Jeff Random Encounter 2/Script

The following is a script of the first encounter with Jeff in Grand Theft Auto IV.

Pre-mission phone call

Jeff: Hey, this is Jeff. Yeah, you remember, that happy go lucky guy? The one you told about his two-faced, cheating slut of a wife.

Niko: I just took some photos. But, yeah. How you doing now, anyway? You leave that bitch?

Jeff: You could say I cut some ties. Meet me at the garage off Silicon Street at the north east corner of Middle Park. I need your help.

Script

Jeff: Hey!

Niko: What's going on?

Jeff: Yeah... I got a bit of a problem. Bit of a big fucking problem.

Niko: What's going on?

Jeff: Yeah, Jeff really did it this time. Jeff went too far. Jeff's been a bad boy. A really bad boy.

Niko: What are you saying lunatic?

Jeff: Remember my wife Shirley? She had an accident... in the kitchen.

Niko: What kind of an accident?

Jeff: The kind of accident where you stab yourself fifty fucking times with a kitchen knife, you fucking whore. Fuck my friend will you? Huh? Well, who's laughing now? Bitch! Huh? Not you. You're fucking dead whore!

(Jeff pulls out a pistol and prepares to shoot his wife's corpse)

Niko: Hey, buddy! Whoa! Calm down!

Jeff: Hey! Fuck you!

Niko: Don't be an idiot. Now, what do you want me to do?

Jeff: Get rid of her and get rid of the car. Hey?

Niko: Okay, but it's going to cost you. Five grand.

Jeff: Sure. Whatever.

Niko: Give me the keys. Put the gun away.

Jeff: Yeah. Okay thanks. Oh, Jeff really messed up this time, didn't he? Oh.

Niko: Get out of here.

Jeff: Yeah... yeah...