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|family = Unnamed husband<br />[[Patrick III]] <small>(son)</small><br />[[Jono]] (<small>son</small>)
 
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|voice = [[Maureen Silliman]]
 
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'''Jan Brown''' is a character that can be heard on [[Vice City Public Radio]] (VCPR) in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]. Jan is a conservative mother of at least two ([[Patrick III]]<ref name="Patrick III">'''Jan Brown''': "I mean, what I heard my son Patrick III" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and [[Jono]]<ref name="Jono">'''Jan Brown''': "Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman, but at least he was trying." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>) and believes in the nucleur family<ref name="Family">'''Jan Brown''': "It's about putting the family first." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref><ref name="Family2">'''Jan Brown''': "Well, since I'm a happily married mother, I know the family unit is the basis of all society" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, the reason she stays with her cheating husband<ref name="Husband cheat">'''Jan Brown''': "And if you don't like it, find your own husband and stay away from mine, okay?" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref><ref name="Husband cheat 2">'''Jan Brown''': "Now, even when my husband is working late, or away on an extended business trip to Hawaii with his secretary..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. She heads up the Moms Against Popular Culture group<ref name="MAPC">'''Maurice Chavez''': "We also have Jan Brown, leader of Moms Against Popular Culture, or MAPC..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and is against, amongst other things nudity<ref name="Jan/Nudity">'''Jan Brown''': "My adorable kids have learned that it's wrong to be naked" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, hippies<ref name="Jan/Hippies">'''Jan Brown''': "I mean - I mean, I saw the hippies... What a load of claptrap" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, video games<ref name="Jan/Games">'''Jan Brown''': "What is it, The Degeneratron? What a crock of shit!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, slang words<ref name="Jan/Slang">'''Jan Brown''': "I heard him (Patrick III) using slang words in the house the other day. Rad and cool and stick it... I mean, I beat him to within an inch of his life, and he will never make that mistake again. American should be spoken properly!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and culture in general. She describes her life as 'Looking down on others'.
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'''Jan Brown''' is a character in the [[3D Universe]] who appears as a radio guest in [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]. She is voiced by [[Maureen Silliman]].
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Jan Brown is, in [[1986]], a conservative mother of at least two ([[Patrick III]]<ref name="Patrick III">'''Jan Brown''': "I mean, what I heard my son Patrick III" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and [[Jono]]<ref name="Jono">'''Jan Brown''': "Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman, but at least he was trying." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>) and believes in the nucleur family<ref name="Family">'''Jan Brown''': "It's about putting the family first." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref><ref name="Family2">'''Jan Brown''': "Well, since I'm a happily married mother, I know the family unit is the basis of all society" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, the reason she stays with her cheating husband<ref name="Husband cheat">'''Jan Brown''': "And if you don't like it, find your own husband and stay away from mine, okay?" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref><ref name="Husband cheat 2">'''Jan Brown''': "Now, even when my husband is working late, or away on an extended business trip to Hawaii with his secretary..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. She heads up the Moms Against Popular Culture group<ref name="MAPC">'''Maurice Chavez''': "We also have Jan Brown, leader of Moms Against Popular Culture, or MAPC..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and is against, amongst other things nudity<ref name="Jan/Nudity">'''Jan Brown''': "My adorable kids have learned that it's wrong to be naked" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, hippies<ref name="Jan/Hippies">'''Jan Brown''': "I mean - I mean, I saw the hippies... What a load of claptrap" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, video games<ref name="Jan/Games">'''Jan Brown''': "What is it, The Degeneratron? What a crock of shit!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>, slang words<ref name="Jan/Slang">'''Jan Brown''': "I heard him (Patrick III) using slang words in the house the other day. Rad and cool and stick it... I mean, I beat him to within an inch of his life, and he will never make that mistake again. American should be spoken properly!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and culture in general. She describes her life as 'Looking down on others'.
  
