Grass Roots - Trevor/Script

The following are dialog and mission scripts for "Grass Roots - Trevor", a mission in Grand Theft Auto V.

Script

Barry: How can possession of a vegetable be illegal?

(Barry spots Trevor walking towards him)

Barry: Can I get a signature, sir?

Trevor Philips: For what?

Barry: The most important fight of all.

Trevor Philips: Poverty?

Barry: No, another most important fight.

Trevor Philips: The AIDS?

Barry: No, no, another one.

Trevor Philips: Animal welfare?

Barry: Legalization! Here... sign. Shit, where's my pen? Where's my pen?

Trevor Philips: Legalization of what?

Barry: Of things the founding fathers took as a right. To consume medicinal plants.

Trevor Philips: Legalize smoke?

Barry: Yeah?

Trevor Philips: You fucking kidding me? I make a shit load selling that, alright? The last thing I can handle is legalization. Now fuck off!

Barry: Take a drag...

Trevor Philips: Nah, I-I-I don't smoke it anymore. Interferes with the speed.

Barry: No, it's really good weed...

Trevor Philips: Alright, give it here.

(Trevor begins smoking the marijuana)

Barry: Yeah... It's a real mellow, contemplative high, that comes from the earth.

(Trevor begins hallucinating)

Trevor Philips: Are those clowns over there?

(Trevor begins shooting the clowns)

Trevor Philips: What if this thing never wears off?

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: Is this one of those hidden camera shows?

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: You think I haven't killed a clown before?

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: I expected so much more from my psychosis!

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: See, now that's funny!

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: I've finally flipped! This is it!

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: Come on now, you're scaring the kids now!

(Trevor continues killing clowns and two clowns appear together)

Trevor Philips: Come on, what is this? Two for one now?

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: What the hell did I just smoke?

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: This is the best worst trip ever.

(Trevor continues killing clowns)

Trevor Philips: Wipe that smile off your face!

(Trevor kills the last of the clowns)

Trevor Philips: Yeah, who's laughing now? Ugh... spoke to soon... head spin... not good.

(Trevor's hallucination begins to end)

Barry: And I suppose that's why they want to keep us suppressed. Gosh, it's been really interesting talking to you.

Trevor Philips: What the fuck was that, huh? Was horrible...

(Trevor stumbles away)

Barry: Well, think about what I said.