Final Interview/Script

Criminal: Get off me.

Police officer: Get in there. Stop with this okay?

Criminal: Get the fuck off me.

'Francis: Oh, okay. Have a nice day. Hey uh, Jimmy, how you doing? Come on Jimmy, let's go to my office.

Niko: Jimmy?

Francis: You're undercover. As in deep.

Mitch: Heya, Chief.

Francis: Hey Mitch... looking good. Gastric bypass worked out well for you I see...

Mitch: Yeah thanks. I'll tell my therapist about you... tell her my boss keeps sexually harassing me.

Francis: Oh yeah, you wish.

(Niko and Francis go to Francis' office)

Francis: I could use a drink. You?

Niko: No.

Francis: That motherfucker thinks he can drag me down.

Niko: What's wrong now?

Francis: Oh man... Sure? Listen. Where to begin? I don't know. Let me put it like this... if a guy makes a mistake, should that ruin his life? People don't understand how life is. Life is like a bowl of fruit... slowly rotting in a hot kitchen...

Niko: Hey, I don't give a fuck about the life lessons, friend. What do you want?

Francis: I'm a good guy! I... he's got it all wrong... but one stain on my character and I'm finished. I want to make a difference.

Niko: What?

Francis: Some lawyer. This big, white shoe firm. Thinks he's a crusader. Some morality cunt who takes photos of guys in the shower at the gym and then jacks off on his wife's face. Some...

Niko: Hey, enough. Enough.

Francis: Sorry. Look... the guy's name is Tom Goldberg. Thinks he's got something on me. Gonna go to the DA with it, use it to get into congress.

Niko: Okay.

Francis: Yeah. So, it's him or me. And it might as well be him, right. But... he's hard to get to. Guy has a bodyguard, limo, everything. You're gonna need to get one on one with him.

Niko: Not in the showers.

Francis: Not in the showers, a job interview. Then you can steal some files I need.

Niko: An interview?

Francis: Sure, it'll be easy. You're an immigrant. They're almost legally bound to interview you. But, uh... get yourself a suit.

Niko: Okay.

Francis: I'll email you the details. You're a good man, Niko Bellic. A good man.

Niko: Coming from you, that means a lot.

Francis: It does.