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==First Encounter (version 1)==
 
==First Encounter (version 1)==
 
Note: Directly from the subtitles during the encounter.
 
  
 
''(Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him)''
 
''(Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him)''
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*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we dont have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
 
*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we dont have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
  
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe i'll see you later."
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe I'll see you later."
  
*Eddie Low- (''Sadly) ''"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, iIm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. ''(stutters)'' Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"
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*Eddie Low- (''Sadly) ''"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. ''(stutters)'' Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"
  
 
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Why?"
 
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Why?"
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*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we don't have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
 
*Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we don't have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
  
*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet Earth, so maybe i'll see you later."
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*[[Niko Bellic]]-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet Earth, so maybe I'll see you later."
  
 
*Eddie Low- ''(sadly) ''"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. ''(stutters)'' Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"
 
*Eddie Low- ''(sadly) ''"No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. ''(stutters)'' Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"

Revision as of 04:31, 13 August 2010


This is the dialogue when the player meets Eddie Low. All the cutscenes have the same, but there are two main versions for the gameplay on the first mission.

First Encounter (version 1)

(Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him)

  • Eddie Low-"Hey there pal. Hey!"
  • Eddie Low-"Hey... what are you doing out here so late?"
  • Eddie Low-"Nothin'... just trying to make conversation... just trying to keep the lonliness at bay... you know?"
  • Eddie Low-"Hey... you're not from around here, are you?"
  • Eddie Low- (giggles) "You're funny... you're a real joker. I knew a joker once. Lovely guy... came to a rather unfortunate end though. But I guess we all do though... Neee... in the end."
  • Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?"
  • Niko Bellic-"Okay, listen, friend your'e creeping me out."
  • Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we dont have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
  • Niko Bellic-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet earth, so maybe I'll see you later."
  • Eddie Low- (Sadly) "No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. (stutters) Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"
  • Eddie Low-"Because I have this rather heavy bag and I really need a lift, I can pay you."
  • Eddie Low- (Happily) "Thanks! I'm Eddie, by the way... Eddie Low."

(Cutscene ends, and you are in control. The next dialogue is during the trip to the docks.)

  • Eddie Low-"Hey friend, this bag is awful heavy. You mind taking us down to the docks?"
  • Niko Bellic-"Do you have a ship to catch? You going somewhere?"
  • Eddie Low-"I'm not going anywhere, my friends are though, they're 'heading off' (laughs)."
  • Eddie Low- (angered in serious voice) "JOKE? JOKE! Eddie never jokes, Eddie needs to be taken seriously. They laughed at him once, but you can't laugh without a tounge, you can't point if you haven't got fingers can you? Thats what daddy told me... late at night... in my room." (Calms down)
  • Eddie Low- (Back to friendly voice) "We're friends, aren't we? We can talk to one another, share things?"
  • Eddie Low-"Eeeeeew, thats nasty. I don't like doing that. It's smelly. (giggles) I'm kidding. Isn't the world strange and nasty? I mean- when a girl looks at you, but it turns out she doesn't really love you at all, (grows angry) it turns out she's a whore!"
  • Niko Bellic-"You are kind of a strange guy Eddie, have you ever considered psycho-therapy? You've got issues.
  • Eddie Low-"The only issue is I don't accept the world's bull shit."

(Another cutscene starts, they are now at the docks.)

  • Eddie Low-"Wait here for me, friend. Special friend. I'm just dropping the kids off.

(Eddie runs towards the water, throws the bag, then runs back to Niko. When he gets back, the cutscene ends.)

