Crime and Punishment/Script

(At the dumpster near Perestroika))

Niko Bellic: Where are you, Roman?

Roman Bellic: Psst, Niko!

Niko Bellic: Roman! What are you doing in the dumpster, man?

Roman Bellic: Are they there?

Niko Bellic: What are you talking about... get out of there, man.

Roman Bellic: I'm freaking out, man. I'm being followed... I saw them...

Niko Bellic: Don't be ridiculous. You're being paranoid.

Roman Bellic: I'm being? Fuck you. Fuck you... everything was fine, and then you show up... and now we're dead... because Faustin is a psychopath... he's going to kill us... because we killed Vlad. Vlad was his man... that's how it works... you kill their guy, they kill you!

Niko Bellic: Roman, get out of there, man. Listen to me, Vlad was a piece of trash. They don't care about him. All they care about is making money. So, we say we work for them. Now get out of there, you smell like cabbage.

Roman Bellic: I don't want to, man. I'm shitting myself.

Andrei: Get out of the dumpster, Mr. fat man. Come on, fatty, the boss wants a little chat.

(At the basement of Mikhail Faustin's)

Dimitri Rascalov: Wake up. We had to gag him, to stop the screaming. You shouldn't have brought them here, Andrei.

Andrei: Why not? You've been a bad boy, Mr. Balkan... and the boss is not happy.

Niko Bellic: Oh no! I shit my pants!

Andrei: Not yet, but you will. Who are you working for?

Niko Bellic: Errr, my cousin, Roman. Don't be an idiot.

Andrei: That's not good enough. I'm going to saw off your fucking arm. Speak!

Niko Bellic: Okay, okay, your dad likes it up the ass... what do you want me to say, huh?

Andrei: Very funny... do you think you're so smart?

Niko Bellic: No. I'm tied up in a basement a long way from home, while some ape threatens me with a hacksaw, so no, I'm not that smart.

Mikhail Faustin: Shut the fuck up.