|I Scream, You Scream|
|Target||Forelli Family gangsters|
|Location||Hepburn Heights, Portland, Liberty City|
|Unlocks||Trial By Fire|
Claude answers a payphone in Hepburn Heights and El Burro tells Claude that a gang (Forellis) are threatening to remove a starring member of an adult movie unless they get a cut. El Burro instructs Claude to pick up a bomb in Harwood and then hijack a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and blow them up at their Atlantic Quays hideout.
Claude collects the bomb, which is located around the corner at the Borgnine Taxis building. Claude then hijacks the Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and attaches the bomb to the vehicle. After heading to the Atlantic Quays warehouse hideout, Claude turns on the horn to start the 'jeengle-jeengle'. The gang members walk out and are killed when Claude presses the detonator.
El Burro: I started my exotic entertainment business with nothing but the sizable contents of my leather pants! A gang of no-goods have threatened to remove my starring member if I don't pay them a cut. They threatened the wrong man, amigo. They have a weakness for the ice cream. Pick up the bomb I've hidden in Harwood, hijack the regular ice cream van on its rounds. And lure these fools to their doom with the jeengle-jeengle. They hide in a warehouse on Atlantic Quay.
The reward for completing the mission is $6,000 and the unlocking of the mission Trial By Fire.
This mission was originally intended to be given out by the removed character Darkel. Instead of gang members, the original target would be innocent pedestrians. Darkel was eventually removed from the game and the mission was given to El Burro.