  • Eddie Low-"Glad I got rid of that. Wouldn't want to get caught with it- people can be so narrow minded. Can... can you take me to Westminster?"
  • Eddie Low-"I like Westminster. Lots of nice boys there, it's one of my hunting grounds."
  • Eddie Low-"Mmm, yeah. I like boys. I like girls too. Both are fun in different ways. The same ways aswell. We're all the same under those layers of hair and skin and fat. Everyone's got the same rotten livers and black hearts underneath it all."
  • Niko Bellic-"Sure. You should visit planet Earth sometime."
  • Eddie Low-"Where are you from, pal of mine? What's your accent? Are you from East Europe? Romania? Bulgaria? Balkans?"
  • Eddie Low-"Eddie's smart. Eddie's real smart. They always told them that, 'Eddie you're smart.' Why don't you play with the other kids?' 'Don't touch him like that, Eddie. Stop it, Eddie. Stop It!' "
  • Eddie Low- (giggles) "Your accent is funny. You know you can hear people accents when they scream? I can tell what borough people are from just by hearing them scream. I've heard enough Alderney accents tonight. (mimics scream) Oh God, oh God. Ahuh! I want to hear some nice rounded Algonquin voices. (mimics tearful scream) Please stop, please stop! Do... do you see? That?
  • Niko Bellic-"You're making me a little uncomfortable, Eddie. I hope you're joking.
  • Eddie Low-"I'm sorry, pal. Of course im joking. Do you think I'm weird? Please, im just a no bullshit kind of guy. So, so what's your name and what'd'ya do? Those are normal questions.
  • Eddie Low-"That's cryptic. Things must be difficult for you. Do you hurt other people, Niko?
  • Eddie Low-"I wouldn't want to get in your way, Niko. I wouldn't want you to get in mine either. Aw, we're good friends now, uh-huh? Special friends...

(Arrives at Westminster)

  • Eddie Low-"Here we are. Eddie's off to hunt for a nice boy. Thank you, Niko. Thank you, friend. I'll see you later, man-eater."

First Encounter (2nd version)

(Cut scene, happens when you first walk up to him)

  • Eddie Low-"Hey there pal. Hey!"
  • Eddie Low-"Hey... what are you doing out here so late?"
  • Eddie Low-"Nothin'... just trying to make conversation... just trying to keep the lonliness at bay... you know?"
  • Eddie Low-"Hey... you're not from around here, are you?"
  • Eddie Low- (giggles) "You're funny... you're a real joker. I knew a joker once. Lovely guy... came to a rather unfortunate end though. But I guess we all do though... Neee... in the end."
  • Eddie Low-"Wait! Wait! Wait,mister. Do you ever wonder? Do you ever wonder if animals... if they masturbate?"
  • Niko Bellic-"Okay, listen, friend you're creeping me out."
  • Eddie Low-"No... it's a silly question, I know... silly question. It's just that I was wondering. Because maybe that's what makes us different... from animals, I mean. Masturbating. Because it turns out we don't have souls, and animals use tools, and all that kind of thing... So maybe it's the masturbating. Maybe that's God's real gift to us?"
  • Niko Bellic-"Okay. I'd really like to get back on planet Earth, so maybe I'll see you later."
  • Eddie Low- (sadly) "No wait. Wait a minute mister! I'm sorry, I'm strange. I'm a weird guy... I know. (stutters) Hey, hey do you have a car? Can you get one?"
  • Eddie Low-"Because I have this rather heavy bag and I really need a lift, I can pay you."
  • Eddie Low- (Happily) "Thanks! I'm Eddie, by the way... Eddie Low."

(Cutscene ends, and you are in control. The next dialogue is during the trip to the docks.)

  • Eddie Low-"Hey friend, this bag is awful heavy. You mind taking us down to the docks?"
  • Eddie Low-"None of your business, nosey parker. You know, if you keep sticking your nose into other people's business you might just lose it. You might have it cut off and be left with a bleeding, bubbling stump of flappy skin and cartilage. You wouldn't want that, would you?"
  • Eddie Low-"What if it did? What if it happened when you were asleep?"
  • Eddie Low-"He, he, he, he, he. You're funny. Everything sleeps. Even sharks swim when they sleep. Hey, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be eaten by a shark?"
  • Eddie Low-"Do you think that a shark's mouth smells of fish when it opens up to eat you? Do you think that sharks are evil?"
  • Niko Bellic-"I think humans are the only evil things on this planet."
  • Eddie Low-"I agree. You're clever. Apart from squirrels. They're evil, they squirm a lot when they die."

