Ernesto Asaltacunas

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Character
Ernesto Asaltacunas
Appearances GTA IV
Full Name Ernesto Asaltacunas
Status

Alive

Gender Gender::Male
Place of Birth Santa Clara, Cuba
Nationality Cuban
Home Santa Clara, Cuba
Liberty City
Main Affiliations Liberty City Swingers (pitcher)
Businesses Baseball player

Ernesto Asaltacunas (born in Santa Clara, Cuba) is a character in the HD Universe mentioned in Grand Theft Auto IV. He is a baseball player for the Liberty City Swingers.

Character history

Ernesto Asaltacunas, born in Santa Clara, Cuba, moved to Liberty City at some point prior to 2008 when, as a twenty-seven year old, he was the star power pitcher for the Liberty City Swingers baseball team. By that time he had a history of dating very good girls, including thirteen year old heiress Jill Von Crastenburg. It is implied that Asaltacunas is a pedophile. In 2005 he was arrested for a criminal sex act on a minor and then in 2006 for possession of a controlled substance (namely steroids). He was also caught with child pornography, although charges were later dropped, and was the central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty City Swingers.

LCPD Database information

Surname: Asaltacunas

First Name: Ernesto

Age: 27

Place of Birth: Santa Clara, Cuba

Affiliations: N/A

Criminal Record:

  • 2005 - Criminal Sexual Act: Minor
  • 2006 - Possession Controlled Substance: Steroids

Notes:

  • Star Power Pitcher for the Liberty Swingers.
  • History of dating very young girls.
  • Believed to have had a relationship with teen heiress Jill Von Crastenburg.
  • Caught in the possession of child pornography but charges were dropped.
  • Central figure in a 2006 doping scandal at the Liberty Swingers.

Trivia

  • Asaltacunas is partially a parody of twin brothers Jose and Ozzie Canseco, both Cuban baseball players who used steroids (but never accused of pedophilia). Jose, more notably, was also part of a steroid scandal in 2005 after he accused Mark McGwire and other former teammates of steroid use in his autobiography.
  • Asaltacunas means "Bassinet Assaulter" in Spanish, possibly referring to his pedophilia.