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Character
Ernesto Asaltacunas
Appearances	GTA IV
Full Name	Ernesto Asaltacunas
Status	Alive
Gender	Gender::Male
Place of Birth	Santa Clara, Cuba
Nationality	Cuban
Home	Santa Clara, Cuba; Liberty City
Main Affiliations	Liberty City Swingers
Businesses	Baseball player
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Ernesto Asaltacunas (born in Santa Clara, Cuba) is a character in the HD Universe mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a baseball player for the Liberty City Swingers.

Character history

Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, moved to Liberty City at some point prior to 2008 when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the Liberty City Swingers baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In 2005 he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Asaltacunas

First Name: Ernesto

Age: 27

Place of Birth: Santa Clara, Cuba

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids

Notes:

Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
History of dating very young girls.
Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Trivia

Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia.

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-'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' (born in Santa Clara, Cuba) is a twenty-seven year old resident of [[Liberty City in GTA IV|Liberty City]]. He is the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty Swingers]] and has a history of dating very young girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. He has been arrested on two occasions: in [[2005]] for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.
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+'''Ernesto Asaltacunas''' (born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]]) is a character in the [[HD Universe]] mentioned in [[Grand Theft Auto IV]]. He is a baseball player for the [[Liberty City Swingers]].
-Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Canseco Jose Canseco] and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozzie_Canseco Ozzie Canseco], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused [[wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
+==Character history==
+Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, [[Cuba]], moved to [[Liberty City in GTA IV Era|Liberty City]] at some point prior to [[2008]] when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the [[Liberty City Swingers]] baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress [[Jill Von Crastenburg]]. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In [[2005]] he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in [[2006]] for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers.
 ==LCPD Database information==
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 ==Trivia==
+*Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers [[:wp:Jose Canseco|Jose]] and [[:wp:Ozzie Canseco|Ozzie Canseco]], both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in [[2005]] after he accused [[:wp:Mark McGwire|Mark McGwire]] and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
 *Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia.
-{{GTA IV Characters}}
+{{gtaiv characters}}
 [[Category:Characters|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]]
 [[Category:Characters in GTA IV|Asaltacunas, Ernesto]]