I'll Take Her/Script
Script
Gerald McReary: You ok, kid?
Niko Bellic: Yeah, I'm ok. I'm sorry about your brother.
(If Niko killed Derrick McReary in Blood Brothers)
Gerald McReary: Ah... me and Derrick had quite a few problems, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor fucking bastard. He believed in something once, which is better than me... I guess. Ah fuck, I'll miss him.
(If Niko killed Francis McReary in Blood Brothers)
Gerald McReary: Ah... me and Francis were never exactly close, but he was my brother... and it hurts. Poor bastard. He believed in something once. That's a hell of a lot better than me, I guess. Fuck, I'll miss him.
Niko Bellic: How are you, in here?
Gerald McReary: Fine. Time of my life... Goddamn time of my life.
Niko Bellic: What you up for?
Gerald McReary: Oh, a lot of things. Racketeering, armed robbery, bunch of shit I never did cause I was always a well behaved family man who occasionally liked a drink, but nothing more.
Niko Bellic: Of course. Like us all.
Gerald McReary: Like us all. But the thing is, I think I should make some changed in my life, stop with the drink, put it down, stop hanging out with the wrong sort. Can you help me do that? It is a final chance at redemption.
Niko Bellic: Look, whatever you want, I will do my best to help.
Gerald McReary: Good. Give Packie a call. He'll explain what I need guidance with the most... the areas where I have strayed furthest from the path. See ya.
Dialogue
(Niko leaves the Alderney State Correctional Facility and phones Patrick McReary)
Niko Bellic: Your brother told me to call you.
Patrick McReary: Gerry wants us to kidnap old man Ancelotti's daughter. Some fake tanned, dyed haired, guido loving slut by the name of Grace. She's selling her tasteful pink Feltzer on Autoeroticar at the moment. Get online, organize a viewing and snatch that bitch. When you got her, bring her to a place we got on an alleyway off Sacramento.
Niko Bellic: I can do that.
Patrick McReary: You can do anything Niko - don't let her on that you're kidnapping her near her place though. Play along with a test drive for a while to get her out of there. It's a real mobbed up area and they'll come down on you damn heavy.
Niko Bellic: Aren't you going to help?
Patrick McReary: One of my fucking brothers just got shot and another one's in the pen. Someone's got to be with my ma.
(Niko Bellic gets Gracie Ancelotti's phone number from Autoeroticar.com and phones her)
Niko Bellic: I'm calling about the car.
Gracie Ancelotti: Come to my place on Babbage Drive. You don't sound like the sort of man who'd drive a pink convertible.
Niko Bellic: I can't resist a bargain.
(Niko goes to Gracie's house on Babbage Drive)
Gracie Ancelotti: You're the guy who called about the car, the one with the sexy accent?
Niko Bellic: You mind if I take a test drive?
Gracie Ancelotti: You can test drive whatever you want. I love riding in cars with you European types. My family's from Italia, you know? Somewhere in the south.
(Niko and Gracie get into the pink Feltzer)
Gracie Ancelotti: Why don't you drive towards the south coast? We can enjoy the day.
(Niko and Gracie go on a test drive)
Gracie Ancelotti: So, you like the car? I didn't think a manly guy like you would drive something like this. You got a wife or girlfriend or something?
Niko Bellic: I'm picking this up for a friend.
Gracie Ancelotti: Yeah? What a gentleman. You don't meet guys like you in this city no more. All the good men are gone is what my dad says.
Niko Bellic: Your dad sounds real oldschool. You and him close?
Gracie Ancelotti: Nah, not really. he's great and all, it's just I don't like his tough guy friends. I only hang out with gay guys, you know. At least they won't try and get in your pants every ten seconds. Not that I don't like guys trying to get in my pants. I appreciate fun as much as the next girl... maybe even more than the next girl.
Niko Bellic: You having fun at the moment?
Gracie Ancelotti: Maybe too much fun. Call me Gracie, by the way.
Niko Bellic: Sure thing, Gracie.
(If Niko speeds)
Gracie: Most girls aren't as good with a stick shift as I am.
Gracie: They sure teach you to drive in Europe.
Gracie: Push it to the limit.
Gracie: Ohh, you really know how to work a clutch.
Gracie: I've always been told I was a fast girl.
(If Niko damages the car)
Gracie: Watch it.
Gracie: If I need to get bodywork done, you're screwed.
Gracie: You a fucking retard?
Gracie: Shit for brains, how am I going to sell this?
Gracie: I hope you're buying this now?
Gracie: The paintwork was a real feature on this car.
(If Gracie is spooked)
Gracie: Alright, test drive's over. Pull up. You're outta control. Stop the car now, shit bird. I'm dialing my daddy. He's gonna do more than test drive your ass. Prick!
Niko: Try to call him without a phone.
(Niko and Gracie continue the test drive)
Gracie Ancelotti: How's it going then, sweetie?
Niko Bellic: Alright, but what I'm here for hasn't really been started.
Gracie Ancelotti: You've been test driving for a while so I can only guess that you're interested in something other than the car.
Niko Bellic: I am, I'm here to kidnap you, Grace Ancelotti. I don't want to hurt you so remain fucking calm.
Gracie Ancelotti: Fuck you!
(Niko continues to drive towards Sacramento Avenue)
Gracie Ancelotti: That's it fuckwit. I'm calling Daddy and he ain't gonna treat you as polite as I do, that's for sure.
Niko Bellic: You're not calling shit, bitch. You're coming with me.
Gracie Ancelotti: You motherfucker, you sick bastard, you creep!
Gracie: Sorry, shit balls.
Niko: Fuck you, bitch.
Gracie: There ain't no roof to hold me in.
Niko: Yeah, but I can.
