|Max A. Million|
|Full Name||Max A. Million|
Hump Please Rupert|
Max A. Million is a male porn star, author and user of love-meet.net under the name HumpRupertPlease. No matter how many times Niko Bellic contacts him, he will never meet him in person. He has at least two books published: Top 100 Chat Up Lines and Dating For Nerds. He also appears on posters in the City's Hospitals on posters for sexually transmitted diseases.
- His name is probably a parody on Rupert Humphries, one of the creators of GTA IV and member of Rockstar.