 
She teaches her two children at home, in particular teaching history<ref name="Jan teach">'''Jan Brown''': "Now I teach my kids history to give them perspective" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. However, she has limited knowledge in both history<ref name="Magellan">'''Jan Brown''': "Last night I telling them about how Magellan sailed around the Strait of Magellan and met some friendly natives that gave him supplies. Um, then he had to kill all of them..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and biology<ref name="Hamsters">'''Jan Brown''': "If you look at nature, you'll see many species that eat their children to protect them. This is especially true of hamsters." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. She works hard at helping her children, saying that by using history and biology, she works out what's best for her children and ignores the interests of others.<ref name="Jan children">'''Jan Brown''': "Now, my morality comes from looking at history and biology and working out what's best for my kids and screw anyone else." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>
 
She teaches her two children at home, in particular teaching history<ref name="Jan teach">'''Jan Brown''': "Now I teach my kids history to give them perspective" (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. However, she has limited knowledge in both history<ref name="Magellan">'''Jan Brown''': "Last night I telling them about how Magellan sailed around the Strait of Magellan and met some friendly natives that gave him supplies. Um, then he had to kill all of them..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref> and biology<ref name="Hamsters">'''Jan Brown''': "If you look at nature, you'll see many species that eat their children to protect them. This is especially true of hamsters." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>. She works hard at helping her children, saying that by using history and biology, she works out what's best for her children and ignores the interests of others.<ref name="Jan children">'''Jan Brown''': "Now, my morality comes from looking at history and biology and working out what's best for my kids and screw anyone else." (from the Morality show on VCPR)</ref>
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Revision as of 20:09, 7 May 2014

Character
Jan Brown
Appearances GTA Vice City
Full Name Jan Brown
Status

Alive

Gender Gender::Female
Nationality American
Home Vice City
Family Unnamed husband
Patrick III (son)
Jono (son)
Voiced by Maureen Silliman

Jan Brown is a character in the 3D Universe who appears as a radio guest in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. She is voiced by Maureen Silliman.


Character history

Jan Brown is, in 1986, a conservative mother of at least two (Patrick III[1] and Jono[2]) and believes in the nucleur family[3][4], the reason she stays with her cheating husband[5][6]. She heads up the Moms Against Popular Culture group[7] and is against, amongst other things nudity[8], hippies[9], video games[10], slang words[11] and culture in general. She describes her life as 'Looking down on others'.

She teaches her two children at home, in particular teaching history[12]. However, she has limited knowledge in both history[13] and biology[14]. She works hard at helping her children, saying that by using history and biology, she works out what's best for her children and ignores the interests of others.[15]

Her mental state is in question and stems from her father order her to kill a pig for dinner when she was a child.[16] She is also on medication. [17] This has passed on to her children, with her son Jono killing a post man[18] and Jan saying that when her children are hungry, she hands them a spear to catch their food.[19]

Maureen Silliman voiced Jan Brown.[20]

References

  1. Jan Brown: "I mean, what I heard my son Patrick III" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  2. Jan Brown: "Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman, but at least he was trying." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  3. Jan Brown: "It's about putting the family first." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  4. Jan Brown: "Well, since I'm a happily married mother, I know the family unit is the basis of all society" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  5. Jan Brown: "And if you don't like it, find your own husband and stay away from mine, okay?" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  6. Jan Brown: "Now, even when my husband is working late, or away on an extended business trip to Hawaii with his secretary..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  7. Maurice Chavez: "We also have Jan Brown, leader of Moms Against Popular Culture, or MAPC..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  8. Jan Brown: "My adorable kids have learned that it's wrong to be naked" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  9. Jan Brown: "I mean - I mean, I saw the hippies... What a load of claptrap" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  10. Jan Brown: "What is it, The Degeneratron? What a crock of shit!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  11. Jan Brown: "I heard him (Patrick III) using slang words in the house the other day. Rad and cool and stick it... I mean, I beat him to within an inch of his life, and he will never make that mistake again. American should be spoken properly!" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  12. Jan Brown: "Now I teach my kids history to give them perspective" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  13. Jan Brown: "Last night I telling them about how Magellan sailed around the Strait of Magellan and met some friendly natives that gave him supplies. Um, then he had to kill all of them..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  14. Jan Brown: "If you look at nature, you'll see many species that eat their children to protect them. This is especially true of hamsters." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  15. Jan Brown: "Now, my morality comes from looking at history and biology and working out what's best for my kids and screw anyone else." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  16. Jan Brown: "My daddy taught me how to slaughter a pig. That's very useful information. Oh sure, I was a little nervous at first, but he put me in a room with a fork and a fat sow and told me he'd back in an hour for some fat back and hog jowls. As a mother, I'm proud to say I throttled the life out of that little piggie." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  17. Jan Brown: "Where are my pills?" (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  18. Jan Brown: "Yesterday, my youngest Jono, killed the postman..." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  19. Jan Brown: "When my children are hungry I give them a spear and send them off to the park to catch their own food." (from the Morality show on VCPR)
  20. Full cast and crew for Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002). Internet Movie Database.