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The eXsorbeo is a handheld game system in the GTA III Era. It is only featured on its teaser site for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and in adverts on radio stations. The handheld device looks like a man's genitalia, which is considered another sexual joke from Rockstar, especially knowing one of the lines one of the characters in the radio advert is saying: "Mom, look, I'm playing with myself!", a clear reference to masturbation.

The eXsorbeo is mentioned once in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories: a caller on Nurse Bob's show on Liberty City Free Radio complains that his girlfriend moans about him playing the game 'One Eyed Monster War' too much. A successor to the eXsorbeo, the eXsorbeo 720 console makes a small cameo in Grand Theft Auto IV, before receiving a number of games in Grand Theft Auto V.

The eXsorbeo may be a spoof of the Sega Game Gear because of its "multi-colored" handheld portable game system.

Games Released

Morning Missile Crisis - "Every dawn was the same - Domestic nuclear holocaust, nearly averted!"
Free the Hostages - "If you don't, they eventually got out themselves."
One Eyed Monster War - "Strangle a big angry monster until you strangle the life out of it! Released in 1991."
Zif - "Woops!"
Squirt - "That game taught me how to clean up after myself!"
Pocket Pool - "Hole in the corner pocket, every time. This was all about the gameplay. Nobody Ever Finished the last pro level challenge, EXCEPT ME!"
Mortal Sin - "THE GAME THEY TRIED TO BAN!"
Tonsil Hockey - "A great game"

Variants

Pink eXsorbeo Vibrate - Comes with "Pocket Pool", "Squirt" and "Zif".
Yellow eXsorbeo - Comes with "One Eyed Monster War", "Morning Missle Crisis" and "Free The Hostages"
Brown eXsorbeo SImulator - Comes with "Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey"

Emulators

On the site there is an emulator for the game One Eyed Monster. You touch the screen to play. The object of the game is to shoot the monster in the eye until you kill it.
The One Eyed Monster is another sexual joke, as this is one of the several nicknames given to a penis.

External links

eXsorbeo Teaser Site

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-The eXsorbeo is a handheld game system that has a teaser site. It is only featured on its teaser site for [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]].
+The '''eXsorbeo''' is a handheld game system in the [[GTA III Era]]. It is only featured on its teaser site for [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] and in adverts on [[Radio Stations in GTA San Andreas|radio stations]]. The handheld device looks like a man's genitalia, which is considered another sexual joke from [[Rockstar Games|Rockstar]], especially knowing one of the lines one of the characters in the radio advert is saying: ''"Mom, look, I'm playing with myself!"'', a clear reference to masturbation.
-==Games Released==
+The eXsorbeo is mentioned once in [[Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories]]: a caller on [[Nurse Bob|Nurse Bob's]] show on [[Liberty City Free Radio]] complains that his girlfriend moans about him playing the game 'One Eyed Monster War' too much. A successor to the eXsorbeo, the [[eXsorbeo 720]] console makes a small cameo in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]], before receiving a number of games in [[Grand Theft Auto V]].
-*Morning Missle Crisis-Every dawn was the same- Domestic nuclear holocast, nearly averted!
+The eXsorbeo may be a spoof of the [[wp:Sega Game Gear|Sega Game Gear]] because of its "''multi-colored''" handheld portable game system.
-*Free the Hostages-If you dont, they eventually got out themselves.
+==Games Released==
-*One Eyed Monster War-Strangle a big angry monster until you strangle the life out of it! Released in 1991.
+*'''Morning Missile Crisis''' - "Every dawn was the same - Domestic nuclear holocaust, nearly averted!"
+*'''Free the Hostages''' - "If you don't, they eventually got out themselves."
+*'''One Eyed Monster War''' - "Strangle a big angry monster until you strangle the life out of it! Released in 1991."
+*'''Zif''' - "Woops!"
+*'''Squirt''' - "That game taught me how to clean up after myself!"
+*'''Pocket Pool''' - "Hole in the corner pocket, every time. This was all about the gameplay. Nobody Ever Finished the last pro level challenge, EXCEPT ME!"
+*'''Mortal Sin''' - "THE GAME THEY TRIED TO BAN!"
+*'''Tonsil Hockey''' - "A great game"
-*Zif-Woops!
+==Variants==
-*Squirt-That game taught me how to clean up after myself!
+*Pink eXsorbeo Vibrate - Comes with "Pocket Pool", "Squirt" and "Zif".
+*Yellow eXsorbeo - Comes with "One Eyed Monster War", "Morning Missle Crisis" and "Free The Hostages"
+*Brown eXsorbeo SImulator - Comes with "Mortal Sin" and "Tonsil Hockey"
-*Pocket Pool-Hole in the corner pocket, every time. This was all about the gameplay. Nobody Ever Finished the last pro level challenge, EXCEPT ME!
+==Emulators==
+On the site there is an emulator for the game One Eyed Monster. You touch the screen to play. The object of the game is to shoot the monster in the eye until you kill it.<br />
-*Mortal Sin-THE GAME THEY TRIED TO BAN!
+The One Eyed Monster is another sexual joke, as this is one of the several nicknames given to a penis.
-*Tonsil Hockey-A great game
-==Types==
-*Pink eXsorbeo Vibrate-Came With the games: pocket Pool, Squirt and Zif
+== See also ==
+* [[Degenatron]]
-*Yellow eXsorbeo-Comes With The Games:One Eyed Monster War, Morning Missle Crisis, and Free The Hostages
-*Brown eXsorbeo SImulator-Comes With The Games:Mortal Sin, Tonsil Hockey
-==Emulators==
-On the site there is an emulator for the game One Eyed Monster. You touch the screen to play and it is Up to go up, SPACE to shoot, and Down is to go down. The object of the game is to shoot the monster in the eye until you kill it.
+==External links==
+* [http://www.exsorbeo.com eXsorbeo Teaser Site]
+[[Category:Fictional Games]]