Departure Time/Script

The following is a script of the mission Departure Time in The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Script

Luis: Hey.

Tony: Fuck off, Luis.

(Tony aims a pistol at Luis)

Luis: Aye Dios Mio. Haven't we been through this already?

Tony: Been through the fact you wanted to kill me? Been through the fact you are far from alone in that desire? This is over. It's over. I just want to go some place far away from here and quietly wait to die. I lived it. I lived it hard and now, I'm ready to end it.

Luis: Oh shut up, you hysterical fucking queen. Get a grip, bro.

Tony: Oh, yes, silly me. Silly fucking me...huh? The Russian mob want me dead, my best friend just contemplated murdering me, the mob are on my case, I'm massively in debt and I just lost 2 million dollars worth of diamonds. Any other man would just dust himself off and carry on.

Luis: Look, ok, I'm sorry I thought about killing you. I really am. But if you keep up with the bullshit, I might have to kill you for real.

Tony: Fuck off, Luis.

Luis: No, you fuck off, Tony. I didn't kill you. I wanted to. Why? Because you've become a useless junkie fuck, that's why. But I didn't. And now it's you and me, against the world. Okay? And if your brains ain't working right, then I'll make the decisions for us, okay? It's Bulgarin or us. Or you can shoot us both, and make his life easy for him.

Tony: Well...you're kind of clever aren't you? I only hired you because I thought you were dumb.

Luis: Yeah thank you very much.

Tony: You're welcome very much.

Luis: Are you coming now?

Tony: Yes I'm coming now. Well let's go, come on.

Dialogue

Tony: One of my less salubrious associates told me Bulgarin was in on his H deal at Fun Land on Firefly.

or:

Tony: I heard Bulgarin was moving some smack out at the Fun Land on Firefly Island.

Tony: So, say we find them, what are we gonna do then?

Luis: We gonna take out their income stream and then we gonna take them out. End this bullshit.

Tony: Okay. I'm armed, I'm dangerous. Let's fucking do this!

Luis: Come on, T, give me a break.

Tony: What? We're in this together!

Luis: Tony, bro, I love you, but I should handle this alone. I don't want you getting yourself killed.

Tony: Then you're gonna have to punch me out again, Lou!

Luis: Don't make me, man. You know you just gonna slow me down, bro, and kill us both. I want at least one of us to survive.

Tony: Lou...

Luis: Look, T. Don't go home. Don't go to the clubs. Don't go nowhere anyone might conceivably think to look for you.

Tony: There aren't many places like that left in the City, I'm afraid.

Luis: Come on. Where you think you can hide that no one would expect?

Tony: I have no fucking clue. Err Dukes? I ran away from there when I was a kid and I swore blind I'd never go back, apart from to catch a plane.

Luis: Okay, cool. Hit up, like, err, that Monoglobe monument thing in Meadows Park. Hang out for a few hours. If I survive this shit, I'll find you. If I don't show, then I'm gone. Move to Brazil. Move somewhere. Don't ever look back, T.

Tony: I thought I was the annoying drama queen in this pairing.

Luis: I'm serious, T. This is my last testament. Yo, send some money to my mom sometimes, and tell her I love her.

Tony: Okay, Lou. Shit. You'll be fine. Shit. No one in this whole crazy town is crazy enough to take you down.