucking conversation.

Leon McAffrey: What, are you gonna run to mommy? Are you gonna jump on daddy's knee? Ask for a wet kiss?

(Toni walks in on the conversation)

Leon McAffrey: Hey Toni!

Ray Machowski: Freeze, asshole.

Leon McAffrey: WOAH! Woah! Woah! Easy! Meet my new partner, Mr. Hip! He's gonna make sure I do everything by the book! Toni Cipriani, Ray Machowski. He's with us. Hey we're gonna go fight organized crime now. You run along to the precinct, fill out a report. You're a good kid... Let's go, Toni.

Ray Machowski: You piece of shit, Leon.

Reward

The reward for completing the mission is $2,000 and the Dragon Outfit, along with the Night of the Livid Dreads mission is unlocked.

Trivia

  • The mission name refers to the film Kill Bill, where Uma Thurman fights a group of Yakuza gangsters known as The Crazy 88. She uses a katana, just like Toni.
  • The number 69 is a reference to the sexual position.

Gallery

Video walkthrough

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