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[[File:Dragon_Brain.png|thumb|Dragon Brain Logo]]'''Dragon Brain''' is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the [[WP:Harry Potter (film series)|Harry Potter]] film series and [[WP:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings]] film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of [[wp:Dragonheart|Dragonheart]]. The film's website is [[Dragonbrainthemovie.com]]. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes ("Don't lose your head!").
[[File:DragonBrain-GTAIV-ad.png|thumb|350px|Billboard advertisement.]]
'''Dragon Brain''' is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the [[WP:Harry Potter (film series)|Harry Potter]] film series and [[WP:The Lord of the Rings film trilogy|The Lord of the Rings]] film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of [[wp:Dragonheart|Dragonheart]]. The film's website is [[Dragonbrainthemovie.com|www.dragonbrainthemovie.com]]. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes.


== Radio ad transcript ==


'''Narrator:''' In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.


==Radio Ad Transcript==
'''Woman:''' It’s a time before time. Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!


'''Narrator:''' In an ancient world, before sundials, it was time for a hero. This Fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe. It’s a time before time...
'''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2,000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!
 
'''Woman:''' Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!
 
'''Man:''' We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!


'''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
'''Narrator:''' Dragon Brain - prepare to love.
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'''Guy:''' How indeed? Do we believe?
'''Guy:''' How indeed? Do we believe?


'''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to say one-liners while I chop off heads!
'''Hero:''' I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!


'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!
'''Sidekick:''' ''(sound of decapitation)'' Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!
'''Guy:''' We shall spill goo out of this drill.


'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey.
'''Narrator:''' Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey.


'''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil, and sell franchising rights to theme parks.
'''Hero:''' I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil and sell franchising rights to theme parks.


'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down! No! The CG machine is broken again!
'''Woman:''' We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!


'''Hero:''' ''(yelling)'' DRAGON BRAIN!
'''Hero:''' No! The CG machine is broken again! ''(yelling)'' DRAGON BRAIN!


'''Narrator:''' The quest is yours: Dragon Brain, coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.
'''Narrator:''' The quest is yours: Dragon Brain, coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.


==Trivia==
== Trivia ==
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* A "Dragon Brain" theme tune can be purchased from [[Vipluxuryringtones.com|www.vipluxuryringtones.com]] and used as a [[phone]] ringtone.
* A 'Dragon Brain' theme tune can be purchased from [[Vipluxuryringtones.com]] and used as a phone ringtone.
* The hero of the film states he has a ''California'' accent, but because the [[San Andreas in GTA V|State of San Andreas]] replaces the real life California in the GTA universe, it would be called a ''San Andreas'' accent.
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Billboard advertisement.

Dragon Brain is a fantasy film that is advertised on the radio in Grand Theft Auto IV with the tag "Dragon Brain coming to theaters, rated G for Gibberish.". It is likely to be a parody of popular fantasy film series' such as the Harry Potter film series and The Lord of the Rings film trilogy. The name could also be a parody of Dragonheart. The film's website is www.dragonbrainthemovie.com. The film feature multiple action/fantasy cliches, including a "hero with a California accent" and a furry sidekick who says oneliners during battle scenes.

Radio ad transcript

Narrator: In an ancient land, before time or sundials, it was time for a hero. This fall, prepare to believe all over again, once more, again. Dragon Brain - prepare to believe.

Woman: It’s a time before time. Oh no, here come the fucking dragons!

Man: We need a hero, or evil will reign for 2,000 generations, and a million orcs will storm these lands, and the CGI bill will be apocalyptic!

Narrator: Dragon Brain - prepare to love.

Hero: I’m only a humble blacksmith with a California accent. How can I possibly rise up and conquer evil without a montage?

Guy: How indeed? Do we believe?

Hero: I believe, in the miracle of merchandising! I’ll need a furry talking sidekick to spew one-liners while I chop off heads!

Sidekick: (sound of decapitation) Don’t lose your head! Hehehe!

Guy: We shall spill goo out of this drill.

Narrator: Prepare to sit, through a four hour journey.

Hero: I’ve got a quest: I must defeat evil and sell franchising rights to theme parks.

Woman: We’re cursed! The dragons! They're flying upside down!

Hero: No! The CG machine is broken again! (yelling) DRAGON BRAIN!

Narrator: The quest is yours: Dragon Brain, coming soon to a theater near you. Rated "G" for gibberish.

Trivia

  • A "Dragon Brain" theme tune can be purchased from www.vipluxuryringtones.com and used as a phone ringtone.
  • The hero of the film states he has a California accent, but because the State of San Andreas replaces the real life California in the GTA universe, it would be called a San Andreas accent.