In the Air Tonight
|In the Air Tonight|
Reni on her fourth sex change.
|Game||GTA Vice City Stories|
|Location||Vice Point, Vice City|
Light My Pyre|
Phil Collins' concert
Domo Arigato Domestoboto|
Lost and Found
So Long Schlong
Reni has got her fourth sex change and Phil Collins is going to perform his concert. Victor arrives at the hospital in Ocean Beach and is asked by Reni, if he can drive her to the Escobar International Airport because she is now wanted dead by the Mendez Cartel.
Victor takes Reni to the airport terminal avoiding Diego Mendez's goons. Victor quickly drives over to the Hyman Memorial Stadium in Downtown to fight off anybody trying to panic during Phil Collins' concert.
Upon arriving, Phil's manager Barry Mickelthwaite states his fear from Giorgio Forelli's hitmen who will likely try to do something. Victor heads further inside the stadium and spots someone trying to destroy the light-rigs. Victor, forced to leave his guns outside the stadium, fights off every hitman with his fists and Phil successfully manages to perform his concert. Upon the end, Barry states that he has to pay Giorgio the money he owes in order to stop risking his life.
(Phil Collins, Barry, Reni and Victor inside the hospital)
Reni Wassulmaier: Vic! Darling! How do I look?
Victor Vance: Uh, different.
Reni Wassulmaier: Fantastische! I was just telling Barry he should get some implants.
Barry Mickelthwaite: Ha, ha, flipping ha.
Victor Vance: Great. Hey, Phil, you ready for the concert? How's everything looking?
Phil Collins: Good... I think. Unless Barry's got some more surprises in store.
Barry Mickelthwaite: Hold on, mucker, you are gonna have to stop giving me a hard time.
Phil Collins: No worries. You stop having me killed, and I'll stop complaining about it.
Barry Mickelthwaite: Vic dealt with that... that teething trouble. This is rock and roll, son, not flipping flower arranging.
Phil Collins: Oh, do shut up. Listen, we've got work to do. Vic, we'll see you at the gig. Reni, it's, uh... been an experience. I'll make sure Barry calls you.
Barry Mickelthwaite: Phil!
Reni Wassulmaier: Darlings, I love you both! Vic, can you drive me to the airport on your way to the gig?
Victor Vance: Heh! Sure, sure. Come on.
Reni Wassulmaier: I had a few extra stitches put in down below, darling. I'm a virgin, shiny and new. You could be my first.
Victor Vance: Dude, please, shut up.
(Victor is driving and arrives in Little Havana, but Mendez goons start to attack him)
Reni Wassulmaier: Not again! I don't want to die a virgin!
(Victor and Reni reach the airport)
Victor Vance: So, you're really leaving?
Reni Wassulmaier: I have no choice, darling. Diego will never stop looking for me. Once you've been with Reni, nothing compares. Besides, I'm through with advertising - it's so morally bankrupt. I'm going to Europe to conquer the exotic adult movie business.
Victor Vance: Europeans like women with big hands and stubble?
Reni Wassulmaier: Of course! We are more sophisticated than you Americans, darling. I know you want me, but Reni, she must go. Goodbye, darling! I'll send you my tapes! Think of me often!
(Victor arrives at the stadium and talks to Barry)
Barry Mickelthwaite: Where've you been? Phil's already on. I'm shitting bricks here, mate. Giorgio's definitely going to try something.
Victor Vance: Keep your pants on. I'll make my way down front and keep an eye on things.
(Victor spots Forelli hitmen and fights them off successfully)
Barry Mickelthwaite: Mate, that's it. I'm paying Giorgio back. It's gonna cost me a bloody fortune. You know he wants 60% interest. What can I do? I've got to think of me boy's wellbeing.
Phil Collins: Hi, Vic. What did you think of the show?
Victor Vance: Killer.
Phil Collins: Cheers. Hey, Barry, I'm glad you're thinking of my wellbeing. I could do with a break.
Barry Mickelthwaite: No, mate, we should be moving on; strike while the iron's hot. The U.S. loves you!
Phil Collins: But I'm booked in at the hotel for another week. I was going to work on the tan.
Barry Mickelthwaite: You're kidding! You gotta go to work, mate! I've just lined up a rake of shows. Loads of dosh...
Phil Collins: And what about my wellbeing?
Barry Mickelthwaite: Trust me, you'll thank me. Don't get all histrionic...
Phil Collins: Histrionic? I've spent the last few days being chased around the city by a maniac. I've been shot at and nearly blown up.
Barry Mickelthwaite: See what I mean? Bloody celebrities...
Phil Collins: Hey, Vic, have you ever thought about a career in management?
Barry Mickelthwaite: Hold up, boy, I'm your management!
Phil Collins: Yeah - Miss Management. Or was that just Reni's name for you? You should have got those false tits, mate, just like Reni suggested. They'd look great alongside that real one you're using for your head!
Upon completing the mission the player will receive $3,000 and can purchase a ticket for Phil Collins' concert by paying $6,000 at the stadium any time. The mission Light My Pyre will also be unlocked.
- The mission's name, of course, references Phil Collins' hit song, In the Air Tonight. During this mission, the animated version of Collins performs the song.