Fender Ketchup

Mission
Fender Ketchup
Game GTA San Andreas
For Wu Zi Mu
Location Four Dragons Casino, Las Venturas.
Reward $5000 and Respect
Unlocks Explosive Situation
Unlocked by Learning to Fly
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Fender Ketchup is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, given to protagonist Carl Johnson by blind San Fierro Triads leader Wu Zi Mu from the office at the Four Dragons Casino located along The Strip, Las Venturas, San Andreas.

Plot

Woozie is again getting infuriated with his position in the casino business. A little later, Guppy and CJ come in the office. Woozie explains to him the problems he's having, especially about the casino business. Carl asks who is behind this, and Woozie says that it is either one of the three mafia families in the city; the Leone Family, the Forelli Family and the Sindacco Family. He would do anything to keep them away. Woozie then offers a deal to Carl; in exchange for some help with this casino business, Woozie would offer Carl a share of the casino. Carl gladly agrees.

A little later, a Triad comes in, saying that some thugs have been interrupting things, and the boys caught one of the thugs. Woozie orders him to get rid of the thug, but Carl has a better idea. He orders the Triad to tie him up on the windshield of a Feltzer, and he'll deal with this a little later.

Soon enough, Carl goes to the garage and finds the thug already tied up to the windshield of the vehicle. Carl gets in the vehicle, trying to scare the thug in order to trick him into saying wht family he belongs to. After a little driving, the thug eventually reveals he is from the Sindacco Family, and Carl says that's all he wanted to hear. He then goes back to the casino.

Transcript

(Woozie on the phone)

Wu Zi Mu: Idiot! Do you realize how much those machines cost? We're supposed to be opening in -

(Crash sound)

Woozie: What the fuck was that?

(To the phone again)

Woozie: Hello? HELLO? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Guppy: Boss, CJ's here.

(Guppy and CJ enter)

Wu Zi Mu: Carl, glad you could make it.

(Carl and Woozie shake hands.)

Carl: So this is what you've been doing.

Woozie: Yeah, it's been a complete nightmare. You want a stomach ulcer, try opening a Triad casino in a Mafia-run town!

Carl: The Mob trying to squeeze you?

Woozie: Yeah - the corporations are moving in and everybody's feeling the squeeze. I've got slot machines busted up, workmen being scared off...

Carl: So who's behind this?

Woozie: Well, there are these three mob families operating here, and each of them has a stake in Caligula's Casino, and some wacked-out lawyer's running it for them. It could be any one of them, or all of 'em.

Carl: Can't you just give them a little something?

Woozie: No. In addition to the usual authorities that need bribing, each one would want a slice, and I'm not about to hand over all of our profits to some wiseguy Italians!

Carl: Our profit?

Woozie: That's right, you heard me. I want to offer you a share in our casino in exchange for some help setting it up. How does that sound, partner?

Carl: Sounds like we got a deal then!

(A Triad comes)

Triad: Boss! The boys found some thugs trying to smash one of the deliveries. We caught one of them!

Woozie: Get rid of him.

Carl: Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come here. Whoever's behind this, we need to let them know that they're dealing with fully-fledged psychos. Tie him to the front of the car, let him sweat it out a little, and I'll be out there in a little while.

(To Woozie)

Carl: See if we can make this guy squeal.

Woozie: That's my Carl!

(After shooking the thug enough)

Johnny:The family is going to pay you for this!

Carl:Which family?

Johnny:The Sindacco family of course, you idiot!

Carl:That's all i wanted to hear.

Johnny:What?Oh shit...

Reward

The rewards for this mission are $5,000 and increased respect. The mission Explosive Situation is unlocked.

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