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'''Integrity 2.0''' is a radio station in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. Unlike the other channels in the game, Integrity is not available at the beginning of the game. Comments can be heard on other channels about [[Lazlow]] raising funds for his new radio "experience", which he is planning to name "Lazlow 2.0". Once [[Algonquin]] is unlocked, Integrity 2.0 goes on-air. The&nbsp;radio station&nbsp;is sponsered by [[ZiT]]! and&nbsp;takes the form of a modified talk radio: Lazlow wanders around [[Liberty City in GTA IV|Liberty City]] and interviewing random people he comes across.&nbsp;Lazlow created this radio station because he think that nobody&nbsp;does live&nbsp;radio anymore and wants the&nbsp;know the opinions of people in Liberty City.&nbsp;His interviewees include a rockstar&nbsp;who Lazlow once met in the backstage at a Love Fist concert&nbsp;and the rockstar claims Lazlow was flirting .&nbsp;A hotdog vendor (who Lazlow later assaults after insulting him for&nbsp;thinking Lazlow&nbsp;is a clown name and calling Lazlow a hippie) then Lazlow grabs his head and shoves it in the hotdog water, a paedophile&nbsp;who claims that all these wemon with these skirts and shirts and&nbsp;&nbsp;wants to touch womens privates and&nbsp;he thinks "Where just&nbsp;grabbing for a little while and then just letting go", and&nbsp;can't stop rubbing&nbsp;his "Junk"&nbsp;, a woman who believes the answers to life's questions can be solved by imagining one's face is an exclimation mark, a lady who&nbsp;Lazlow&nbsp;walks up to and asks "Ar'nt I the biggest freak you ever met?" the she replies, "You should&nbsp;meet my husband!, he wears my underpants when he think I'm out of the house!"&nbsp;then Lazlow replies, "I've worn womens underwear once", then she says, "You got to be a man Lazlow". Then Lazlow says,&nbsp;"It's different if a chick asks you to do it,&nbsp;then&nbsp;It's hot". Then she gets freaked out and runs away.&nbsp;A taxi driver who think Lazlow was better back on his&nbsp;old radio station chatterbox and Lazlow disagrees and spits in his cab, and a&nbsp;13 year old child&nbsp;who sells drugs and&nbsp;says " $300 a quater"&nbsp;then Lazlow&nbsp;says "this city has some overpriced shit!'.&nbsp;And Lazlow ends up causing an argument or disagreement with&nbsp;<u>all</u> of them.
'''Integrity 2.0''' is a radio station in ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]''. Unlike the other channels in the game, Integrity is not available at the beginning of the game. Comments can be heard on other channels about [[Lazlow]] raising funds for his new radio "experience", which he is planning to name "Lazlow 2.0". Once [[Algonquin]] is unlocked, Integrity 2.0 goes on-air. The&nbsp;radio station&nbsp;is sponsered by [[ZiT]]! and&nbsp;takes the form of a modified talk radio: Lazlow wanders around [[Liberty City in GTA IV|Liberty City]] and interviewing random people he comes across.&nbsp;Lazlow created this radio station because he think that nobody&nbsp;does live&nbsp;radio anymore and wants the&nbsp;know the opinions of people in Liberty City.&nbsp;His interviewees include a rockstar&nbsp;who Lazlow once met in the backstage at a Love Fist concert&nbsp;and the rockstar claims Lazlow was flirting .&nbsp;A hotdog vendor (who Lazlow later assaults after insulting him for&nbsp;thinking Lazlow&nbsp;is a clown name and calling Lazlow a hippie) then Lazlow grabs his head and shoves it in the hotdog water, a paedophile&nbsp;who claims that all these wemon with these skirts and shirts and&nbsp;&nbsp;wants to touch womens privates and&nbsp;he thinks "Where just&nbsp;grabbing for a little while and then just letting go", and&nbsp;can't stop rubbing&nbsp;his "Junk"&nbsp;, a woman who believes the answers to life's questions can be solved by imagining one's face is an exclimation mark, a lady who&nbsp;Lazlow&nbsp;walks up to and asks "Ar'nt I the biggest freak you ever met?" the she replies, "You should&nbsp;meet my husband!, he wears my underpants when he think I'm out of the house!"&nbsp;then Lazlow replies, "I've worn womens underwear once", then she says, "You got to be a man Lazlow". Then Lazlow says,&nbsp;"It's different if a chick asks you to do it,&nbsp;then&nbsp;It's hot". Then she gets freaked out and runs away.&nbsp;A taxi driver who think Lazlow was better back on his&nbsp;old radio station chatterbox and Lazlow disagrees and spits in his cab, and a&nbsp;13 year old child&nbsp;who sells drugs and&nbsp;says " $300 a quater"&nbsp;then Lazlow&nbsp;says "this city has some overpriced shit!'.&nbsp;And Lazlow ends up causing an argument or disagreement with&nbsp;<u>all</u> of them.
== Little Bits In Broadcast ==
After Lazlow runs away from shoving the hotdog vendor's head in the hotdog water, he runs into an alley, he talks and one guy above him "Shut up down there" then Lazlow replies, "go back to beating up your fat wife. Lazlow claims he's a DJ, He's not spinning records but spinning words into people's mind. People who he doesn't interview are not interested in radio. Lazlow claimed on broadcast he was done cocaine on a toilet seat. Also, he says sometimes he puts on a fat suit and goes and feels up tourist.


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Integrity 2.0 is a radio station in Grand Theft Auto IV. Unlike the other channels in the game, Integrity is not available at the beginning of the game. Comments can be heard on other channels about Lazlow raising funds for his new radio "experience", which he is planning to name "Lazlow 2.0". Once Algonquin is unlocked, Integrity 2.0 goes on-air. The radio station is sponsered by ZiT! and takes the form of a modified talk radio: Lazlow wanders around Liberty City and interviewing random people he comes across. Lazlow created this radio station because he think that nobody does live radio anymore and wants the know the opinions of people in Liberty City. His interviewees include a rockstar who Lazlow once met in the backstage at a Love Fist concert and the rockstar claims Lazlow was flirting . A hotdog vendor (who Lazlow later assaults after insulting him for thinking Lazlow is a clown name and calling Lazlow a hippie) then Lazlow grabs his head and shoves it in the hotdog water, a paedophile who claims that all these wemon with these skirts and shirts and  wants to touch womens privates and he thinks "Where just grabbing for a little while and then just letting go", and can't stop rubbing his "Junk" , a woman who believes the answers to life's questions can be solved by imagining one's face is an exclimation mark, a lady who Lazlow walks up to and asks "Ar'nt I the biggest freak you ever met?" the she replies, "You should meet my husband!, he wears my underpants when he think I'm out of the house!" then Lazlow replies, "I've worn womens underwear once", then she says, "You got to be a man Lazlow". Then Lazlow says, "It's different if a chick asks you to do it, then It's hot". Then she gets freaked out and runs away. A taxi driver who think Lazlow was better back on his old radio station chatterbox and Lazlow disagrees and spits in his cab, and a 13 year old child who sells drugs and says " $300 a quater" then Lazlow says "this city has some overpriced shit!'. And Lazlow ends up causing an argument or disagreement with all of them.