Greasy Joe's

Greasy Joe's diner and sign in GTA III.

Greasy Joe's refers to a diner and restaurant in Grand Theft Auto III, located in Callahan Point, Liberty City. Primarily selling liquor, Greasy Joe's is regarded as a hangout for corrupted and undercover cops. The diner used to be a Rusty Brown's donut shop as recently as 1998 in Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories.

In GTA III, a Kuruma, Moonbeam, and Linerunner is parked here at all times; a police bribe is also situated on top of its roof. Greasy Joe's is also one of the destinations of the taxi mission in GTA III.

Restaurants

Fast Food and Diners	60 Diner • The 69th Street Diner • Acter diner • Beef Bandit • Bolt Burgers • Burger Off • Burger Shot • The Cheesy Crust Pizza Co. • Cluckin' Bell • Crazy CJ's • Fat Burger Kid • Happy Blimp • Hobos • Jays Diner • Jim's Sticky Ring • King Knuts • King Ring • Paradiso Diner • Pizza Face • Pizza Pizza • Punk Noodles • Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts • Shaft Hot Dogs • Skyway Diner • Substandard • TUBE • Tuff Nut Donuts • Up-n-Atom Burger • The Welcome Pump • The Well Stacked Pizza Co. • Wigwam Burger
Traditional Restaurants	Al Dente's • Alazone's Italian Food • Barzini's • Belching Buddha • Brother Mings' • The Brown Starfish Bar and Grill • Chinese Restaurant Noodle House • Drusilla's • Fanny Crab's • Gelateria Pasta Liquor Pizza • Gozushi! • Gulag Garden • J & J's Restaurant • Joe's Pizza • La Cucaracha • Little Gorbachefs • Marco's Bistro • The Mexican Restaurant • Momma's Restaurante • Mr. Fuk's Rice Box • Papa's 12 Inch • Pastageddon • Pier Pressure Pizzeria • The Pilgrim's Pantry • Pizza • Pizza This... • Ristorante Ecoli • Roast Peking Duck • Samo's Wok • The Smokin' Beef Grill • Special Fried Vice • Squid Row • Steak-Out • Sum Yung Gai • Tableau • Ting Fu Garden • Viendemerte • Vinewood Bar & Grill • Wok & Wok • World of Coq
Cafés	The Bean Machine • Cafe Metropolitan • Café Robina • Café Under the Tree • Front Page Café • Greasy Joe's • Homebrew Café • Le Singe d'Arbre • Les Beans Café • Mars Cafe • Superstar Café • Tarbrush Café • TW@ Internet Café