(Another cutscene starts, they are now at the docks.)

  • Eddie Low-"Wait here for me, friend. Special friend. I'm just dropping the kids off.

(Eddie runs towards the water, throws the bag, then runs back to Niko. When he gets back, the cutscene ends.)

  • Eddie Low-"Glad I got rid of that. Wouldn't want to get caught with it- people can be so narrow minded. Can... can you take me to Westminster?"
  • Eddie Low-"It's hard to say goodbye to people sometimes, isn't it? You don't know when to let them go. Have you ever had to say goodbye to someone close to you?"
  • Eddie Low-"That's sad. I get close to a lot of people. Quickly. You always have to say goodbye to them, though. It's really sad."
  • Niko Bellic-"What makes you have to say goodbye to them?"
  • Eddie Low-"They start to get smelly. That's when Eddie goes out into the yard and starts to burn tires again.The neighbors don't like it when Eddie burns his tires. They don't know what the other smell would be though. They wouldn't mind burning rubber if they knew what the other option was. No they wouldn't, pal of mine."
  • Niko Bellic-"You know, I already have a lot of friends."
  • Eddie Low-"I though you didn't let people get close to you? You have to let down your barriers. Let Eddie inside. What's your name pal?"
  • Eddie Low- (Toughly) "Don't push me away, Niko. Eddie doesn't like it when people push him away. Eddie pushes back."
  • Eddie Low-"If I didn't know better, Niko, I would think that that was a pick up line. I push, you push back? Beast with two backs. Number of the beast. Man and beast. Do you want to come out to Hercules with me?"
  • Eddie Low-"What are you like, pal? Eddie is into most things. Would you let Eddie tie you up? Tie you up and have some fun with you? Have you ever lost control? Have you ever let someone else take charge of you? It could be a wild ride!"
  • Niko Bellic-"This ride is wild enough for me, so can you stop with that weird shit, pal? Now."
  • Eddie Low-"You are cold! You really don't like other people, do you? You don't like to play!"

(Arrives at Westminster)

  • Eddie Low-"Here we are. Eddie's off to hunt for a nice boy. Thank you, Niko. Thank you, friend. I'll see you later, man-eater.

Second Encounter

(Cutscene starts, Eddie jumps from around the corner startling Niko)

  • Eddie Low- (Very Excited) "Hey there pal! Hey!"
  • Eddie Low-"Niko. The Balkan sociopath."
  • Eddie Low- (giggles) "You and your wicked sense of humor. You're quite naughty. Quite, quite naughty."
  • Eddie Low-"Quite naughty... do you like to get spanked? (mimics spank) Like, like that?"
  • Eddie Low-"No. Nothing silly, I'm just being silly. Silly, little billy! That's me!... I like it though. I like to get spanked."
  • Eddie Low-"No, I don't want to make you angry Niko. I dont want to be creepy, It's just my way."
  • Eddie Low- (gets angry) "Not cool? You say Eddie's not cool? I don't fit in with the in crowd? Well Mrs. Smith, Eddie's taken your star son, your prized little quarterback and fucked him in the ass, and then tied him up, strangled him into knots! And your daughter, your pretty little daughter, Mrs. Abraham... Eddie's ripped out her intestines to see if he could feel anything. And you know what, he couldn't, he couldn't..."
  • Eddie Low-"Oh, I just did... a little jogger down by the water. But you know what, handsome? I've got a hunger tonight that can't be sated. Come here!"

(Eddie Low pulls out a knife and swings it at Niko, Niko jumps out of the way and the cutscene ends and the player is now in control and has to kill Eddie Low to beat the mission).