Equanox

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Equinox is a product manufactured by The Zaibatsu Corporation. The product is alertness pills which are only advirtised in 2001, the setting of GTA: III. From the commercial which is on the radio the product has a lot of side-effects.

Commercial

Woman: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth, or a family funeral. Hey, sometimes you need a little help navigating life's trouble spots! That's when I discovered Equinox!

Man: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month three times in a row!

Man #2 : I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time, but now with Equinox, I never need to sleep.

Man #3 : Equinox is new, from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox... Today!

Disclaimer: Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders.

Man #3: Equinox. Softening life's harsh realities!