Gracie: I'm getting fucking sick of you, you creep.
Niko: That makes two of us.
Gracie: I am not just letting you take me.
Niko: Yes, you are.
Gracie: End of the line.
Niko: No, it isn't.
Gracie: So long, asshole.
Niko: Hello again, bitch.
Gracie: Laters, dickface.
Niko: You're fucking annoying.
Gracie: I am going back to my daddy.
Niko: Only when he pays the fucking ransom.
Niko: Chill out before I pull this trigger and make you real fucking chilled.
Gracie: You are in so much trouble, limp dick. My daddy loves his little girl.
Gracie: You can't drive when I got the wheel.
Niko: You don't got it for long.
Gracie: When my daddy hears about this...
Niko: Daddy ain't here now.
Gracie: How you going to keep me in a convertible, retard?
Niko: Like this.
Gracie: Fuck you!
Gracie: Goodbye, enjoy your shit life.
Niko: This ain't good bye bitch.
Gracie: You ain't taking me nowhere.
Niko: Yes I am.
Gracie: I ain't gonna make this easy.
Niko: Then I'm not going to either.
Niko: Calm the fuck down or little birdies will be eating your brains off the dashboard tomorrow morning.
Gracie: From the moment I saw you I knew you were an over compensator. Making up for your one-inch punch with fast cars and guns.
Gracie: I'm gone, shithead.
Niko: No, you're not.
Gracie: Stop this thing you slimebag.
Niko: stop being such a fucking bitch.
Gracie: There ain't no childlock on this thing.
Niko: But I'm right here.
Gracie: You've seen the last of me.
Niko: I really wish that was true.
Gracie: Can't you drive, fucker?
Niko: Not when you grab the wheel.
(If Niko passes cops)
Gracie: Cops, earn some of my tax dollars. This creep's kidnapping me.
Niko: Sit down and shut up.
or:
Gracie: Officer, put down the donut and stop this guy. He's abducting me.
Niko: You don't know when to keep your mouth closed.
(Niko continues to drive towards Sacramento Avenue)
Gracie Ancelotti: You're fucking with the wrong girl, asshole. I'm Gracie Ancelotti and I...
Niko Bellic: Shut up.
(Niko knocks Gracie out)
Niko Bellic: Peace at last.
(Niko continues to drive towards Sacramento Avenue and receives a phone call from Little Jacob)
Little Jacob: Whappen rasta? Yo, you wanna go down to the strip club, Mr. Mention?
Niko Bellic: No can do, Jacob. I've got a girl with me and I don't think it would be appropriate. Let's speak soon though, huh?
(Niko drives to the alleyway off Sacramento Avenue and meets Gordon Sargent)
Gordon Sargent: There he is! Stevie, dump the car. I'll take this piece of ass.
Niko Bellic: Guys, the bitch better be worth the trouble.
Gordon Sargent: Her pa's got some serious cash and he pissed off Gerald. That's reason enough for me.
Niko Bellic: Well he better pay quick. I hate to think of the fight she'll put up if you try to cut her fingers off.
Alternate dialogue
Gracie: I'm Gracie, by the way.
Niko: Hey Gracie, why you selling this car? It seems pretty good.
Gracie: Let's just say that me and the LCPD have had a few disagreements about blood alcohol levels. How is a girl meant to get back to Alderney after a big night out in Algonquin if she's not drunk driving?
Niko: She could stay sober.
Gracie: You sound like my dad. Anyway, you clearly have not been to Maisonette 9. There is no such thing as sober in that place. No fucking way. If I stick to booze, it's a miracle. I couldn't get in at first, but now that I know Tony, it isn't a problem. You should come down one night.
Niko: I don't know if it would be my scene.
Gracie: I'll tell everyone that you're a big Russian oil guy or an arms dealer. We'll get fucked up and they'll love you. Before you know it, you'll have your own booth, table service, the whole scene.
Niko: We'll see.
(Niko begins the kidnapping)
Gracie: So, you like the car?
Niko: I'm not after the car. I'm after you. I mean, this is a kidnapping. Control yourself, remain calm and you might just walk away from this with your life.
Gracie: Oh my fucking God! You fucking pervert!
Other dialogue
(Niko exits the car)
Gracie: What are you doing? Get back in.
Gracie: Hello, you've got to be in the car to test drive it.
Gracie: You can't test drive the car from out there.
Gracie: Are you gonna get back in here and test drive this thing or what?
Gracie: I thought you were interested in taking this thing for a spin.
(If Niko doesn't move)
Gracie: You're a little slow, ain't ya? A test drive means drive, jeez.
Gracie: You know hot to drive, it's real easy.
Gracie: Ain't you gonna see what this thing can do?
Gracie: You're meant to be driving this car.
Gracie: I thought this was meant to be a test drive?
Phone call
(If Niko doesn't call Gracie and start the mission)
Patrick: Niko, I've got a grieving mother to look after, I don't want to worry about you not kidnapping some guido bitch like you've been asked to do.
Niko: Hey Packie, I had other stuff to do. I'll get on it, alright? Speak to you soon.
Post mission phone call
Niko Bellic: Gordon has the bitch, I'm done with her.
Patrick McReary: Thanks, Niko. My brother will be a happy man. I'll get things in motion. Be in touch.
Failing the mission
Gracie gets away
Gracie: You're a fucking amateur.
(Niko calls Patrick)
Niko: That bitch gave me the slip, Packie.
Patrick: Me brother ain't gonna be pleased. The Ancelottis better not know we had something to do with this, Niko.
Gracie dies
Niko: Packie, I'm sorry. The bitch is dead.
Patrick: Fuck. That's a big pay day you lose us McRearys in our time of need.