The Ballad of Gay Tony Credits are automatically viewed after the final mission, Departure Time. They show excerpts of the following locations, following missions and reveal the following events taking place after the storyline.
- Luis jumping onto and traversing the subway train to be stolen in For the Man Who Has Everything.
- Brucie Kibbutz and Mori Kibbutz sparring at the L.C. Fight Club.
- Yusuf flying the Swift across Star Junction, to pick up Luis for their APC hijack in Caught with your Pants Down.
- Jerry Kapowitz partying at his new mansion, surrounded by dancing girls and downing a bottle of Blêuter'd champagne.
- The Buzzard assault on Frickie Van Hardenburg's yacht in the mission Sexy Time.
- Patrick McReary exiting a cab at Francis International Airport, Dukes, with a duffelbag and heading inside.
- A plane takes off of Francis International Airport and into the sunset.
- A view of Hercules and Bahama Mamas.